Careful With What You Wish For...

Chilenita · Comandante

RE: Careful With What You Wish For...

Bainaman · Foro Master

DAMN!!!

I guess my post became invisible too

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Granted.

But from being under the sun for so long, at the end you start looking like Mary's roommate from the movie There's something about Mary. And you're only 20.

I wish I could go away to a warm place for two weeks.

mara · Senior Member

Chale_Tanga wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:
He's hot, and gay. I wish i had icecream!

(sooooooooo not cool!!!! )Granted!You have the biggest bowl of ice cream ever in the world. Its so huge-mongous in fact, that you have to dive in it to eat it. As you are in your grand tub o ice cream, the sun starts to melt it away and the ice cream becomes liquid... you cant swim.... therefore you drown.

I wish I was 5 years old again.

Granted

The day you wake up being a five year old, a handsome rich guy shows up at your door looking for you with a diamond ring wishing he could propose.

I wish it was summer all year long.

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

He's hot, and gay. I wish i had icecream!

(sooooooooo not cool!!!! )

Granted!

You have the biggest bowl of ice cream ever in the world. Its so huge-mongous in fact, that you have to dive in it to eat it. As you are in your grand tub o ice cream, the sun starts to melt it away and the ice cream becomes liquid... you cant swim.... therefore you drown.

I wish I was 5 years old again.

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

I wish that the new lawyer they hire will be a hot latino man that Chale and I can drool over all day long.

He's hot, and gay.

I wish i had icecream!

Bainaman · Foro Master

Daeveed wrote:

Phantasma wrote: I wish I was cool. Granted! You are now cool, however, the the fact that you 'wished' to be cool is kinda lame. You can't wish to be cool, you just are cool. So since you are now cool because you wished it, makes you be really lame, more than before. I wish I was in a permanent state of ecstasy.

Granted!

But after a prolonged state of ecstasy.....the serotonin in your brain runs out.....causing you to go into a state of monotony. People see you and put you in a mental hospital 'cause they think you are now retarded.

I wish I could become invisible at will

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Daeveed wrote:

I wish I was in a permanent state of ecstasy.

Granted. Your body, however, cannot handle the constant state of ecstasy so it shuts down and you are admitted into a hospital where all the nurses are hot big breasted women except for the head nurse, who is an old 60 year old woman with sagging breasts, who insists on giving you sponge baths in the nude.

I wish that the new lawyer they hire will be a hot latino man that Chale and I can drool over all day long.

Daeveed · Foro Master

Phantasma wrote:

I wish I was cool.

Granted!

You are now cool, however, the the fact that you 'wished' to be cool is kinda lame. You can't wish to be cool, you just are cool. So since you are now cool because you wished it, makes you be really lame, more than before.

I wish I was in a permanent state of ecstasy.

Phantasma · TOP Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

Chale_Tanga wrote:

I wish I was taller

Granted. Only that everyone else is getting taller as well which means that you are still shorter than everyone. IN FACT, everyone is growing faster than you are and now you are a certified midget.
I wish I had more time.-- Edited by Luna Chiquitita at 10:36, 2005-11-15

ish granted... u now have all the time u need cause ur fired from ur job for posting all day.

I wish I was cool.

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

I wish I was taller

Granted. Only that everyone else is getting taller as well which means that you are still shorter than everyone. IN FACT, everyone is growing faster than you are and now you are a certified midget.

I wish I had more time.

-- Edited by Luna Chiquitita at 10:36, 2005-11-15

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

I wish I had a better job

Granted!

Now you have the most fabulous job ever in the world. You stroll in at your liesure, if you decide to go in at all, you get paid an insane amount of money, take vacation on the fly whenever you want and for however long you want. HOWEVER..... Ur head honcho is into lesbian S&M and is quite persistant that you join in her little fun and games. She IS your boss, and you DO need to please her..... you become her little love toy.

I wish I was taller

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

I wish I could be in Cuba right now

As your plane is getting ready to land in Cuba, the pilot loses control and the plane explodes and you DIE... reaching Cuba but not the way you intended.

I wish I had a better job.

