Careful With What You Wish For...

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

RE: Careful With What You Wish For...

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

DulceGalletita wrote: I wish I didn't have to work today -- Edited by DulceGalletita at 08:33, 2005-12-28 Granted!! since you're on the TH forum, you're not working. I wish to travel the world.

Granted!

You travel the world in 90 days and you end up in Antartica and the plane no longer functions and until they repair it it will be 30 days ... It's super cold and reminds you of T.O, which in turn reminds you of ForoLandia and you wonder what made you want to travel all over the world???

I wish I could have a HOT HOT CHOCOLATE!!!

Guadalupana · Foro Master

DulceGalletita wrote:

I wish I didn't have to work today -- Edited by DulceGalletita at 08:33, 2005-12-28

Granted!!
since you're on the TH forum, you're not working.

I wish to travel the world.

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Chale_Tanga wrote:

I wish.... I could be invincible!

Granted!!

You are now invincible! And no one can DEFEAT you but people start talking on how you think sooooo much of yourself, once again you feel ALONE! You no longer want to be invincible, you want to have friends again but how?? you ask yourself how??

I wish I didn't have to work today

-- Edited by DulceGalletita at 08:33, 2005-12-28

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

I wish I didn't have to work.

GRANTED!

Now you are filthy rich and you never ever ever have to work another day in your life ever again. So now you spend your days sprawled out in front of the tv with your man servant Pepito (Pepe's distant cousin) fanning the flies away from you and feeding you grapes, and every other food that you desire. In fact, thats all you do.... just eat and watch tv and eat and watch tv and eat and watch tv. Your butt balloons up to 500 pounds (a la J Lo) and you only have Pepito as your only companion. One day you roll over to reach some stale nachos stuck in between the couch cushions, and you accidentally roll over Pepito and you squash him to death! You now live a life of solitute with only stale nachos as your only companion.

I wish.... I could be invincible!

QUE chula LINDA · Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

. I wish I didn't have to work.

Granted

There, you are off work. You are so laid off. In fact, you are homeless too. All your savings and secret money stash lol is gone …PUFF, just like that. Now you are homeless and jobless and dirty and alone. You family and friends don’t want a bum like yourself in their lives. Oooohhh you were so much better of working. lol

I wish I was on a vacation, somewhere hot and sunny.

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

I could find a real genie to grant my every wish

Granted you find a real "GENIE" but she's the GENIE from Foro (aka Foro Master w/ a flame) and the only wish she can grant is helping you contain the lice outbreak in your head.

@ El Duro the point of the game is "a wish gone wrong", so you have to ruin the person's ahead of your wish and THEN say what you wish for.

You wish is granted, you are now a GAY porn star.

I wish I didn't have to work.

El Duro · Foro Master

I wish I was a porn star

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

I wish Danny416 would eat bacon with me

GRANTED!

One day in the middle of a bacon eating frenzy, he looks deep into your eyes and realizes that you are in fact, the bacon eating girl of his pickle and texan fried egg dreams! He asks you to marry him, and turns mad with rage and disillusionment when you refuse his proposal. He is then committed to an asylum for the rest of his young reggaeton loving days. And now you are left cold and alone in this world, with no one to eat bacon with. Your bacon loving hot pickled egg on a hot summers day, is now gone forever.

I wish... that I could find a real genie to grant my every wish

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

I wish Luna would stop being such a biter hater!

Granted.... Luna then dies and you have to do all her work. You then realize that you have no time for Foro. And a massive wide search is started in Forolandia and no one can find you. They are left to assume you have died. Spicy Texan Fried Pickle Egg boy now assumes your identity and Chale Tanga will cease to exist. It now becomes ---->Chale Pickle Tengan Ouevos.

I wish Danny416 would eat bacon with me

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

@ Luna: I cant believe you turned me into bacon!!!! First you tell me I smell like rotten monkey anus, and NOW Im bacony goodness for the sea creatures to munch on? Thats it! Youre cut off!!!!

@ Confu:

GRANTED!

