A HUG LEADS TO A KISS .....   A KISS LEADS TO A FINGER...   A FINGER LEADS TO A HAND....    A HAND LEADS TO A LICK... A LICK LEADS TO A SUCK.... A SUCK LEADS TO A FCUK...

SO TELL ME, HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU GONNA HUG AFTER YOU READ THIS??

 SEX IS LIKE MATH

U ADD THE BED...   SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES... DIVIDE THE LEGS... LEAVE YOUR SOLUTION, AND PRAY THAT YOU DONT MULTIPLY.

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it
whitens your teeth

Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one
hand.........................12 cal With
mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay Looking for
 
 target...................8 cal
     Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing
care.....................0 cal

Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8
cal

With Different Position Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal 69
lying...............................286 cal 69
standing.............................512 cal Italian
hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O" Lying in Bed............................18 cal Hop off the
bed............................36 cal Wondering why she left pissed
off...........816 cal

Get dressed Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal Heard her boyfriend opening the
door.............1218 cal Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the
door.............1942 cal