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Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you haven't got: a diploma.


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          "...Si lloras por el sol, las lágrimas te impedirán ver las estrellas.."



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angelita dulce wrote:

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
The apt. next door to mine is available...wanna move????

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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.



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It's FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAY!

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....Ayer pasé por tu casa y me tiraste un balde de agua sucia, suerte que me agaché......no contaban con mi astucia!..



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Si el clavo no entra es porque te falta comer mas frijoles...


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Si la vaca se echa es porque le cayo una manzana en la cabeza....


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I AGREE PLEASE START A NEW THREAD ADVERTISING THIS FART!!


 



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The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.


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GENIE wrote:

http://www.activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=40467&subForumID=159158&action=viewTopic&commentID=3395499   ENJOY!!!   REMEBER DART  

 


Thanks Genie!! you can start maybe your own movement (GART), but what would be even better is if we collectively help to battle the repetition of threads as a whole Foro.


That is why today I am proposing the formation of a new movement affecting all the Foro.


the movement is Foro Against the Repetition of Threads


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


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FART


 


anyone???



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Hay Genie que agua fiestas sos, deja a la pobre repetir cosas, si no como llega a Guru?
Ademas no creo que al DART le moleste porque mira cuanta babosada puso ya....

ppsst....i won't repeat anymore, i promise

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http://www.activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=40467&subForumID=159158&action=viewTopic&commentID=3395499


 


ENJOY!!!


 


REMEBER DART


 



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Albert Einstein

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.



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----Big or small, i like then all.

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for the guys

Woody Allen


The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
~ Jimmy Carter ~



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"Foro que no has de leer, dejalo filtrear."


 




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for the guys
So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
~ Henry Youngman (Goodfellas, 1990) ~

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innocent quote
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
~ Emo Philips ~

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Confesiones wrote:

Shei wrote:   ...no es lo mismo llegar a la meta, que llegar y te la metann..  oops..! es mejor que la metan al llegar a la meta......lolshei you say it better
         tienes razon!! eso es muuy importante!!  lol

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Shei wrote:

  ...no es lo mismo llegar a la meta, que llegar y te la metann..  oops..!


es mejor que la metan al llegar a la meta......lol
shei you say it better

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...no es lo mismo llegar a la meta, que llegar y te la metann..  oops..!



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Confesiones wrote:

Shei wrote: ...no es lo mismo lo que ayer nos unió hoy nos separa, que lo que ayer nos unió hoy NO se para.. go shei, go shei!! very funny!

         Confe...Thanks!!!! ahi voy... Lol..  


muack!



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"Por no tener capricho, el perro perdio la cola."



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"Cuando el viento sopla en direccion sur, dale un beso a tu abuelo."



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"Si las palomas vuelan sobre las estatuas, mejor no quedarse quieto."



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Shei wrote:

...no es lo mismo lo que ayer nos unió hoy nos separa, que lo que ayer nos unió hoy NO se para..

go shei, go shei!!


very funny!



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....no es lo mismo dulce de membrillo, que al dulce miembro sacarle brillo...

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Shei wrote:

  ...no es lo mismo decir qué motivo tuvo, que qué tubo te han metido..
No es lo mismo Martín Rivas que Martín la tiene arriba.

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...no es lo mismo decir qué motivo tuvo, que qué tubo te han metido..



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     no es lo mismo un pájaro de alto vuelo, que el pájaro de tu abuelo...

 


No es lo mismo: Juan Montenegro... que te monte el negro Juan



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   no es lo mismo un pájaro de alto vuelo, que el pájaro de tu abuelo...



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---colorin colorado, este cuento se ah acavado.

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No es lo mismo llegar antes a la meta a que se lo metan antes de llegar...


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There are some people that live in a dream world, and there are some that face reality; and then there are those that turn one into the other.


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Having sex is like playing Bridge. If you dont have a good partner you better have a good hand.


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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.


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I need someone really bad. Ar you really bad?


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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.


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Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didnt.


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Bacteria: the only culture some people have.


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Be bold in what you stand for; and careful what you fall for.


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Be who you are and say what you feel; because those who mind dont matter, and those who matter dont mind.


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...no es lo mismo lo que ayer nos unió hoy nos separa, que lo que ayer nos unió hoy NO se para..

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Shei wrote:

...no es lo mismo tu hermana en el Jardín del Edén, que le den a tu hermana en el jardín.. hehehe

 


no es lo mismo...terciopelo negro oscuro....que ciertos pelos en el culo....



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...no es lo mismo tu hermana en el Jardín del Edén, que le den a tu hermana en el jardín.. hehehe

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Shei wrote:


...no es lo mismo la calle Saragoza, que Sara goza en la calle...

no es lo mismo que Flaco Mamerto "Huesudo" Guajardo....a que lo saco...lo muestro....lo sacudo....y lo guardo....

-- Edited by McOSIRIS at 21:54, 2005-11-10

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...no es lo mismo la calle Saragoza, que Sara goza en la calle...

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camaron que se duerme....se lo violan los pescados....


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Every Passing minute..is another chance..to turn it all around.....

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