A WOMAN RECENTLY LOST HER HUSBAND. SHE HAD HIM
CREMATED AND BROUGHT HIS ASHES HOME.

PICKING UP THE URN THAT HE WAS IN, SHE POURED
HIM OUT ON THE PATIO TABLE. THEN WHILE TRACING
HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES, SHE STARTED TALKING
TO HIM.

"IRVING, YOU KNOW THAT FUR COAT YOU PROMISED ME?
I BOUGHT IT WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY...... IRVING,
REMEMBER THAT NEW CAR YOU PROMISED ME? WELL, I ALSO
BOUGHT IT WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY. IRVING, DO YOU
REMEMBER THAT EMERALD NECKLACE YOU PROMISED ME? I
BOUGHT IT, TOO, WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY"

STILL TRACING HER FINGER IN THE ASHES, SHE SAID,
"IRVING, REMEMBER THAT BLOW JOB I PROMISED YOU????
.........HERE IT COMES!!!!!!!