Careful With What You Wish For...

latinsoulchild · TOP Guru

RE: Careful With What You Wish For...

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

@ Buffy:

GRANTED!

Now you have all the food that you could possibly ever eat in one day. You gorge yourself on all the jummy food set before you, and chow down like a true glutton champ! You eat so much in fact that you turn into a big huge ball of fat. Now no one likes you b/c you must be rolled everywhere you need to go. And you smell b/c you cant reach all the places you need to wash b/c you are just that big of a fat ball. Now you spend the rest of your days crying and wishing that you never wished for more food.

I wish that I could become the ultimate PRON GAME CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!

Yesi · Guru

TV Buff wrote:

McOSIRIS wrote: I wish I was a cat Granted! But now you're Miguel's cat and you're ugly! I wish I hadn't brought soup to work for lunch. (I'm still hungry).

Granted!!!! You didn't bring soup to work instead you brought 5 Nacatamales, you ate them all at lunch time, you were so full that you ended up falling asleep. Your boss came into your office and when he saw you he woke you up and fire your A$$ jajajaja

I wish I could Speak all the languages of the world

TV Buff · TOP Guru

McOSIRIS wrote:

I wish I was a cat

Granted! But now you're Miguel's cat and you're ugly!

I wish I hadn't brought soup to work for lunch. (I'm still hungry).

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Yesi wrote:

Granted!!!! But because you didn't specified in your wish that is was the drink, Red bulls start falling from the sky and one of them lands on your head and you die jajajaja. I wish I could meet everyone from EL Foro

Granted...you meet everyone in el Foro and you fall in love w/ everyone...you can make up your mind of who u should take first...the pressure builds up so much that you decide to put a bullet on your head...and the next life you get reencarnated in is a Guinea Pig in Peru and you're eaten by a German turist....

I wish I was a cat

Yesi · Guru

McOSIRIS wrote:

TV Buff wrote: Granted. But she's so slim, beautiful and educated that when she finds out Neruda has a microscopic wee wee, she puts an ad on Now magazine looking for an unedumacated hot jamaican and from then on she doesn't want to have anything to do with edumacated chilenos ever again. I wish it were the weekend already. Granted....is the weekend already....you are in the potluck and you start trying all the food and drinks...you get so sick that you vomit right on the table where everyone is eating on, so Ladybug has to escort you to the exit...you've just made a fool of yourself.... I wish it rained "RedBull"

Granted!!!! But because you didn't specified in your wish that is was the drink, Red bulls start falling from the sky and one of them lands on your head and you die jajajaja.

I wish I could meet everyone from EL Foro

McOSIRIS · Comandante

TV Buff wrote:

Granted. But she's so slim, beautiful and educated that when she finds out Neruda has a microscopic wee wee, she puts an ad on Now magazine looking for an unedumacated hot jamaican and from then on she doesn't want to have anything to do with edumacated chilenos ever again. I wish it were the weekend already.

Granted....is the weekend already....you are in the potluck and you start trying all the food and drinks...you get so sick that you vomit right on the table where everyone is eating on, so Ladybug has to escort you to the exit...you've just made a fool of yourself....

I wish it rained "RedBull"

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Granted.

But she's so slim, beautiful and educated that when she finds out Neruda has a microscopic wee wee, she puts an ad on Now magazine looking for an unedumacated hot jamaican and from then on she doesn't want to have anything to do with edumacated chilenos ever again.

I wish it were the weekend already.

Yesi · Guru

Granted!!!! Dogo, and becasue I agree with you on this one, nothing goes wrong with this wish jajajajajajaja.

I wish Neruda would find a slim Chilena with education jajajajaja

Dogo · Comandante

Lahtina wrote:

Dogo wrote: "POOF!", your wish has been granted, but you over shoot it so far back that you end up in a petri dish or Baina wiping you off a nigh table or something I wish people would post more often! That was brilliant! As per your wish: Goof! It has been granted. Danny starts posting his pics more often. Neruda posts threads on all his achievements and on how much Latinos suck. Not only that people start agreeing with him and begin to hate you. So people do post more frequently but only to say Go **** yourself and you get mad because it is physically impossible for you to do it. I wish I were a kid again.

granted, but you f*cked up, ‘cause your wish was to be a latino kid so you’re doomed, DOOMED I TELL YOU!!! on top of that you climb the "stupid tree", fall off and hit every fkn branch on the way down, so now you’re a stupid little latino kid, that's going to grow up to be a stupid but big latino.

