(knock knock from my gavel) ODOUR in the courtroom......LOL Would all parties please keep their shoes on at all times..... You are making a "cheesy" mockery of the KE TE judicial system. Burger King......you may proceed.
sorry your honour but its Beef King
and well i am starting to wonder about the validness of this case, miss chale is in the wrong, its like a chale, a foot exhibitionist, saying that my client, la confundida is an exhibitionist with her feet. like a criminal convicting a criminal. your honour please just throw the book at chale and knock some sense into her so we can all live happily ever after, as for my client well i dont want to anger her anymore, her azz might actually get a tan and then we cant call it white. your honour please keep in mind she is confundida but chale...tsk tsk, she should know better
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sorry your honour Lady Bug of the peace, lady of justice
yes Bk attorny of Forolandia law, first of all i must say... damn chale i got my PhD from a 5 minute internet schooling for lawyers site, i didnt know i was facing a real lawyer, thats not fair... sorry let me regain my composure, what i meant to say was that my client has the freedom to do as she sees fit during foro outings when presented with such alchololic substances. what my client and i are argueing presently is not whether she can or cant do such activities, i will clairify for you that we are arguing the case of presenting or acknowledging that such events took place in writting, please remeber the cardinal rule that dictates us all, you, me and everyeone else; what happens when two or more foro members are gathered stays withen that group! oh and miss chale please know that you have also been caught without foot apparel, what do you have to say about that?
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Lets make peace not war, plus i LOVE women and dont hit or fight them. What ever you say about me i'll let it slide, people taht know know wassssup, i'm cool like the Fonce.
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Luna Chiquitita wrote: @ Chale --> *sigh* after such an impressive rebuttal to the Chale vs Confu case, this is the BEST you can come up with?? Writing your rebuttal must have taken everything out of you... you can do better.. I'll give you another chance .. hehe *waits for catfight to break out* Im drained..... I need time to recuperate.Wanna hit a bar at lunch time? I'll be good to go after a couple Cosmo's!!!!! BUT NO BEANS FOR YOU!
I say we spark a reefer instead... smell some cheese, eat some beans, whatever turns ur crank.. maybe even...............
@ Chale --> *sigh* after such an impressive rebuttal to the Chale vs Confu case, this is the BEST you can come up with?? Writing your rebuttal must have taken everything out of you... you can do better.. I'll give you another chance .. hehe *waits for catfight to break out*
Im drained.....
I need time to recuperate.
Wanna hit a bar at lunch time? I'll be good to go after a couple Cosmo's!!!!!
@ Genie: Thanks girl! I know you got my back!! Brap! Brap!@ Luna: Youre cut off! No more cookies for you! And a lil FYI to the rest of the foro: When I asked what the cheesy smell was, Luna just so happened to coincidently go for a little bathroom break at that time.... hmmmmmmmmm..... makes me wonder bout those chili beans she had for lunch....
@ Chale --> *sigh* after such an impressive rebuttal to the Chale vs Confu case, this is the BEST you can come up with?? Writing your rebuttal must have taken everything out of you... you can do better.. I'll give you another chance .. hehe
@ Genie: Thanks girl! I know you got my back!! Brap! Brap!
@ Luna: Youre cut off! No more cookies for you!
And a lil FYI to the rest of the foro: When I asked what the cheesy smell was, Luna just so happened to coincidently go for a little bathroom break at that time.... hmmmmmmmmm..... makes me wonder bout those chili beans she had for lunch....
RANDOM INFO OF THE DAY: which MAY or MAY NOT help someone's case ---> Chale takes her shoes off at work and scratches her feet!! Then she randomly accuses others of "Cheesy" smells
BK attorny of the forlandia law here representing my client la confundida chica de forolandia, under the circumstances that my client has been put under is unacceptable and ill intentioned. please remeber that what happens during the gathering of 2 or more foro members must stay within that group. under section 6 paragraph 9 you have broken and dismantled such rule and in doing so you have defaced and impaired my clients image and character. i hereby insist that you stop such actions before my client and i take disciplinary actions against the here in stated "bait" our regards and please stay EeeZZz
Chale Tanga present in KE TE v Tanga. Case No. 007
Counsel BK, If I may... allow me to point out one thing to you and you client, and all of Forolandia. There is one very exclusive, all emcompassing clause in the Friendship Agreement. The reason why it it so very important is because it overrides any other clause, agreement, amendment, law, by law, etc. etc. This clause is called the "Culo and Feet" clause. Let me school you on it before you attempt to come into my jurisdiction with your little baby Sesame Street song and dance. Maybe you could learn a thing or two, and then once youve becomed a seasoned vetran in this regards, then I might be able to afford you the priviledge to talk to me directly.