Prince Charming will now come knocking on MY door....

I wish Luna would stop being such a biter hater!

confundida · Foro Master

I WISH THAT PRINCE CHARMING DONT COME KNOCKING AT MY DOOR.......

Daeveed · Foro Master

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

I wish I had some bacon.. mmmmmm...

he he he he he heeee

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

I wish I was on a beach in Cuba suntanning.....

Granted... but a strong gust of wind has blown away your sun umbrella and now you are glued to your tanning bed and the scorching sun is burning your skin *sniff sniff* what's that I smell... bacon?? no no.. that's chale's skin burning! then a huge tidal wave comes pulls you into the water where tiny plankton have mistaken you as their food and a swarm of them come and start feasting on your body.... mmmmmm BACON they say...

I wish I had some bacon.. mmmmmm...

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

I wish I was a puddy tat.

Granted!

and now you die!

I wish I was on a beach in Cuba suntanning.....

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

I wish foro paid me to post all day long.

Granted... only foro has agreed only to pay you in bananas. Therefore everytime you post, TH delivers a truck full of bananas to you. Since you cannot eat bananas at a monkeys pace, the bananas begin to rot and you smell like rotten monkey anus... all the time... thus leaving TH no other choice but to fire you for inappropriate hygiene.

I wish I was a puddy tat.

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

McOSIRIS wrote:

I wish have some pupusas from the party...

Granted!

But you accidentally eat some crazy glue and you can no longer open your mouth. You have all these delicious pupusas in front of you, waiting to be eaten, and yet you can not.. but you crazy glued your mouth shut. Woe is you my friend, woe is you.

I wish foro paid me to post all day long.

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

Granted... brrrrrring... you no longer have to work anymore because you've married a hot, sexy, latin, male cross-dresser that owns the multi-billion dollar company "Dresses for Men". He has agreed to support you for the rest of your life as long as you become his love kitten and wear leopard thongs everyday. I wish I didn't bite my nails.

Granted!!!! u don't bite your nails anymore and so the grow larger and larger, until u can't even eat... so you starved to death....

I wish have some pupusas from the party...

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

McOSIRIS wrote:

I wish I never have to work anymore....

Granted... brrrrrring... you no longer have to work anymore because you've married a hot, sexy, latin, male cross-dresser that owns the multi-billion dollar company "Dresses for Men". He has agreed to support you for the rest of your life as long as you become his love kitten and wear leopard thongs everyday.

I wish I didn't bite my nails.

-- Edited by Luna Chiquitita at 14:37, 2005-11-21

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

I wish that I had more money.

Granted!

U now have an additional $0.25 cents in your pocket! Which is MORE money than what you currently have in your pocket!

I wish the work day was only 2 hours long, and that an hour of that was lunch time.

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

I wish that I had more money.

granted.... you have tons of money.....in fact tons and tons of money....but credit cards, debit, cheques and bill don't exist...so you have to pay everything you buy with coins....and you have to carry a backpack full of coins, wherever you go, and you end up cripple....

I wish I never have to work anymore....

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

I wish.... everyone would stop talking about the potluck, makes me feel like an outsider

Granted... everyone stops talking about the potluck, in fact, everyone just stops talking. now you are feeling more alienated and lonely than ever. But being the constant chatter box that you are, you start talking to your reflection in the mirror. But you've talked so much about everything that now, the only thing left to talk about is the POTLUCK... with yourself... alone... forever... and how you just should have gone to the potluck so that you could have talked to everyone else about the potluck...

I wish that I had more money.

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

GENIE wrote:

I WISH I KNEW HOW TO SKATE

Granted!

now all you do is skate, skate, skate. So much so that you loose your ability to walk on solid ground and are now limited in your range of motion and movement. So you are destined to live in a skating rink for the rest of your life. You live a very cold and loney life. In the skating rink. All by yourself. Forever. And ever.

I wish.... everyone would stop talking about the potluck, makes me feel like an outsider

GENIE · Foro Master

Chale_Tanga wrote:

.I wish I had magical powers.