I wish arrogant people would f*ck off!

mara · Senior Member

Lahtina wrote:

That was brilliant!
As per your wish: Goof! It has been granted. Danny starts posting his pics more often. Neruda posts threads on all his achievements and on how much Latinos suck. Not only that people start agreeing with him and begin to hate you. So people do post more frequently but only to say Go **** yourself and you get mad because it is physically impossible for you to do it.
I wish I were a kid again.

Granted.
You are now a child, but you are soo poor you have to go work as brick maker and spend the whole day without eating, with worms in your stomach and lice in your hair.

I wish I knew more than 2 languages.

Lahtina · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

"POOF!", your wish has been granted, but you over shoot it so far back that you end up in a petri dish or Baina wiping you off a nigh table or something I wish people would post more often!

That was brilliant!

As per your wish: Goof! It has been granted. Danny starts posting his pics more often. Neruda posts threads on all his achievements and on how much Latinos suck. Not only that people start agreeing with him and begin to hate you. So people do post more frequently but only to say Go **** yourself and you get mad because it is physically impossible for you to do it.

I wish I were a kid again.

Dogo · Comandante

mara wrote:

chicoharley wrote: wish is granted you now have long straight hair that is shinny and a$$ length but the problem is the last time you went to the bathroom you wiped with your hair not the T.P. so know you have lice and magets infested shinny hair that smells like sh$t. sorry for the bad news i wish she would love like i love her Granted. She loves you and cares for you very much. But all of a sudden you decide you don't want her anymore and she is devastated. She smashes your car and blows your house on fire. I wish I could turn back the time.

"POOF!", your wish has been granted, but you over shoot it so far back that you end up in a petri dish or Baina wiping you off a nigh table or something

I wish people would post more often!

Dogo · Comandante

Lahtina wrote:

angelita dulce wrote: I wish it i was done with school already!!! Poof! Your wish has been granted. You are done with school because you got pregnant and had to drop out. The father of your child doesn't want to marry you and now you must work for you and your baby. Your family is so disappointed in you that they refuse to offer you any help. You are now flipping burgers and since your belly is starting to show, they have fired your arse. You have just been asked to leave your cockroach infested apartment because you can't afford the bills. Yeah... sucks to be you. LOL I wish I had long straight hair.

"POOF! your wish has been granted"!!????..... "poof"?.... "POOF"!!!!!!!!!!!???

mara · Senior Member

chicoharley wrote:

wish is granted you now have long straight hair that is shinny and a$$ length but the problem is the last time you went to the bathroom you wiped with your hair not the T.P. so know you have lice and magets infested shinny hair that smells like sh$t.
sorry for the bad news
i wish she would love like i love her

Granted. She loves you and cares for you very much. But all of a sudden you decide you don't want her anymore and she is devastated. She smashes your car and blows your house on fire.

I wish I could turn back the time.

chicoharley · Regular Plus

Lahtina wrote:

angelita dulce wrote: I wish it i was done with school already!!! Poof! Your wish has been granted. You are done with school because you got pregnant and had to drop out. The father of your child doesn't want to marry you and now you must work for you and your baby. Your family is so disappointed in you that they refuse to offer you any help. You are now flipping burgers and since your belly is starting to show, they have fired your arse. You have just been asked to leave your cockroach infested apartment because you can't afford the bills. Yeah... sucks to be you. LOL I wish I had long straight hair.

wish is granted you now have long straight hair that is shinny and a$$ length but the problem is the last time you went to the bathroom you wiped with your hair not the T.P. so know you have lice and magets infested shinny hair that smells like sh$t.

sorry for the bad news

i wish she would love like i love her

Lahtina · Foro Master

angelita dulce wrote:

I wish it i was done with school already!!!

