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Bainaman wrote: I'm good at everything I do!!!!!!!         But I don't do much....... sure y mi abuelita es virgen pilla!

Now, THAT'S what I call a talent.

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Daeveed wrote:


where were you on sat??? I was hoping you would show up.  


I was taking care of some bizzinazz....
U know, all dem 'products' dont sell themselves.... Saturday nights are really busy if yah know what I mean....


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


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ME NO TALENT.....BUT MAYBE IS I DRINK THEN MAYBE I JSUT HAVE TALENTS...........



 


Hey girl Zipote can explain your talents!!!...he had front row seat...almost 2 times...pero le dejaste con las ganas!!!!...or was it the chair!!!...and at the end of the night Baina was trying to figure out why the chair did not close properly...that was a show all in its own!!!




-- Edited by DJ_Ganzo at 15:46, 2005-11-21

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Chale_Tanga wrote:



 for the sake of my own personal comedic pleasure, I would hope so..



 


where were you on sat???


I was hoping you would show up.


 


@Buffy: I am reading a book! It's called 100 Years of Solitude ()


 


los cien años de Macondo sueñan...sueñan en el aire...



-- Edited by Daeveed at 15:44, 2005-11-21

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ME NO TALENT.....BUT MAYBE IS I DRINK THEN MAYBE I JSUT HAVE TALENTS...........

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Chale, you seriously think Daeveed's that naive? But anyway... you both go read a book!


for the sake of my own personal comedic pleasure, I would hope so..


 


I dont think boss lady would be too pleased if i whipped out my copy of Bitter Grounds, kicked up my heels and started reading it at my desk.



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Chale, you seriously think Daeveed's that naive? But anyway... you both go read a book!

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 Is that to Chale or to me?

I think it was directed at you Daeveedsito... I think you shouldnt take crap from Buffy... I think that you should go show her... I think that you should take this outside... I'll referee...

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Go read a book!


Is that to Chale or to me?



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Go read a book!

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Chale, let's see how long you last until you find out you can't realistically have those two talents simultaneously.


ah ha! But my dear Buffy, you didnt let me finish...


I was gonna say... I can text AND drive la careta del supermercado at the SAME time....



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Chale, let's see how long you last until you find out you can't realistically have those two talents simultaneously.

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I can text AND drive at the SAME time!





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DJ PRIETO wrote:


Let's see.... * I play soccer * I dj * I can dance to almost anything even break dance.... * Artist * Cook  Too many to name but overall i'm a pretty talented guy...which i think is good or else i would very boring....ewww!


         YOU ALSO TELL STORIES ABOUT UR CAT! WHERE IS THE LOVE AND WHAT UR CAT DOES WHEN HE NEEDS TO GO!!! LOMAO


 



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Let's see....


* I play soccer


* I dj


* I can dance to almost anything even break dance....


* Artist


* Cook


 Too many to name but overall i'm a pretty talented guy...which i think is good or else i would very boring....ewww!



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Jinx wrote: Bainaman wrote: I'm good at everything I do!!!!!!!         But I don't do much....... sure y mi abuelita es virgen pilla! tu abuelita es virgen???? nooooooooo     can I meet her???? you don't see one of those too often....

wow you like 'em old ah?!

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Bainaman wrote: I'm good at everything I do!!!!!!!         But I don't do much....... sure y mi abuelita es virgen pilla!


tu abuelita es virgen???? nooooooooo


 


 


can I meet her???? you don't see one of those too often....



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Bainaman wrote:


I'm good at everything I do!!!!!!!         But I don't do much.......

sure y mi abuelita es virgen pilla!

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I iron


I crochette


I knit


I can make amazing empanadas, truffles, soups, roasts, cakes, cookies, pies, platters...whatever...I'm a trained chef....it comes in handy....(not..I never cook!!!)


I can sleep for endless amount of hours...


I can sleep 2 hours and work a 14 hour day...


I can read a harry potter book in 24hours...


I can make my own chaps...as we noticed on Halloween....


I can drink 6 drinks and get severly sick on the way home...sorry fea...


I can also drink like a champ and NOT get sick or hammered....(weird...I know)


I can type out a list of useless...yet very interesting...talents that I have


and last but not least...


 


I can be a constant remind to everyone...that Argentina is the best place on earth.


Spread the word!



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Since I just solved Einstein's riddle, I can safely say that my talent is being in the top 2% of intelligent people in the world!