GRANTED....

BUT U CAN ONLY USE THESE POWERS ON ONE DAY EACH MONTH AND ARE LIMITED TO 3 POWERS AT A TIME! SO THEY ARE REALLY OF NO USE TO U AND THE TURN AGAINST U SO IF U WISH FOR MONEY U GET A TREE LOL

I WISH I KNEW HOW TO SKATE

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

GENIE wrote:

I WISH I HAD MY LONG HAIR BACK!!! I HATE SHORT HAIR!!

GRANTED!

Cept that now when you try to trim it or cut the split ends, it grows back 5 times longer and thicker and fuller! In your desperation you shaved it all off, and now you walk around looking like Cousin It from the Munsters.

I wish I had magical powers.

GENIE · Foro Master

Chale_Tanga wrote:

McOSIRIS wrote: I wish I can host Sabado Gigante.... GRANTED!U now look like this: NUFF SAID!I wish I could clock out right now!

granted YOU CLOCK OUT NOW AND U RUN INTO HORRIBLE TRAFFIC WHERE U GET STUCK FOR FIVE HOURS BUT IF U WOULD OF WAITED IT WOULD OF BEEN JUST ONE!

I WISH I HAD MY LONG HAIR BACK!!! I HATE SHORT HAIR!!

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

McOSIRIS wrote:

I wish I can host Sabado Gigante....

GRANTED!

U now look like this:

NUFF SAID!

I wish I could clock out right now!

McOSIRIS · Comandante

LGigolo wrote:

I wish it was 5:00 pm already so I could stop working! (am I REALLY WORKING?)

GRANTED!!! It's 5:00 and an ice storm starts, you're trap in your office w/ nothing to do but wait....you try to get into el foro, but your internet connection was cut off by the ice....you stagger around with so much anxiety cuz u have nothing to do....finally you find a bottle of rat poison, you drink it, but doesn't kill you...instead you start growing gigantic testicles, the only way to move is with a wheelbarrow.....

I wish I can host Sabado Gigante....

LGigolo · Comandante

TV Buff wrote:

Phantasma wrote: I wish AshleY Simpson would just dissapear off this planet! Granted! But they make you take her to the moon and once there your space ship blows to pieces and you're stuck with Ashlee for eternity, 'cause something in the moon air makes you live forever, and she gets a disease where she can only talk singing and now you're not only stuck with her for life, but she'll be singing forever and ever. I wish the Xmas committee shut up and listened only to MY ideas.

Granted!

The Xmas Committee is only listening to YOUR ideas: but in fact they listen only SILENCE for you have NO IDEAS! LOL

I wish it was 5:00 pm already so I could stop working! (am I REALLY WORKING?)

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Phantasma wrote:

I wish AshleY Simpson would just dissapear off this planet!

Granted!

But they make you take her to the moon and once there your space ship blows to pieces and you're stuck with Ashlee for eternity, 'cause something in the moon air makes you live forever, and she gets a disease where she can only talk singing and now you're not only stuck with her for life, but she'll be singing forever and ever.

I wish the Xmas committee shut up and listened only to MY ideas.

LGigolo · Comandante

Phantasma wrote:

Lahtina wrote: Phantasma wrote: I wish I didnt have to shave everyday... Granted! You're having a romantic stay over at your gf's house and you both fall asleep while the candles are still burning. When you wake up you are surrounded in flames. You try to save her by helping her out first but then some rafters fall on you and cause you 3rd. degree burns on your face. The good thing is the firefighters rescue you before you die aaaand you no longer have to shave. The bad news is your gf leaves you for the handsome firefighter with the 2 day stubble. I wish I didn't have to pay my lawyer. This one is easy... u dont really HAVE to pay her... but since she's a lawyer then she takes u to court and remands u for non payment and u are now Big Black Momma's wife... I wish AshleY Simpson would just dissapear off this planet!