Poof! Your wish has been granted. You are done with school because you got pregnant and had to drop out. The father of your child doesn't want to marry you and now you must work for you and your baby. Your family is so disappointed in you that they refuse to offer you any help. You are now flipping burgers and since your belly is starting to show, they have fired your arse. You have just been asked to leave your cockroach infested apartment because you can't afford the bills. Yeah... sucks to be you. LOL

I wish I had long straight hair.

angelita dulce · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

Lahtina wrote: So who's wish do I get to screw up? My god, people, stick to the rules! I wish Dogo was online, he's fun. Granted! But then, in an unforseen turn of events dogo had to log off, ‘cause Dogo also had a life besides el foro. Besides work, Dogo had to cook (not much) and clean the house and do dishes and do laundry and mow the lawn and clear the snow and leave a little time for personal life and a tiny bit of socializing and sometimes, if Dogo is lucky, get a little something something. So no, Dogo couldn’t be around all the time or at the snap of a FINGER!!!! I wish I was married to Lahtina so she could do all the house chores, so that Dogo could spend as much time as she does IN EL FORO!!!

GRANTED,

But your computer explodes because Lahtina drops the bottle of windex on the monitor and keyboard!! While at the same time she slips, falls and breaks her both arms!! Now you are stuck cleaning the house because you have a terrible allergy to dust and dirt! You can't afford a maid and you can't leave the house because you have to attend Lahtina!!!

I wish it i was done with school already!!!

Dogo · Comandante

Lahtina wrote:

So who's wish do I get to screw up? My god, people, stick to the rules! I wish Dogo was online, he's fun.

Granted!

But then, in an unforseen turn of events dogo had to log off, ‘cause Dogo also had a life besides el foro. Besides work, Dogo had to cook (not much) and clean the house and do dishes and do laundry and mow the lawn and clear the snow and leave a little time for personal life and a tiny bit of socializing and sometimes, if Dogo is lucky, get a little something something. So no, Dogo couldn’t be around all the time or at the snap of a FINGER!!!!

I wish I was married to Lahtina so she could do all the house chores, so that Dogo could spend as much time as she does IN EL FORO!!!

Lahtina · Foro Master

So who's wish do I get to screw up? My god, people, stick to the rules!

I wish Dogo was online, he's fun.

Daeveed · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

do you still go pipi and poopoo!?

hey, behave man, there's ladies here.

Dogo · Comandante

Daeveed wrote:

Dogo wrote: @ guadalupana & gitana I was looking for something more along the lines that something went terribly wrong and my penis would actually get bigger!! isn't it supposed to be a wish gone wrong!!!??? are you implying that you have a small weewee? I think you are!!

NO man! I just wanted a gigantic one!! lol!

Do you still call your Dick "wee wee"? do you still go pipi and poopoo!?

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

umm... eww -- that's all I can really say... me no vantin' no cooter juice. Eww -- well then, I think we've managed to isolate ourselves from the rest of the foro... no one else is posting... altho I must say ripping into you all day (no pun intended) has been fun. well your cooter infection is now cured... pepe (caveman midget) has managed to cure it with his salvia that is full of protein from all the raw cow's stomach he eats on a daily basis. I wish my head would stop hurting...

yah.... I think we've pretty much grossed everyone else out...
So ummm yah... Okay great.

Hey well you know what? ummmm granted. Yah, granted.

And thats it for now folks.
Thanks for coming out.

Great.
Okay.
Bye.
Im just gonna go skiddadle ...

okay. Bye. I think I hear Pepe calling me.

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

Luna Chiquitita wrote: I wish Chale would get the itchy poun poun... GRANTED!ouch... its soooo itchy! I need an extra hand to scratch it.I wish that Luna turned into those long scratching hands that they sell at the chinitos store and that it would be her fate to scratch me for all of my days.So get started you scratchy hand girl you.... hurry!

umm... eww -- that's all I can really say... me no vantin' no cooter juice. Eww -- well then, I think we've managed to isolate ourselves from the rest of the foro... no one else is posting... altho I must say ripping into you all day (no pun intended) has been fun.

well your cooter infection is now cured... pepe (caveman midget) has managed to cure it with his salvia that is full of protein from all the raw cow's stomach he eats on a daily basis.

