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Would you do the big man in red? [28 vote(s)]

Hellz YAH! He's hot!
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Ewww, that just ruined my childhood memories!
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hmmmmm... maybe if Mrs. Clause wasnt in the mix
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After this thread, I came to the conclusion that Chale actually stands for something else:


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


CHALE = Chica Horny Anda Loca & Exitada!




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Luna Chiquitita wrote: This one's for you Chale.... only 'cause you're nasty like that!!       mmm mmm mmmm..... Santas so sexy! I just want to rip the holly away from his jolly and get our freak on!   @ Luna: Thanks girl, this picture is going up on my wall

         OMG THATS JUST DISTURBING!! LMAO ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK AT SANTA THE SAME!!


 



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Luna Chiquitita wrote:

This one's for you Chale.... only 'cause you're nasty like that!!      

mmm mmm mmmm.....

Santas so sexy! I just want to rip the holly away from his jolly and get our freak on!


 






@ Luna: Thanks girl, this picture is going up on my wall



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Luna Chiquitita wrote:

This one's for you Chale.... only 'cause you're nasty like that!!      
This 1 is so fraking funny LMAO

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This one's for you Chale.... only 'cause you're nasty like that!!


 


 


 




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Baina's online!


Oh Plantman... can you show us the pics of our favorite elf girl please?

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Where the heck is Baina?


I want to see pictures! Damn it!

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But I would (consider?) doing Santa’s LIL HELPER – have one specific one in mind!!!


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Yorkdale Mall!?




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YOU WRONG- I swear on my life, kids, and grandkids I wouldn’t do Santa!!!
Uh huh.....


I believe you...






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Chale_Tanga wrote:

Im not twisted.... I just say what everyone is thinking....If I can please draw your attention to the polls... 7.4% said YES18.5% said yes IF Mrs. Clause wasnt messing up the flexAnd the other percentage lied... b/c we all know everyone wants to get it on with Santa!
YOU WRONG- I swear on my life, kids, and grandkids I wouldn’t do Santa!!!

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Im not twisted.... I just say what everyone is thinking....



If I can please draw your attention to the polls...


7.4% said YES
18.5% said yes IF Mrs. Clause wasnt messing up the flex
And the other percentage lied... b/c we all know everyone wants to get it on with Santa!

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Jinx wrote:

wow you are more twisted than me darling!

I agree with you, Jinx…


 


 


CHALE DOES SEEM MORE TWISTED THAN YOU!


 


 


You think that maybe she is lacking some “action”?


 


LOL


 



 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Hook her up with one of your escort friends!


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


I don't think she will mind if it's male or female!




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wow you are more twisted than me darling!

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Chale_Tanga wrote:

Ke Te Pika wrote: CHALE: WOULD U TAP EL CHAPULIN COLORADO?? Come on now.... what do you think? YUP!

I think that way she can use Chapulin’s DOBLE “ANTENAS” and fulfill another of her fantasies… Chale, you kinky girl!


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


I like you!



No contaban con su (Chales') astucia!!!




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Chale_Tanga wrote:

and also to print and freely distribute to random strangers on the street.
There's a Xmassy thought. Spread happiness around! You're so thoughtful and generous, Chale. We should give you an award for Most Generous Foro Member of the Year.

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TV Buff wrote:

Baina, I wanna see too! I nee a new funny wallpaper for my screen!
I want one to put on my MSN screen and also to print and freely distribute to random strangers on the street.

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Baina, I wanna see too! I nee a new funny wallpaper for my screen!

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buzzlightyear680 wrote:

WOW chale...................u r one NASTY GURL...................... the question is have u been NAUTY or NICE? perhaps SANTA will stop by ur house on NAVIDAD     BTW I Do have a suit
How bout this... I've been nicely naughty this year...
Good ol Saint Nick wont be missing my house, thats for damn sure!



@ Baina: I wanna see! I wanna see!

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WOW chale...................u r one NASTY GURL......................


the question is have u been NAUTY or NICE? perhaps SANTA will stop by ur house on NAVIDAD


 


 


BTW I Do have a suit



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Colombiana4Life wrote:
Bainaman wrote:
Definately NOT doing Santa...     But if she's his helper.....................I'M DOING HER WITH MY 'NORTH POLE'
Watch out Confu, Baina's got a thing for Santa's helpers



Thanks Colombiana!!!

You just reminded me.....


I'm gonna pay someone a visit


























































Pssssst!!!!



















































Pssst!!!





























PM me is you want pics of Confu dressed up like an elf!



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AND WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN HER BACK SEAT......


mmm.... I had lost a quater and I was lookin for it, yeah.. and then I found the Santa hat, and I was wondering what was up with that...