On todays news, i twas reported that Ashley Simpson disappeared from planet earth and is now living in the mood!... At the same time as NASA reported that planet earth is NO LONGER HABITABLE and WE ALL have to move to the moon as well!!!

I wish that I was not so bored right now!

Phantasma · TOP Guru

Lahtina wrote:

Phantasma wrote:
I wish I didnt have to shave everyday...

Granted! You're having a romantic stay over at your gf's house and you both fall asleep while the candles are still burning. When you wake up you are surrounded in flames. You try to save her by helping her out first but then some rafters fall on you and cause you 3rd. degree burns on your face. The good thing is the firefighters rescue you before you die aaaand you no longer have to shave. The bad news is your gf leaves you for the handsome firefighter with the 2 day stubble.
I wish I didn't have to pay my lawyer.

This one is easy... u dont really HAVE to pay her... but since she's a lawyer then she takes u to court and remands u for non payment and u are now Big Black Momma's wife...

I wish AshleY Simpson would just dissapear off this planet!

Lahtina · Foro Master

Phantasma wrote:

I wish I didnt have to shave everyday...

Granted! You're having a romantic stay over at your gf's house and you both fall asleep while the candles are still burning. When you wake up you are surrounded in flames. You try to save her by helping her out first but then some rafters fall on you and cause you 3rd. degree burns on your face. The good thing is the firefighters rescue you before you die aaaand you no longer have to shave. The bad news is your gf leaves you for the handsome firefighter with the 2 day stubble.

I wish I didn't have to pay my lawyer.

Phantasma · TOP Guru

TV Buff wrote:

Phantasma wrote:
I WISH OTHER PEOPLE WHERE ONLINE RIGHT NOW!

Granted! We're here now, but you've been long gone to sleep because you're in the west coast and in a different time zone and when you're sleeping, we're all awake, and who moves to the west coast when all the fun is happening here in Toronto?! It sucks to be you!
I wish I had slept better.

granted..... expept that u sleep so good, that in fact u fall into a deep sleep like comma for 20 years and wake up to find ur husband has left u for some hot scandalous white girl named "Bubbles" and all ur close friends are dead in freak accidents...

I wish I didnt have to shave everyday...

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Phantasma wrote:

I WISH OTHER PEOPLE WHERE ONLINE RIGHT NOW!

Granted! We're here now, but you've been long gone to sleep because you're in the west coast and in a different time zone and when you're sleeping, we're all awake, and who moves to the west coast when all the fun is happening here in Toronto?! It sucks to be you!

I wish I had slept better.

Phantasma · TOP Guru

I WISH OTHER PEOPLE WHERE ONLINE RIGHT NOW!

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

I wish i didn't die! stop saying i'll die in everything chale!

Honestly, Im on the floor laughing right now... LOL!
Sorry, I didnt mean to make you die in everything.... LMAO!

Friends?

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

McOSIRIS wrote:

Luna Chiquitita wrote: I wish I was Santa. Granted, you become Santa, but Santa Carolina, the wine, and you try to scatch your head, but since you're a bottle you have no hands, so you get so itchy that you start swinging back and forth until you fall from the table and break...that's the end of you...

that was evil... oh and you didn't make a wish.. unless you're wish was my untimely death then fine.. your wish has been granted... but only now I come and haunt you in your dreams and every night you pee your bed (a la prepubescent boy) because there is some sexy latina girl that comes to visit you at night and you have no idea who she is... and she only wants to scare the **** out of you.

I wish Bainaman hadn't introduced that PRON game.. Its hard and very addictive.

McOSIRIS · Comandante

McOSIRIS wrote:

Luna Chiquitita wrote: I wish I was Santa. Granted, you become Santa, but Santa Carolina, the wine, and you try to scatch your head, but since you're a bottle you have no hands, so you get so itchy that you start swinging back and forth until you fall from the table and break...that's the end of you...

oops.....

I wish I had 6 fingers in each hand....

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

I wish I was Santa.

Granted, you become Santa, but Santa Carolina, the wine, and you try to scatch your head, but since you're a bottle you have no hands, so you get so itchy that you start swinging back and forth until you fall from the table and break...that's the end of you...