The all encompassing "Culo and Feet" clause states the following;
All previous agreement, arrangments, amendments, laws, by-laws etc. either written or orally agreed upon shall become null and void effectively and immediately, if there is any of the following:
a. the removal of ones foot attire during a public outting, such as, but not limited to, clubs, restaurants, dancefloors, foro outtings, strip clubs, cars, public washrooms, courtrooms etc. i. It is even more of an offence if ones foot is as black as midnight ii. It is an even more severe offence is the said foot/feet are quite objectionable to the nose
b. The exposing of ones azz to the general public. Which also includes, but again is not limited to, flashing, photographs, paintings, sketchings, moldings etc. i. It is more of an offence if this is done out of ones own free will ii. It is more of an offence if this is done with the purpose of utilizing a photographic instrument to capture the said azz iii. It is more of an offence to do this repeatedly
Counsel BK: This being presented, it is evident that your client has breached the Friendship clause on many occations, thus making the said "Bait" allegations false and of no substance.
I WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH BEHAVIOUR IN MY COURTROOM....
AZZ KISSING AND AZZZ SHOWING ARE AGAINST THE KE TE LAWS....
ONLY BECUASE HER LIL' MAN IS WORLDS CUTEST KID, I WILL ALLOW HER THIS ONE TIME MOCKERY....BUT SHE CAN NOT ALWAYS USE HER KID'S FAME TO PERMIT HER MIS CONDUCT.....
PLEASE PROCEED......
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please let me explain this sudden outburst from my client, it is not ill intended, did you know that in many countries this is a form of salutations and thankfulness. although she does not come from any such region, she does however know a friend who knows a friend who dated the sister of step uncle that hangs out with the aunt of guy who comes from such mentioned region. please pay no attention to this....
(whispering with confu) oh! and your honour she says those a very nice earrings you are wearing tonight.
-- Edited by BeAt KeePer at 01:41, 2005-11-03
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@ BK & CONFU............LOL LOL LOL @ BK: IT IS OBVIOUS THAT YOUR CLIENT IS MISSING A FEW TORNILLOS.....THEREFORE I SUGGEST THAT YOU PLEAD HER INSANE FOR THE REMAINING OF THE CASE........SHE MAY KEEP HER SHOES OFF AS LONG AS SHE REMAINS IN HER SEAT AT ALL TIMES AND DOES NOT START A BAREFOOTED CONGA LINE IN MY COURTROOM.....IF SHE DOES, I WILL HOLD HER IN COMTEMPT AND SHE WILL BE FORCED TO WEAR CHUBAKA BOOTS FOR 6 MONTHS STRAIGHT.....ANY OBJECTIONS COUNSEL?
lol, sorry your honour my clients response just made me giggle, let me rephrase that and answer your question. i cant plead her insane, she a little different and she is still fumming with passion from the prior remarks. thank you your honour for allowing her shoes to be taken off and i am sorry to say this but she can not be held in contempt reasoning being that there fun for all to be had with conga lines. your honour just please wait and see how nutsy the defendant is, thank you
-- Edited by BeAt KeePer at 01:27, 2005-11-03
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@ BK: IT IS OBVIOUS THAT YOUR CLIENT IS MISSING A FEW TORNILLOS.....THEREFORE I SUGGEST THAT YOU PLEAD HER INSANE FOR THE REMAINING OF THE CASE........SHE MAY KEEP HER SHOES OFF AS LONG AS SHE REMAINS IN HER SEAT AT ALL TIMES AND DOES NOT START A BAREFOOTED CONGA LINE IN MY COURTROOM.....IF SHE DOES, I WILL HOLD HER IN COMTEMPT AND SHE WILL BE FORCED TO WEAR CHUBAKA BOOTS FOR 6 MONTHS STRAIGHT.....ANY OBJECTIONS COUNSEL?
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alcohol another creature comfort, not to worry though, i will keep her pleasantly buzzed and of course her white ass covered during this case your honour
-- Edited by BeAt KeePer at 01:18, 2005-11-03
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@ BK COUNSEL.....PLS INFORM YOUR CLIENT TO PUT HER SHOES BACK ON..... KE TE PARECE ESE SMELL? LOL
Your honour i am sorry to say but the action now taken by my client, confundida, is her freedom of speech, no harm no foul. please allow her this creature comfort for the remainder of the case, this way she can keep her anger and if not a stand still then at a minimum. thank you
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@ BK...PLS CONTROL YOUR CLIENT....SHE JUST TOLD ME TO KE TE.......LOL THE DEFENDANT, MISS TANGA IS NOT HERE TO DEFEND HERSELF......THEREFORE THIS CASE WILL AJOURN AT 9AM TOMORROW MORNING....... (IM THE JUDGE NOW BY THE WAY).....LOL
yes mam', sorry your honour, my client is in a current state of passion and it seem that her emotions are getting the best of her, after all it is her character that is in question and is being defaced during this period. because buissness hours are in such variablility between clients and lawyers i will suggest that defendant Tanga bring forth her defence at such time indicated, 9am, as for us we have present our case against Tanga, thank you your honour
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@CHALE HATER!!!! UR SO BAIT......... IM CALLING MY LAWYER.......