-- Edited by Luna Chiquitita at 10:11, 2005-11-15

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

I wish I didn't have the runs anymore and stopped living in the potty.

Granted!

You have been in the potty for so many years that when you finally do come out, you are unaccostomed to the new world around you that you get scared and return back to the comfort and solace of your potty.

I wish I could be in Cuba right now

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

I wish I had bigger boobs

granted. You are now a Triple D cup, however, your small body cannot support the extra weight in the front that now your body is hunching over like the hunchback of Notre Dame. You now must use a walker for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have the runs anymore and stopped living in the potty.

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

I wish that I could eat chocolate all the time and NEVER gain weight

Granted!

All you eat now is chocolate, however your stomach decides that it no longer wishes to tolerate this delicacy and you now get the runs everytime you even look at it, which is all the time b/c you have surrounded yourself with chocolate. You will now forever live in the potty.

I wish I had bigger boobs

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

I wish I had a closetfull of only designer wear...

Granted -- you arrive home one day only to discover that your mother left your bedroom door open and your dog decided to chew every last piece of your clothing... except for a brown paper bag which is now your only article of clothing

I wish that I could eat chocolate all the time and NEVER gain weight

-- Edited by Luna Chiquitita at 09:51, 2005-11-15

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Chale_Tanga wrote:

McOSIRIS wrote:
I wish I was the CEO of a "weed" multinational company....
Granted!However now you are so bigtime that you have single-handedly managed to take over the weed world, and all the other bosses are upset at this... you now have a million and one hits on your head.I wish I had a closetfull of only designer wear...

Granted!

However...your new clothes are too big.

I wish i had an ice cream

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

McOSIRIS wrote:

I wish I was the CEO of a "weed" multinational company....

Granted!

However now you are so bigtime that you have single-handedly managed to take over the weed world, and all the other bosses are upset at this... you now have a million and one hits on your head.

I wish I had a closetfull of only designer wear...

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Yesi wrote:

Granted!!!! Now that you know everything, you know that you will die tomorrow and there is nothing you can do about it. I wish I could find the cure for Cancer

Granted, you are the scientific that discovered the cure for cancer and you try on yourself and you realize that the cure have some serious "hormonal" disfunctions....

and now your name is Daeveed....

I wish I was the CEO of a "weed" multinational company....

Yesi · Guru

Granted!!!!

Now that you know everything, you know that you will die tomorrow and there is nothing you can do about it.

I wish I could find the cure for Cancer

Daeveed · Foro Master

Granted!

Unfortunately now you can use the knife and fork, because the feathers won't allow you to.

I wish I knew everything.

Bainaman · Foro Master

Lahtina wrote:

Ha! I was so until screwing up your wish I forgot to post mine.
I wish I knew how to ride a motorcycle.

Your wish has been granted.

...And as you drive your brand new motorcycle........You are stuck in traffic behind a truck full of manure.....when the driver accidentaly opens the hatch and all the manure falls on you

I wish I could fly

Lahtina · Foro Master

Ha! I was so into screwing up your wish that I forgot to post mine.

I wish I knew how to ride a motorcycle.

-- Edited by Lahtina at 01:17, 2005-11-15

Lahtina · Foro Master

Your wish has been granted. You have perfect hair everyday but, the hair products have caused some allergic reaction on your scalp and now you have dandruff. The shampoo you buy to get rid of it actually makes it worse and it also causes your skin to break out. The constant stress this is causing in your life makes you eat compulsively and now you weigh 210 lbs.

glam_girl · Regular Plus

But then a hurricane comes and wipes out all you have, including all the bank's data of your financial posessions. All you have left are the clothes that you are wearing, and the bitter memories of your fortune that you lost.

I wish I had perfect hair every day

Lahtina · Foro Master

It's a new game. Let's see how it works.

Here's how it goes. One person posts a wish. The next poster grants the wish but adds a twist and ruins it. For example:

Person A: I wish I had a burger.

Person B: Granted. You have your burger but as you're biting into it, you discover it had a human finger.

Alrighty?

Here goes...

I wish I were rich.

-- Edited by Lahtina at 01:31, 2005-11-15