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Bainaman wrote:

Definately NOT doing Santa...     But if she's his helper.....................I'M DOING HER WITH MY 'NORTH POLE'
Watch out Confu, Baina's got a thing for Santa's helpers

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CHALE: U DIRTY GURL....

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Ke Te Pika wrote:
CHALE: WOULD U TAP EL CHAPULIN COLORADO??



Come on now.... what do you think?





YUP!

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Gitana wrote: CHALE'S A FREAK LIKE THAT!!!!   Is that why she has that hat in the backseat of her car???


AND WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN HER BACK SEAT......


DAMN SHE WORE THE HAT FOR YOU..... NO WONDER SHE STARTED THIS THREAD.... YOU WERE SANTA CLAUSE AND SHE WAS MRS. CLAUSE.....


I KNEW SHE LIKED ROLE PALYING



-- Edited by Gitana at 19:47, 2005-11-28

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Ke Te Pika wrote:
CHALE: U NEED JESUS.

I'D TAP MRS. CLAUSE.


LMAO!


LMAO!


Where's my photo op??? Quick grab a camera, I'll do the "I need Jebus" pose for you... hehehehehehe

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Phantasma wrote:
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CHALE'S A FREAK LIKE THAT!!!!  
Is that why she has that hat in the backseat of her car???




BAITER!





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CHALE'S A FREAK LIKE THAT!!!!  
Is that why she has that hat in the backseat of her car???

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CHALE'S A FREAK LIKE THAT!!!!  



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Girl.... U is TWIZZZTID!!! how u come up with this stuff???? -

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CHALE: U NEED JESUS.

I'D TAP MRS. CLAUSE.

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GENIE wrote:

Bainaman wrote: Definately NOT doing Santa...     But if she's his helper.....................I'M DOING HER WITH MY 'NORTH POLE'       BAINA IM DISSAPPOINTED I THOUGHT U HAD TASTE!! THIS GIRL HAS NO ASS!! JUST BOOBS THATS NOT FUN IS IT?????

 


It's the only "proper" pic I could post.....


You should see how she looks in the other ones!!!!!




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Definately NOT doing Santa...     But if she's his helper.....................I'M DOING HER WITH MY 'NORTH POLE'
         BAINA IM DISSAPPOINTED I THOUGHT U HAD TASTE!! THIS GIRL HAS NO ASS!! JUST BOOBS THATS NOT FUN IS IT?????

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Bainaman wrote:

Definately NOT doing Santa...     But if she's his helper.....................I'M DOING HER WITH MY 'NORTH POLE'

 


"SANTA" Madre!!!!!



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Definately NOT doing Santa...


 


 


But if she's his helper.....................I'M DOING HER WITH MY 'NORTH POLE'




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@ Joker:Thats so funny, I was going to originally use that pic instead of the one above.Great minds DO think alike..
U got that right girl....

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@ Joker:

Thats so funny, I was going to originally use that pic instead of the one above.


Great minds DO think alike..

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Chale_Tanga wrote:

@ Buffy: @ McNugget: (Im bored.... Im soooooooo bored.... I could poke my eye with a fork if I had one)

I will lend you my fork…


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


… that way, blindness may stop her from starting SICKO threads like this…


Chale, you are… what’s the word…


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


NASTY GIRL!


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OK OK THIS PIC IS 4 CHALE....


 




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@ Buffy: @ McNugget: (Im bored.... Im soooooooo bored.... I could poke my eye with a fork if I had one)
Take pictures of your a$$ and send them to Santa.... you might get "lucky" in nochebuena....

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@ Buffy:


@ McNugget:






(Im bored.... Im soooooooo bored.... I could poke my eye with a fork if I had one)

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I knew Chale was a little bit disturbed, but this is just way beyond getting help. Not even Dr. Phil could do anything for Chale's mind (and soul)... Chale, you're fired, you sicko!

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After "el beso negro" this is my 2nd favourite thread!!!!


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Ewwwwwwwwww Santa, NO !


 


 



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Ewww, how gross is this thread? Now, if it had been "**** me Easter Bunny", that would've been hot!

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miguel wrote:

oh, looks like osmeone brought it up in another thread lol
where? where? where?

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Well if santa is not available, ill dress up like him

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is that good? as in more cushion for the pushin?! oh man....i have to vomit.

I dont think that it matters if Santa has too much junk in the back of his trunk... cuz you wouldnt be the one doing the pushing... unless of course.... he's into that
 


please stop adding gravy to the roast, it's making me sick.

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Guadalupana wrote:

is that good? as in more cushion for the pushin?! oh man....i have to vomit.

I dont think that it matters if Santa has too much junk in the back of his trunk... cuz you wouldnt be the one doing the pushing... unless of course.... he's into that


 



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