I wish my head would stop hurting...

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

I wish Chale would get the itchy poun poun...

GRANTED!

ouch... its soooo itchy! I need an extra hand to scratch it.

I wish that Luna turned into those long scratching hands that they sell at the chinitos store and that it would be her fate to scratch me for all of my days.
So get started you scratchy hand girl you.... hurry!

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

my wish is to bring Luna back from the dead

GRANTED... but then poor Luna, as she is being taken out of the black garbage bag by the two big men dressed in black, dies suddenly of heart failure. WHO KNEW? Luna had an undiagnosed angina that was aggravated by being buried alive.

I wish Chale would get the itchy poun poun...

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

BOOOOOOO.... OOOHHHHH...... speaking to you from beyond the grave I HOPE YOU DIE OF SUNBURN... THAT'S MY WISH YOU HORSE COW FACE DONKEY BALL LICKER... now I must Rest In Peace.. thank you and good day.. but not to Chale.. she's too busy teabagging a donkey!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U bitty-ass you!!!!

Okay okay, I take it back.... geez! Such a cry baby!
Wah wah... wah wah... stop whining you whiner!

Okay, my wish is to bring Luna back from the dead.

(so we can continue this feud you douchbag you!)

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

Luna Chiquitita wrote: I wish Chale would stop being so DUMB and make another wish Attention! Attention! Attention!Ladies and Gents of Forolandia,I regret to inform you that Luna Chiquitita will no longer be posting on this forum. She has had an unfortunate accident which will prevent her from ever posting or even typing ever again. Her funeral will be held on cyberland tomorrow at 10am, here is the link www.everyonehatesluna.com. Please do not remark on black and blue brusing all over her body or the very coincidental cromebar mark on her head, or the lack of hair on her head and the fact that she looks to be a bit swollen due to all the bee stings on her body. Also, the big men in black that look to resemble mafia members, which are standing near the body, please pay them no mind, as they do not like to be looked at. They are just there for security purposes. That is all for now. Thanks for your understanding.Chale Tanga.Great, now that the bitty's gone, lets continue playing!!!!My wish is to be suntanning on a beach in El Salvy right now!

BOOOOOOO.... OOOHHHHH...... speaking to you from beyond the grave I HOPE YOU DIE OF SUNBURN... THAT'S MY WISH YOU HORSE COW FACE DONKEY BALL LICKER... now I must Rest In Peace.. thank you and good day.. but not to Chale.. she's too busy teabagging a donkey!

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

I wish Chale would stop being so DUMB and make another wish

Attention! Attention! Attention!

Ladies and Gents of Forolandia,

I regret to inform you that Luna Chiquitita will no longer be posting on this forum. She has had an unfortunate accident which will prevent her from ever posting or even typing ever again. Her funeral will be held on cyberland tomorrow at 10am, here is the link www.everyonehatesluna.com. Please do not remark on black and blue brusing all over her body or the very coincidental cromebar mark on her head, or the lack of hair on her head and the fact that she looks to be a bit swollen due to all the bee stings on her body. Also, the big men in black that look to resemble mafia members, which are standing near the body, please pay them no mind, as they do not like to be looked at. They are just there for security purposes.

That is all for now. Thanks for your understanding.

Chale Tanga.

Great, now that the bitty's gone, lets continue playing!!!!

My wish is to be suntanning on a beach in El Salvy right now!

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

My wish: That Luna would stop being such a biter hater!!!!

Umm.. this was granted when you granted my wish... stupid I'm DEAD remember??? GOSH you're dumb... Your wish sucks.. you need a new wish.. I move to REVOKE your wish and ask that you please request a new one. You CAN'T wish for someone to stop being a biter hater when CLEARLY you killed them off two seconds earlier...

I wish Chale would stop being so DUMB and make another wish

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

I wish Chale would stop trying to get people to feel her booty at work. It's shameless and MUST be stopped.

GRANTED!

