"She sucks better than you...****s better than you... talks dirty to me and tells me I can have her ass... but still I am in love with you... I need a drink."
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Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
"At one point last summer I was lying in bed trying to decide whether I should watch tv or masturbate. The remote was across the room, and the tissues were about 10 feet away. I thought it over for a while, and finally decided to sleep for the rest of the day instead."
I'm jealous of pretty girls. My pros are that I'm smart and considerate and I have good taste in music. My cons are that I'm lazy and insecure and average-looking. I figure if I were skinny and beautiful I'd be 100% better off. Why should it matter so much?
OH NO!! YOU FOUND OUT MY LITTLE SECRET CONFESSION..... I just want to be liked! Thats all I've ever wanted! Is just to be liked! Oh God, why cant I be liked????
OH NO!! YOU FOUND OUT MY LITTLE SECRET CONFESSION..... 
