MS Access query question

Confesiones · TOP Guru

RE: MS Access query question

mara · Senior Member

Pancho Cachondo wrote:

mara wrote:

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Butt-Head ???

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Pancho Cachondo · Guru

mara wrote:

Daeveed wrote:
mara wrote:
Fack you too! OOOOOOOOOOppppppppppppssssssss.....There goes my bad language again. are you going to sue me too??

mara.......ca?
Parece que si.
Hey what are your thoughts on GoFuCkYoUrSeLfOlOgY?

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Butt-Head ???

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Daeveed wrote:

mara.......ca? Parece que si. Hey what are your thoughts on GoFuCkYoUrSeLfOlOgY?

mara · Senior Member

Daeveed wrote:

mara wrote:
Fack you too! OOOOOOOOOOppppppppppppssssssss.....There goes my bad language again. are you going to sue me too??

mara.......ca?
Parece que si.
Hey what are your thoughts on GoFuCkYoUrSeLfOlOgY?

JEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJE

Daeveed · Foro Master

mara wrote:

Fack you too! OOOOOOOOOOppppppppppppssssssss.....There goes my bad language again. are you going to sue me too??

mara.......ca?

Parece que si.

Hey what are your thoughts on GoFuCkYoUrSeLfOlOgY?

mara · Senior Member

Confesiones wrote:

and that avatar IS NOT YOUR BABY PICTURE. LIAR! BITCH!

SO WHAT?
I WAS CUTER THAN THAT......JACKA$$

Confesiones · TOP Guru

mara wrote:

Confesiones wrote: mara wrote: Confesiones wrote: mara wrote: Pancho Cachondo wrote: I'ill think about it when as soon as I get some free time. Sure, be my guest. mara don't be a Bitch to this a$$hole. Sorry, I'm a natural born Bitch. peoples like you make me sick. Oh god..........Now i'm laughing at the computer like a mad woman........

and that avatar IS NOT YOUR BABY PICTURE. LIAR! BITCH!

Pancho Cachondo · Guru

mara wrote:

Confesiones wrote:
mara wrote:
Confesiones wrote: mara wrote: Pancho Cachondo wrote: I'ill think about it when as soon as I get some free time. Sure, be my guest. mara don't be a Bitch to this a$$hole. Sorry, I'm a natural born Bitch.
peoples like you make me sick.

Oh god..........Now i'm laughing at the computer like a mad woman........

Have you ever consider Electroshocks or Lobotomy ?

mara · Senior Member

Confesiones wrote:

mara wrote:
Confesiones wrote: mara wrote: Pancho Cachondo wrote: I'ill think about it when as soon as I get some free time. Sure, be my guest. mara don't be a Bitch to this a$$hole. Sorry, I'm a natural born Bitch.
peoples like you make me sick.

Oh god..........Now i'm laughing at the computer like a mad woman........

Confesiones · TOP Guru

mara wrote:

Confesiones wrote: mara wrote: Pancho Cachondo wrote: I'ill think about it when as soon as I get some free time. Sure, be my guest. mara don't be a Bitch to this a$$hole. Sorry, I'm a natural born Bitch.

peoples like you make me sick.

mara · Senior Member

Daeveed wrote:

mara wrote:
Sorry, I'm a natural born Bitch.
oh...surprise surprise!!

Fack you too!
OOOOOOOOOOppppppppppppssssssss.....There goes my bad language again.
are you going to sue me too??

Daeveed · Foro Master

mara wrote:

Sorry, I'm a natural born Bitch.

oh...surprise surprise!!

mara · Senior Member

Confesiones wrote:

mara wrote:
Pancho Cachondo wrote: I'ill think about it when as soon as I get some free time. Sure, be my guest.
mara don't be a Bitch to this a$$hole.

Sorry, I'm a natural born Bitch.

Confesiones · TOP Guru

mara wrote:

Pancho Cachondo wrote: I'ill think about it when as soon as I get some free time. Sure, be my guest.

mara don't be a Bitch to this a$$hole.

mara · Senior Member

Pancho Cachondo wrote:

I'ill think about it when as soon as I get some free time.

Sure, be my guest.

Pancho Cachondo · Guru

mara wrote:

Pancho Cachondo wrote:

Fack you A$$hole!

There is nothing more appealing that a well spoken woman.

Sue Me if you Must.

I'ill think about it when as soon as I get some free time.

mara · Senior Member

Pancho Cachondo wrote:

Fack you A$$hole!

There is nothing more appealing that a well spoken woman.

Sue Me if you Must.

Pancho Cachondo · Guru

mara wrote:

Pancho Cachondo wrote:

mara wrote:

angelita dulce wrote:
Wait i'm lost!! Did i just read well?? Did Pancho really give Genie good advice and did Genie really say thank you?!?!

What's wrong with that???

You tell me what is wrong with that .....Mind your own Pls

Fack you A$$hole!

