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 That's why they say that angry looking women are: "Caras BRavas.....Culos contentos"; because once there's man who satisfied them ,them they go wild in bed.  If a angry looking woman suddenly looks happy and younger then you'll know She is receiving sexual healing

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lol oh man

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euphoria wrote: I AGREE THE WHOLE FORO IS A JOKE i think you need a break from el foro.........

Yes! Give the foro a break ... please.

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I AGREE THE WHOLE FORO IS A JOKE


         ohh! yesssss!!! but.... genial..!!!!!!


         que tengas un día super lindo mañana!!! God bless you!



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euphoria wrote:

I AGREE THE WHOLE FORO IS A JOKE



i think you need a break from el foro.........

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I AGREE THE WHOLE FORO IS A JOKE

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Shei wrote: Ohhh X@vier.... It's only a joke.. LOL!!! this whole foro is a joke LMAO..... X@vier


 


     yes..! but........genial..!!!!!!!!!! lol



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Ohhh X@vier.... It's only a joke..




LOL!!!

this whole foro is a joke LMAO.....

X@vier


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Ohhh X@vier.... It's only a joke..

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latinsoulchild wrote:

well bro...when she's talking about "Her All"......it means you can have one and I can have the other...*hint...her avatar!..



bro u r faaaaaaaaascinated with her avatar i c u always talking about it

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well bro...when she's talking about "Her All"......it means you can have one and I can have the other...*hint...her avatar!..


    Thanks Latinsoul..!!!  this was the explanation..


   distancia ...%$"·"%&¿/&$&$·"!"!"!"$"·%&·"$?¿/$



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Confessiones...PLEASE let me know where I can find one of those.....NOT one of then rub n' tuck places....but a good place to get a real relaxing rub down...

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Shei wrote: X4v13r wrote: latinsoulchild wrote: don't tease mami..lol whatever bro, u know u like it. X@vier   @latinsoul and X@vier... Ok, ustedes saben..la distancia no ayuda...but...tienen a mis "My All" es algo... i think that msg was more for latinsoulchild X@vier


   Why???


 



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have youever got a real REAL MASSAGE? HAVE YOU HEARD WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT IT?
BODY MASSAGE IS BETTER THAN SEX??





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well bro...when she's talking about "Her All"......it means you can have one and I can have the other...*hint...her avatar!..

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Shei wrote:

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latinsoulchild wrote: don't tease mami..lol whatever bro, u know u like it. X@vier

 
@latinsoul and X@vier... Ok, ustedes saben..la distancia no ayuda...but...tienen a mis "My All" es algo...




i think that msg was more for latinsoulchild

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latinsoulchild wrote: don't tease mami..lol whatever bro, u know u like it. X@vier


 


@latinsoul and X@vier... Ok, ustedes saben..la distancia no ayuda...but...tienen a mis "My All" es algo...



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latinsoulchild wrote:

don't tease mami..lol



whatever bro, u know u like it.

X@vier


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don't tease mami..lol

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ummm well Shei....I got a headache!!....hurts real bad...
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yess yesssss!!! I got the medicine!!!!!!! lol


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Shei wrote:

X4v13r wrote:
Shei wrote: X4v13r wrote: Shei wrote: X4v13r wrote: Shei wrote:   Yes!!!!....This is true!!!   6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!   now i get it y i get no offers X@vier           are u smiling at me???? is that an offer?? X@vier      nooo.. neverrrr!!!  lol      X@vier..  la distancia es muy laaaaaaaaaaaaarga!!! WOW one thing i do know is to never say never because u never know but u r right la distancia es muy laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarga so too bad for u X@vier

X@vier  : are u smiling at me????   nooo...neverrr!!!
             is that an offer??:  la distancia es muy larga..  a menos que se puedar tener sexo a distancia,,¿?¿?¿?...please!!!! if you know...avisame!!!! lol 
       so too bad for u: 




sorry but not into that long distance thing

X@vier


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latinsoulchild wrote:


So much for telling your partner..."Sorry hun...I have a headache"....You tell her "I got the medicine coming right up!"..lol


jejeje mejor le dice mami tengo tu antidoto como lo quieres, Injectado o liquido para tomar? jejeje


 


I know i am going to hell anyways jejeje



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ummm well Shei....I got a headache!!....hurts real bad...

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So much for telling your partner..."Sorry hun...I have a headache"....You tell her "I got the medicine coming right up!"..lol


Latinsoul... noooo, dolor de cabeza..nunca!!!!.. lo dijiste..: "I got the medicine" !!!!


yes!!! I got the medicine....always!!!!!!



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Shei wrote: X4v13r wrote: Shei wrote: X4v13r wrote: Shei wrote:   Yes!!!!....This is true!!!   6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!   now i get it y i get no offers X@vier           are u smiling at me???? is that an offer?? X@vier      nooo.. neverrrr!!!  lol      X@vier..  la distancia es muy laaaaaaaaaaaaarga!!! WOW one thing i do know is to never say never because u never know but u r right la distancia es muy laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarga so too bad for u X@vier


X@vier  : are u smiling at me????   nooo...neverrr!!!


             is that an offer??:  la distancia es muy larga..  a menos que se puedar tener sexo a distancia,,¿?¿?¿?...please!!!! if you know...avisame!!!! lol 


       so too bad for u: 



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So much for telling your partner..."Sorry hun...I have a headache"....You tell her "I got the medicine coming right up!"..lol

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Shei wrote:

X4v13r wrote:
Shei wrote: X4v13r wrote: Shei wrote:   Yes!!!!....This is true!!!   6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!   now i get it y i get no offers X@vier           are u smiling at me???? is that an offer?? X@vier

     nooo.. neverrrr!!!  lol
     X@vier..  la distancia es muy laaaaaaaaaaaaarga!!!




WOW

one thing i do know is to never say never because u never know but u r right la distancia es muy laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarga so too bad for u

X@vier


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X4v13r wrote:


Shei wrote: X4v13r wrote: Shei wrote:   Yes!!!!....This is true!!!   6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!   now i get it y i get no offers X@vier           are u smiling at me???? is that an offer?? X@vier


     nooo.. neverrrr!!!  lol


     X@vier..  la distancia es muy laaaaaaaaaaaaarga!!!



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Shei wrote:

X4v13r wrote:
Shei wrote:   Yes!!!!....This is true!!!   6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!   now i get it y i get no offers X@vier

 
       




are u smiling at me????
is that an offer??

X@vier

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Shei wrote:   Yes!!!!....This is true!!!   6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!   now i get it y i get no offers X@vier


 


       



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my pores must be REALLY clean by now....



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Shei wrote:

  Yes!!!!....This is true!!!
 
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
 



now i get it y i get no offers

X@vier


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  Yes!!!!....This is true!!!


 


6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!


 





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I'm feeling depress anyone want to help me?????
(girls only pls)

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ahhh ustedes ven mujers? despues dicen que somos Perros sin sentimientos. en verdad es un favor. jejeje


 


5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.



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LMAO!!!!! u guys are too funny....

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This is why I stay so beautiful!!!!!!




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WOW.....I'm off to get me some sex X@vier


jejejejeje i just picked up a few new lines,


Mami porque correr tanto cuando una buena seccion sera como si estuvieras corriendo 20 laps.



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WOW.....I'm off to get me some sex

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This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hey even fever.


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