GIRLS NITE OUT.TOO FUNNY.

>> >>> >Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were

>> >>> >very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten

>> >>> >over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk &

>> >>> >walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the

>> >>> >cemetery.

>> >>> >

>> >>> >One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would

>> >>> >take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was

>> >>> >wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to

>> >>> >ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave

>> >>> >that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe

>> >>> >with that.

>> >>> >

>> >>> >After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

>> >>> >The next day one of the woman's

>> >>>husbands was concerned that his normally

>> >>> >sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned

>> >>> >the other husband and said,

>> >>> >

>> >>> >"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the

>> >>> >worst! . . . my wife came home with no panties!"

>> >>> >

>> >>> >"That's nothing" said the other husband,

>> >>> >

>> >>> >"Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said: From

>> >>> >all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."