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Bainaman wrote:


Shei wrote: mmmm, nadie es talentoso en el sexo..?? Estaba tratando de ser modesto!!!!


      hehe..sii, es verdad..lo pensé antes de postear, pero.........acaso..no es un talento??    para mi lo es..!!! lol 


 



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Shei wrote:

mmmm, nadie es talentoso en el sexo..??




Estaba tratando de ser modesto!!!!

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McOSIRIS wrote:


Shei wrote: mmmm, nadie es talentoso en el sexo..?? yo puedo hacer el vuelo del Condor....

How did i know MC would reply quickly to this post!?!?! LMAO

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Shei wrote:


mmmm, nadie es talentoso en el sexo..??

yo puedo hacer el vuelo del Condor....

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mmmm, nadie es talentoso en el sexo..??

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Chilenita wrote:


I  can aslo sing oh and have 10 shots of tequila and still be sober of course that might be more of a problem then actual talent!!

Hey girl, how about that one talent you showed us at Croc Roc???

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Chilenita wrote: I  can aslo sing oh and have 10 shots of tequila and still be sober of course that might be more of a problem then actual talent!! Wow 10 ! Wow ! you're a trooper ! Wow !

Yeah!!!  DON JUILO - YUMMY!!!  I love that stuff

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Pancho Cachondo wrote:



 Wow 10 ! Wow ! you're a trooper ! Wow !



 


Yeah....for the purchase of 10 tekila shots you can get this exclusive "stretcher" for free..........


 


 


 


 


or your money back!!!



-- Edited by McOSIRIS at 15:37, 2005-11-17

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Chilenita wrote:

I  can aslo sing
oh and have 10 shots of tequila and still be sober of course that might be more of a problem then actual talent!!




Wow 10 ! Wow ! you're a trooper ! Wow !

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I  can aslo sing


oh and have 10 shots of tequila and still be sober of course that might be more of a problem then actual talent!!



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I'm good at everything I do!!!!!!!


 



 


 


 


But I don't do much.......




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I can cook
I can iron
I can hand wash clothes
I can reach the tip of my nose with my tongue
I can pain – paintings, art, or designs on walls
I can drive standard – ok, still getting the hang of it, damn!
I can speed like a mad man on the highway
I can bench press 300 lbs





















I almost forgot…
I can lie and post a lot of BS!
(but at least some of the post is true! – lol)


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Let see what I am good at


Cooking


Spying on people


Gathering information(good info)


Hmmmmmm... not sure what else



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I can squeeze a beer can...


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I can twirl a baton


I can ride horses


I can roll a joint with one hand




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I'm also a very good masseuse!

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Pancho Cachondo wrote:
I'm ambidextrous...I can write with both hands When I play soccer I strike with both legs
If only you could think with both sides of your brain...




Jeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Ya parale No! Go and clean the snots !

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Pancho Cachondo wrote:


I'm ambidextrous...I can write with both hands When I play soccer I strike with both legs

If only you could think with both sides of your brain...

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Pancho Cachondo wrote:


I'm ambidextrous...I can write with both hands When I play soccer I strike with both legs



Oh yeah, I can do that too! I just remembered.



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I'm ambidextrous...I can write with both hands
When I play soccer I strike with both legs


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no worries no mujer aun so thats all kewl and ty for the wb......................


 


on a serious note


I can Cook


I can prepare awsome drinks as in alcoholic


 



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angelita dulce wrote: Let's see...... A few more months and i can be at the CHEF status!!!LOL!!! I can draw!!! I can dance!! I can find good sales!!! I'm not sure what else, but i know i have more!!! For real? I'd like to be a chef one day... or at least do the training. And then go home and make tortillas con frijoles for dinner.

Well you see, i didn't know how to cook before!! But then i started cooking and now i realize I CAN COOK!!! LOL!!!! So i'm into learning new things now!!!LOL!!!

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BTW, you people are getting too graphic with your talents. You're all nasty.

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Let's see...... A few more months and i can be at the CHEF status!!!LOL!!! I can draw!!! I can dance!! I can find good sales!!! I'm not sure what else, but i know i have more!!!

For real? I'd like to be a chef one day... or at least do the training. And then go home and make tortillas con frijoles for dinner.

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buzzlightyear680 wrote:


me echo unos erutos(burp) bien fuertes, y unos Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeedos q son como una bomba nuclear

hey how ya doin' wlecome back from the dead! That's nasty espero que no le hagas "Dutch ovens" a tu mujer

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Wow Jinx... how much do you charge for tarot readings?


Anyway, I can draw. What?! That's my only talent?



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