BK attorny of the forlandia law here
representing my client la confundida chica de forolandia, under the circumstances that my client has been put under is unacceptable and ill intentioned. please remeber that what happens during the gathering of 2 or more foro members must stay within that group. under section 6 paragraph 9 you have broken and dismantled such rule and in doing so you have defaced and impaired my clients image and character. i hereby insist that you stop such actions before my client and i take disciplinary actions against the here in stated "bait"
our regards and please stay EeeZZz
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IT IS BY INVITATION ONLY U HAVE TO KNOW A SCORPIO TO GET IN......... SO COLO READY FOR ROUND TWO??? (LOL) THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE HELL OF A PARTY WITH VAMPIRO AND SPICE AND BACON...... OH MAN ANOTHER NITE FILL WITH MEMORIES........
Chu know it mang. I think we're going. So Confu, u goin or not?
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confundida wrote: Chilenita wrote: confundida wrote: @CHILI DO U WANNA COME??? YOULL GET VIP SERVICE........ Actually I would get in with VIP service regardless but nah between going to Goverment which is having there "old school night" as they do every like frigging six months and this thing I'll take goverment!! Don't forget to buy charlie a drink and tell him how much you love him....he says that happens to him ALL THE TIME! I DONT THINK ILL BE ATTENDING THIS SPECIAL EVENT BUT ILL MAKE SURE THAT SOMEONE DOES AND THEY TELL HIM ITS FROM U........ HOW DOES DAT SOUND?? LMAO actually he won't remember if someone does because there will be LINES of ladies waiting to buy him a drink...hello he is the sexiest b!tch that ever lived. Confu man YOU KNOW THAT!!! Okay so this means you are coming to guverment????
DONT WORRY I ALREADY HAVE UR TICKET AT HAND.......MEMBA HIS AN EXPENSIVE GUY....ONLY DRINKS THE GOOD SH!T.......
GOVERMENT......HHMMM NOW THERE AN IDEA........I MIGHT BE IN MTL THAT WEEEKEND.......
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Chilenita wrote: confundida wrote: @CHILI DO U WANNA COME??? YOULL GET VIP SERVICE........ Actually I would get in with VIP service regardless but nah between going to Goverment which is having there "old school night" as they do every like frigging six months and this thing I'll take goverment!! Don't forget to buy charlie a drink and tell him how much you love him....he says that happens to him ALL THE TIME! I DONT THINK ILL BE ATTENDING THIS SPECIAL EVENT BUT ILL MAKE SURE THAT SOMEONE DOES AND THEY TELL HIM ITS FROM U........ HOW DOES DAT SOUND??
LMAO actually he won't remember if someone does because there will be LINES of ladies waiting to buy him a drink...hello he is the sexiest b!tch that ever lived. Confu man YOU KNOW THAT!!!
Okay so this means you are coming to guverment????
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confundida wrote: @CHILI DO U WANNA COME??? YOULL GET VIP SERVICE........ Actually I would get in with VIP service regardless but nah between going to Goverment which is having there "old school night" as they do every like frigging six months and this thing I'll take goverment!! Don't forget to buy charlie a drink and tell him how much you love him....he says that happens to him ALL THE TIME!
I DONT THINK ILL BE ATTENDING THIS SPECIAL EVENT BUT ILL MAKE SURE THAT SOMEONE DOES AND THEY TELL HIM ITS FROM U........ HOW DOES DAT SOUND??
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@CHILI DO U WANNA COME??? YOULL GET VIP SERVICE........
Actually I would get in with VIP service regardless but nah between going to Goverment which is having there "old school night" as they do every like frigging six months and this thing I'll take goverment!! Don't forget to buy charlie a drink and tell him how much you love him....he says that happens to him ALL THE TIME!
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confundida wrote: @CHALE, GITA, PRECI MAKE SURE BACON STAYS AWAY FROM ME FOR THE NITE!!!!! WE DONT WANT ANY REPEATS...... thought you loved the standing up 69?
I WOULD LOVE IT EVEN MORE IF IT CAME FROM SOMEONE ELSE........
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