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Chale_Tanga wrote: GENIE wrote: NEVER MIND POOR GYPSY!! HOW DOES SHE DO IT!!! BAINA UR SO MALO OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!! You need to really really really be into someone to be able to sleep with a monkey looking man... kudos to you Gita!!!! lol! HOLY CRAP!!! THIS MADE ME LAUGH FOR REALS!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Yeah - this killed me too . . .
Fac - that Lucky dude doesn't need a blanket to keep warm . . .
GENIE wrote: ROFLMAO!!! MALA OMG I LAUGHTED SO HARD EL TORTUGA CAME TO SEE IF I WAS OK!! LOL lol... well.... wouldnt you get you man waxed if he was that hairy????? Y....quien es el tortuga? Thats not a nice name to call Daeveed....
LMAO!! LMAO!! CHALES ON ROLL TODAY STAY OUT OF HER WAY HOLY!!!
GENIE wrote: NEVER MIND POOR GYPSY!! HOW DOES SHE DO IT!!! BAINA UR SO MALO OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!! You need to really really really be into someone to be able to sleep with a monkey looking man... kudos to you Gita!!!! lol!
HOLY CRAP!!!
THIS MADE ME LAUGH FOR REALS!!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
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GENIE wrote: NEVER MIND POOR GYPSY!! HOW DOES SHE DO IT!!! BAINA UR SO MALO OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!! You need to really really really be into someone to be able to sleep with a monkey looking man... kudos to you Gita!!!! lol!
ROFLMAO!!! MALA OMG I LAUGHTED SO HARD EL TORTUGA CAME TO SEE IF I WAS OK!! LOL
Bainaman wrote: You guys are sssooooooooooooo mean!!!!!! Who took the pic of Ke Te Pika when passed out???? LMAO!! Pobre KTP!He knows better than to mix alcohol with his love of stripping!maaaaaaaaaaang... someone needs to get that boy some ball wax... cuz that ****s just nasty!
NEVER MIND POOR GYPSY!! HOW DOES SHE DO IT!!! BAINA UR SO MALO OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!
Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails.
They taste good, so you have a few more and then the DJ puts on 'I Will Survive,' so you're off on the dance floor.
After an hour or so, when 'Heart of Glass' has finished, and more modern music comes on , you come back to the group for a rest and another cocktail or three
You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you.
YOU buy him a drink.
He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get on really well.
When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you.
You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don't want it to stop.
"I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourself saying, "but I've never felt like this before.
Do you want to come back to my place?"
You wake up the next morning, and you roll out of bed, half-asleep, to go to the toilet, last night's memories slightly blurred
You look at yourself in the mirror, make an "urgh" sound.
As you're sitting there, vivid flashes of what would seem like a marathon sex session flicker back into your head and you remember that you fell in love last night .
With a smile on your face, you stand up and walk back to the bedroom