Now all the employees are disgruntle and are causing mayhem and there is chaos everywhere!
They start to break all the computer monitors and smash the chairs against the windows. Bob from accounting starts to torch the building and the rest of the company people start to protest outside the building. They bring in the news reporters and start a petition to bring back my booty. When they investigate further, they realize that it was your wish that brought upon them this great revolt and utter maddness. They then tie you to a stake and burn you alive... and then YOU DIE!

My wish: That Luna would stop being such a biter hater!!!!

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

I wish I had an endless supply of wishes.

Granted and then you DIE! LMAOOOOOOO

I wish Chale would stop trying to get people to feel her booty at work. It's shameless and MUST be stopped.

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

I wish I was the Expedia.ca Travel Gnome.

GRANTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cept for the part where you didn realize that your genie was hard of hearing and only ended up hearing the last word.......gnome.....
So you end up looking like this:

And now everyone wants to take you around everywhere they go b/c everyone wants to pose beside the happy gnome. So you get pulled and dragged everywhere everyone goes. And you end up living your life in smelly backpacks and suitcases, only to see the light of day when people want to take pictures beside you and pee on you for fun.

I wish I had an endless supply of wishes.

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

I wish I had no limit on my credit card and never had to pay it back

GRANTED.. but then you wake up and realize it was all a dream and you still owe $1,000 for those boots that you SWORE were gonna make you look hot when in fact they make your ass look big and your thighs the size of an elephant's penis.

I wish I was the Expedia.ca Travel Gnome.

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

I wish people weren't fake, traitors, or liars.

GRANTED!

Now people are blunt, brutally honest and upfront about everything. People tell you about your bad breath, your small boobies, your sagging ass, your horrible hair and your horrendous sense of fashion. You become suicidal and throw yourself off a cliff.... and you die.

I wish I had no limit on my credit card and never had to pay it back

Daeveed · Foro Master

Bainaman wrote:

Granted! But after a prolonged state of ecstasy.....the serotonin in your brain runs out.....causing you to go into a state of monotony. People see you and put you in a mental hospital 'cause they think you are now retarded. I wish I could become invisible at will

mmmmmmmmmmmmm......serotonin........

Daeveed · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

@ guadalupana & gitana I was looking for something more along the lines that something went terribly wrong and my penis would actually get bigger!! isn't it supposed to be a wish gone wrong!!!???

are you implying that you have a small weewee?

I think you are!!

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

@ guadalupana & gitana
I was looking for something more along the lines that something went terribly wrong and my penis would actually get bigger!! isn't it supposed to be a wish gone wrong!!!???

Hey i just added to what Gita said...besides, telling you it was going to get bigger was too predictable.

Dogo · Comandante

@ guadalupana & gitana

I was looking for something more along the lines that something went terribly wrong and my penis would actually get bigger!! isn't it supposed to be a wish gone wrong!!!???

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Gitana wrote:

Dogo wrote:

LMAO!!!
WISH GRANTED..... DOGO YOU NOW HAVE A SMALLER PENIS..... TOO SMALL IN FACT.... THAT YOU HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS TRYING TO SATISFY THE LADIES!!!!!
I WISH I HAD BIGGER BOOBS!!!!

Granted!
Now dogo's penis is to small to fit in between your boobs, which also caused your brain to shrink.

I still wish for the one i said before.

Gitana · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

Chale_Tanga wrote: Luna Chiquitita wrote:I wish I could sing GRANTED!Now you can sing like a bird..... literally.The bird epidemic starts to take over your entire being and you not only sing like a bird, but start talking or errr... chirping like a bird. You slowly transform from being human to being a weird hybrid walking chirping bird-girl. You are then taken in by the scientist and examined over and over again. You become a living expiriment... and live the rest of your life in a human sized cage. I wish money grew on trees Granted!! However the tree was the "stupid" tree which WE all fell from, and grabbed the money as we were hitting the branches on the way down, so now we are ALL rich!!! but stupid of course. I wish my penis was smaller

LMAO!!!

WISH GRANTED..... DOGO YOU NOW HAVE A SMALLER PENIS..... TOO SMALL IN FACT.... THAT YOU HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS TRYING TO SATISFY THE LADIES!!!!!