There is nothing more appealing that a well spoken woman.

mara · Senior Member

Pancho Cachondo wrote:

mara wrote:

angelita dulce wrote:
Wait i'm lost!! Did i just read well?? Did Pancho really give Genie good advice and did Genie really say thank you?!?!

What's wrong with that???

You tell me what is wrong with that .....Mind your own Pls

Fack you A$$hole!

Pancho Cachondo · Guru

mara wrote:

angelita dulce wrote:
Wait i'm lost!! Did i just read well?? Did Pancho really give Genie good advice and did Genie really say thank you?!?!

What's wrong with that???

You tell me what is wrong with that .....Mind your own Pls

GENIE · Foro Master

angelita dulce wrote:

Wait i'm lost!! Did i just read well?? Did Pancho really give Genie good advice and did Genie really say thank you?!?!

lmao shIAT DISTURBER we are civilized ppl and yes u read right!! lmao

mara · Senior Member

angelita dulce wrote:

Wait i'm lost!! Did i just read well?? Did Pancho really give Genie good advice and did Genie really say thank you?!?!

What's wrong with that???

angelita dulce · Foro Master

Wait i'm lost!! Did i just read well?? Did Pancho really give Genie good advice and did Genie really say thank you?!?!

GENIE · Foro Master

Pancho Cachondo wrote:

GENIE wrote: Daeveed wrote: GENIE wrote: Daeveed wrote: anybody? dont have an answer for u but i have a question!!! how do i take my stupid computer off safe mode??? please anyone?? reboot. i did that and its always on safe mode!!! Reboot Press F8 and As the computer restarts, watch for a progress bar at the bottom of the screen. press F8 about once every second. Immediately press F8 before the progress bar reaches the right side of the screen. And select Normal if that doesn't work Run the msconfig and on the Boot.Init tab look for /SAFEBOOT and take a look IF you have a checkmark

honestly thank u very much i will try this and see what happens

LGigolo · Comandante

Daeveed wrote:

miguel wrote: does access handle sql like statements? yes it does, but i don't know SQL

I am lost – What does SQL stand for? Smoke Quietly Lazybum!??? LOL

Pancho Cachondo · Guru

Daeveed wrote:

miguel wrote:
does access handle sql like statements?
yes it does, but i don't know SQL

You need to use the Select Statement is not big deal man

look Here

Pancho Cachondo · Guru

GENIE wrote:

Daeveed wrote:
GENIE wrote: Daeveed wrote: anybody? dont have an answer for u but i have a question!!! how do i take my stupid computer off safe mode??? please anyone?? reboot.
i did that and its always on safe mode!!!

Reboot Press F8 and As the computer restarts, watch for a progress bar at the bottom of the screen. press F8 about once every second.

Immediately press F8 before the progress bar reaches the right side of the screen.

And select Normal if that doesn't work

Run the msconfig and on the Boot.Init tab look for /SAFEBOOT and take a look IF you have a checkmark

Daeveed · Foro Master

miguel wrote:

does access handle sql like statements?

yes it does, but i don't know SQL

GENIE · Foro Master

Daeveed wrote:

GENIE wrote: Daeveed wrote: anybody? dont have an answer for u but i have a question!!! how do i take my stupid computer off safe mode??? please anyone?? reboot.

i did that and its always on safe mode!!!

Daeveed · Foro Master

GENIE wrote:

Daeveed wrote: anybody? dont have an answer for u but i have a question!!! how do i take my stupid computer off safe mode??? please anyone??

reboot.

miguel · TOP Guru

does access handle sql like statements?

GENIE · Foro Master

Daeveed wrote:

anybody?

dont have an answer for u but i have a question!!!

how do i take my stupid computer off safe mode??? please anyone??

Daeveed · Foro Master

anybody?

Daeveed · Foro Master

Pancho Cachondo wrote:

Dear David My Name is Pancho I would be happy to help you but it's Fridat 4:57 pm. Tech Suport closes at 5. thank you

hahah i know. next week maybe, but thanks man.

Pancho Cachondo · Guru

Daeveed wrote:

Hi my name is David and I have a question.
I am doing a query in Access between two columns of two different spreadsheets (imported as tables). This query shows me what are the exact matches on those columns, but I also need to know how to retrieve 'similar' or 'approximate matches'.
If you need more details let me know
thanks.

Dear David My Name is Pancho

I would be happy to help you but it's Fridat 4:57 pm. Tech Suport closes at 5.

thank you

angelita dulce · Foro Master

Daeveed wrote:

Hi my name is David and I have a question. I am doing a query in Access between two columns of two different spreadsheets (imported as tables). This query shows me what are the exact matches on those columns, but I also need to know how to retrieve 'similar' or 'approximate matches'. If you need more details let me know thanks.

What are you smoking??? Do you need info for yourself or are you giving us info???

Daeveed · Foro Master

Hi my name is David and I have a question.

I am doing a query in Access between two columns of two different spreadsheets (imported as tables). This query shows me what are the exact matches on those columns, but I also need to know how to retrieve 'similar' or 'approximate matches'.

If you need more details let me know

thanks.