I had a 'blah' first date many a times. One in particular was when this guy picked me up at a club (Cardinal rule number one: NEVER let a guy pick you up in a club), and I thought he was pretty cute. He reminded me of Shaggy... you know, Mr. Boombastic... yah that Shaggy. So he called me, and wanted to take me out, so I was like, coolio, lets boogie!I met him at a Timmy's, thinking that buddy was going to take me to a nice restaurant, or even a NICE coffee place. Where did Mr. Boombastic lookalike take me? To TIMMY'S! And he was like, you can have ANYTHING you want. I was like, wow.... thanks big spender! (cheap-azz) But thats not the worst part about it... whats worst is that this Shaggy looking guy, turned out to look like Shaggy's much much older and run down older uncle. Complete with dirty nails, one of those pornstarish looking button up hawaian shirts, dirty jeans and what appeared to be a nervous tick.He then asked me if I wanted to go back to his place. He said that it was alright, b/c his mom went to sleep early and she wouldnt mind me being there. (Man was like a million years old and STILL lived with moma) Then he proceeded to ask me if he could see my toes b/c he had a toe fetish. I was like, you know what, thanks for the coffee you cheapazz physco loser, but Ive got to bounce! OMG! Never again! Never again! Sweet Jesus Never Again!!!
And then he flew back to Vancouver?
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I had a 'blah' first date many a times. One in particular was when this guy picked me up at a club (Cardinal rule number one: NEVER let a guy pick you up in a club), and I thought he was pretty cute. He reminded me of Shaggy... you know, Mr. Boombastic... yah that Shaggy. So he called me, and wanted to take me out, so I was like, coolio, lets boogie!I met him at a Timmy's, thinking that buddy was going to take me to a nice restaurant, or even a NICE coffee place. Where did Mr. Boombastic lookalike take me? To TIMMY'S! And he was like, you can have ANYTHING you want. I was like, wow.... thanks big spender! (cheap-azz) But thats not the worst part about it... whats worst is that this Shaggy looking guy, turned out to look like Shaggy's much much older and run down older uncle. Complete with dirty nails, one of those pornstarish looking button up hawaian shirts, dirty jeans and what appeared to be a nervous tick.He then asked me if I wanted to go back to his place. He said that it was alright, b/c his mom went to sleep early and she wouldnt mind me being there. (Man was like a million years old and STILL lived with moma) Then he proceeded to ask me if he could see my toes b/c he had a toe fetish. I was like, you know what, thanks for the coffee you cheapazz physco loser, but Ive got to bounce! OMG! Never again! Never again! Sweet Jesus Never Again!!!
great.. but the question is.. WHAT DID YOU DO BACK AT HIS PLACE?? hehehehehe
I had a 'blah' first date many a times. One in particular was when this guy picked me up at a club (Cardinal rule number one: NEVER let a guy pick you up in a club), and I thought he was pretty cute. He reminded me of Shaggy... you know, Mr. Boombastic... yah that Shaggy. So he called me, and wanted to take me out, so I was like, coolio, lets boogie!
I met him at a Timmy's, thinking that buddy was going to take me to a nice restaurant, or even a NICE coffee place. Where did Mr. Boombastic lookalike take me? To TIMMY'S! And he was like, you can have ANYTHING you want. I was like, wow.... thanks big spender! (cheap-azz)
But thats not the worst part about it... whats worst is that this Shaggy looking guy, turned out to look like Shaggy's much much older and run down older uncle. Complete with dirty nails, one of those pornstarish looking button up hawaian shirts, dirty jeans and what appeared to be a nervous tick.
He then asked me if I wanted to go back to his place. He said that it was alright, b/c his mom went to sleep early and she wouldnt mind me being there. (Man was like a million years old and STILL lived with moma) Then he proceeded to ask me if he could see my toes b/c he had a toe fetish.
I was like, you know what, thanks for the coffee you cheapazz physco loser, but Ive got to bounce!
OMG! Never again! Never again! Sweet Jesus Never Again!!!
This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates...but this one takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere! With no restroom and in the middle of nowhere, her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow, she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concern about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was"freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!"
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She, too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment, "This gives a whole new meaning to being 'pissed off'".
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