I WISH I HAD BIGGER BOOBS!!!!

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

I wish my penis was smaller

Granted!
Now you're a hummingbird.

I wish people weren't fake, traitors, or liars.

Dogo · Comandante

Chale_Tanga wrote:

Luna Chiquitita wrote:I wish I could sing GRANTED!Now you can sing like a bird..... literally.The bird epidemic starts to take over your entire being and you not only sing like a bird, but start talking or errr... chirping like a bird. You slowly transform from being human to being a weird hybrid walking chirping bird-girl. You are then taken in by the scientist and examined over and over again. You become a living expiriment... and live the rest of your life in a human sized cage. I wish money grew on trees

Granted!!

However the tree was the "stupid" tree which WE all fell from, and grabbed the money as we were hitting the branches on the way down, so now we are ALL rich!!! but stupid of course.

I wish my penis was smaller

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:
I wish I could sing

GRANTED!

Now you can sing like a bird..... literally.
The bird epidemic starts to take over your entire being and you not only sing like a bird, but start talking or errr... chirping like a bird. You slowly transform from being human to being a weird hybrid walking chirping bird-girl. You are then taken in by the scientist and examined over and over again. You become a living expiriment... and live the rest of your life in a human sized cage.

I wish money grew on trees

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Yesi wrote:

I wish I could be the first Woman President in USA

Granted. Only you get shot dead during your inaugral ball. OH... and then you DIE!

I wish I could sing.

-- Edited by Luna Chiquitita at 12:41, 2005-11-15

Yesi · Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

Chale_Tanga wrote: I wish my toes and fingernails automatically manicured themselves. Granted. Only problem is that you have an allergic reaction to the parraffin treatment that your feet explode. And then you DIE!! haha.. is it just me or is the Dying thing a trend in this thread! LMAO I wish I was dead.-- Edited by Luna Chiquitita at 12:30, 2005-11-15

Granted!! Now you are dead but you realize that you can still feel everything and so you feel how the worms eat you bite by bite it is so painful that now you wish to be alive but its to late for you.

I wish I could be the first Woman President in USA

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

I wish my toes and fingernails automatically manicured themselves.

Granted. Only problem is that you have an allergic reaction to the parraffin treatment that your feet explode. And then you DIE!! haha.. is it just me or is the Dying thing a trend in this thread! LMAO

I wish I was dead.

-- Edited by Luna Chiquitita at 12:30, 2005-11-15

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Bainaman wrote:

I wish I could become invisible at will

sorry plantman... guess we didnt see it.

GRANTED!

You now have invisible powers at your command. You use a special remote to turn you invisible. On one of your invisibility whims you forget where you stashed your remote and remain invisible for the rest of your life. You walk in on friends speaking about you and realize that they never really did like you. You hear your family saying that they really wont miss you b/c you were such a pest. You find out that no one ever liked you.

I wish my toes and fingernails automatically manicured themselves.

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

TV Buff wrote:

I wish I could go away to a warm place for two weeks.

granted!

You go to Cuba and enjoy the warm sun, the beach, the food and locals. While there, you eat a rotten concha and you become deathly sick, so sick in fact that you miss your flight back to Canada. You loose your legal standing here b/c it takes forever plus a day to find your papers here and have them shipped to Cuba. You are forced to labour for your upkeep.... Fidel mandates that you work in the arduous fields of Cuba for the rest of your life.

I wish I owned my own little island

GENIE · Foro Master

Chilenita wrote:

TV Buff wrote: Granted. But from being under the sun for so long, at the end you start looking like Mary's roommate from the movie There's something about Mary. And you're only 20. I wish I could go away to a warm place for two weeks. GRANTED A civil war breaks out and you and your hubby get shot and die I wish I could meet Gael Garcia Bernal!!!-- Edited by Chilenita at 12:19, 2005-11-15

granted

however u meet him and u have a crazy passionate affair then it turns out he has aids and u didnt protect urself so now u have it too and will die lonely!!

i wish i had a 1965 red mustang convertable!!