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KNOCK ON THEIR DOOR AND ASK THEM STRAIGHT UP WHY THEY DON'T LIKE YOU...AND IS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE MEXICAN......AND THAT'S WHY THEY SLASHED YOUR TIRES....



































ONCE THEY ANSWER......TURN OFF THE RECORDER. AND LEAVE WITH A SMILE.

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Pancho Cachondo wrote:



I have a very "white" next door Neighbor and they have been very cold to me and last night I found out that the reason of their rejection is due my background, so Now I need some brilliant ideas to piss them off


mmmm hang a bag full of those dirty magazines that include black only porn stars on his door knob jajajaja

-- Edited by Jinx at 13:18, 2005-11-17

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i say egg the house, and then tell them to use the eggs to make guevos rancheros.

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Well, I agree with what Buffy's hacker said. It's not your background, it's you!



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Im still tryin to figure out how he knows that dude dont like him cause he a messycant... for all I know it might all be hearsay... I dont wanna unleash the wretchedness pon the man for no good reason!

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latinsoulchild wrote:


I'm in!! I'll supply the drunk violent mariachi!

I'll supply(be) the smoke machine.

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Oh, yeah... read between the lines... Pancho's inviting us to his house for the next foro gathering... Thanks, Daeveed! I didn't see it but now I do...


 


Pancho, retiro todo lo dicho in my previous post. Some hacker got into my computer and wrote that terrible, terrible comment.



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I'm in!! I'll supply the drunk violent mariachi!

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Learn how to Riverdance....but to Mexican music. Try to get them to learn it.


 



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latinsoulchild wrote:


Have a rowdy house party with loud music and have all your guests come outside everynow and then drunk and breaking bottles screaming "Pinches Gringos!!...If only I could get my hands on one!!!" lol

Sounds like the next foro gathering....

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Have a rowdy house party with loud music and have all your guests come outside everynow and then drunk and breaking bottles screaming "Pinches Gringos!!...If only I could get my hands on one!!!"


lol



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Phantasma wrote:


Pancho Cachondo wrote: I found out that the reason of their rejection is due my background and how exactly did u find this out?

Hire some Mariachis....

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Pancho Cachondo wrote:


I have a very "white" next door Neighbor and they have been very cold to me and last night I found out that the reason of their rejection is due my background, so Now I need some brilliant ideas to piss them off


I'd say you contact the guy who "did" Michael Jackson. He might even turn you into a slim, pretty, university-educated latina. Then the neighbour will love you.


 


But wait! We reject you, and we have pretty much the same background! It's not your colour... it's you!



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Pancho Cachondo wrote:

I found out that the reason of their rejection is due my background



and how exactly did u find this out?

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Pancho Cachondo wrote:


I have a very "white" next door Neighbor and they have been very cold to me and last night I found out that the reason of their rejection is due my background, so Now I need some brilliant ideas to piss them off

TELL THEM YOU SLEPT WITH THEIR DAUGHTER...!!!

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Pancho Cachondo wrote:


I have a very "white" next door Neighbor and they have been very cold to me and last night I found out that the reason of their rejection is due my background, so Now I need some brilliant ideas to piss them off


        give us a layout of there house??? LIKE YARDS FRONT AND BACK HOW IS THERE HOUSE STATIONED AND HOW FAR IS URS?? STUFF LIKE THAT


AND HOW DEVIOUS ARE U WILLING TO GO???



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I have a very "white" next door Neighbor and they have been very cold to me and last night I found out that the reason of their rejection is due my background, so Now I need some brilliant ideas to piss them off

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