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

McOSIRIS wrote:

I wish I can talk to cockroaches-- Edited by McOSIRIS at 15:15, 2005-11-16

Granted but then you realized that by talking to cockroaches you have discovered their secret plan to take over the world in 2006. They have slowly begun take control by inflitrating peoples homes, making people think that by killing them, they will get rid of the cockroaches but in fact, they multiply this. You try desperately to warn everyone but noone believes you because WHO THE HELL TALKS TO COCKROACHES and they admit you into the LoonyBin.. where you will live the rest of your life, saying "THE COCKROACHES ARE COMING!!"

I wish I was Santa.

-- Edited by Luna Chiquitita at 15:23, 2005-11-16

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

Chale_Tanga wrote: latinsoulchild wrote: .I wish I life were like a box of chocolates granted! and it's left in the sun and melts all over you hands. I wish i didn't die! stop saying i'll die in everything chale!

Granted....but your didn't really work and you die anyways....

I wish I can talk to cockroaches

-- Edited by McOSIRIS at 15:15, 2005-11-16

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Chale_Tanga wrote:

latinsoulchild wrote:
.I wish I life were like a box of chocolates

granted! and it's left in the sun and melts all over you hands.

I wish i didn't die! stop saying i'll die in everything chale!

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

latinsoulchild wrote:

I wish I had a horse

GRANTED!

Now this horse follows you around everywhere, you even name it Horatio the Horse. At first it was great, cuz you used it as a pick up line like.... 'hey baby, wanna see my horse?' And the ladies loved it! But once they met your horse and saw just how well hung the horsie was, they lost all interest in your 'human sized' one and left your ass for Horatio the Horse.

I wish I life were like a box of chocolates

latinsoulchild · TOP Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

I wish for my nice comfy bed right about now.....

Granted!! But it's sooo comfy that all the foro males have jumped in there too. You get in bed and end up being swarmed by a bunch of latino foro men who have their way with you...every inch...every second.....MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!

I wish I had a horse

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

Chale_Tanga wrote: :I wish for world domination!!! Granted,,, not you rule the underworld. I wish i stopped being nice.

Granted....you stopped being nice....Judgement Day comes, u failed and you are sent to hell....and guess what, as a roommate you get Neruda...

I wish I had THC instead of blood...

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

Granted,,, not you rule the underworld. I wish i stopped being nice.

you rule the underworld. -

okay?

GRANTED!

YOu are now the biggest bitty ever on earth and no one wants to be your friend anymore. You are such a bitty in fact that your former friends plot to kill you. They con you into going out for drinks at Panorama, and when you get tipsy, they toss you out of the tower and you die.
You die for being so damn ****y!

I wish for my nice comfy bed right about now.....

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Chale_Tanga wrote:

:I wish for world domination!!!

Granted,,, not you rule the underworld.

I wish i stopped being nice.

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

McOSIRIS wrote:

I wish I could eat toothpaste everyday....

GRANTED!

Now you have toothpaste for breakfast/lunch and dinner. You meet the girl of your dreams, and you invite her out to dinner, and much to her dismay she is grossed out and perplexed at the plater of different flavours of toothpaste set before her at the dinner table. She then decides that this relationship will not work b/c of your extreme weirdness, and she decides to leave you for one who eats normal foods. You then cry and cry and cry....

I wish for world domination!!!

McOSIRIS · Comandante

latinsoulchild wrote:

Granted!! Now you are untouchable! Every opponent that comes your way doesn' have a chance against your magical tanga! But you realize this game is internet dependant. For some unknown reason, a huge virus comes around and kills every pc there is so this game you so much conquered just dissapears!! I wish I could walk on water!

Granted.... ur actualy walking on water, but you realize that everyone can do the same thing, when the water freezes...so out of frustration you tied a big rock to your neck and jump into lake Ontario...and you die of infection because of the poluted water....

I wish I could eat toothpaste everyday....