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McOSIRIS wrote:

best pick up line.....wanna come back to my apt? we can smoke some weed and have a little fun.... 70% efficient...




You ought to stop picking up $ 9.99 hookers from Queen St. W.

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Redneck Man's pick up lines

1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer " bed-rock."

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blu e & ; pretty as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.


and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,.......................every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.




OMG, I really hope no girls fall for that !

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Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.




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El Representante wrote:

Ladies . . . If A Man Approaches You With This - Turn Around And Run Away . . . Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! Is This Cheese ? I Think So . . .

         YES BUT IF HES ATTRACTIVE TO ME I WOULD SAY THEN ARRESTE ME OFFICER!! lmao I WOULD I HAVE AND I WONT DENY IT I LOVE CRAZY LINES!!


 



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Ladies . . .


If A Man Approaches You With This - Turn Around And Run Away . . .


Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!


Is This Cheese ?


I Think So . . .



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You're ugly but you intrigue me. -- Edited by El Representante at 11:47, 2005-11-04

lmao... i really like this one.
Id get mad if a guy ever said this to me... but Im sure I'd find it funny down the road...


 




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El Representante wrote: What Does Everyone think About This One . . . You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad. Hmmm. Like LB said, something honest or silly. That being neither.



Honesty Is The Best Policy . . .


Hows This Next Approach?


You're ugly but you intrigue me.




-- Edited by El Representante at 11:47, 2005-11-04

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El Representante wrote:

What Does Everyone think About This One . . . You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Hmmm. Like LB said, something honest or silly. That being neither.

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CrazyBeautiful wrote:

I just slap'em on the a$$ when they pass by and i say "Chupalo!" It always works! 2 bad if U pulled that one on me..i would jus turn around and slap u!!!
 Ithink He was just kidding, that would be like commiting suicide rigth amigo?

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What Does Everyone think About This One . . .


You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.




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AN HONEST FUNNY COMMENT ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME....

SOMETHING SOOOOO SILLY THAT U JUST HAVE TO LAUGH AT,
BUT U CAN FEEL THE SINCERITY.....THAT'S JUST CUTE ENOUGH FOR ME....
OHHHH AND NOTHING BOOGER RELATED.... EEEEEWWWWW LOL LOL

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confundida wrote:

THE MOST RETARTED I WAS TOLD WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS......I WAS A BIT TIPSY SO FORGIVE ME.....   WAT UR SHOE SIZE??  PERFECT!!! THAT UR THE PRINCESS I WAS LOOKING FOR........ AND HE GOT THE FAMOUS LINE AFTER THAT KETE!!!!!
See? That's what I mean ... cheesy! What do you think you would have done if the guy dropped the booger line, Confu?

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THE MOST RETARTED I WAS TOLD WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS......I WAS A BIT TIPSY SO FORGIVE ME.....


 


WAT UR SHOE SIZE??  PERFECT!!! THAT UR THE PRINCESS I WAS LOOKING FOR........ AND HE GOT THE FAMOUS LINE AFTER THAT KETE!!!!!



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DOGO SAYS:
I don't use pick up lines either, but if I did I'd probably say something like:
"yo baby yo baby yo!" and then throw in something real sweet like "nice booty" or something nice like that




DOGO, I THINK WE BE HANGING OUT IN THE SAME PLACES DUDE..... THATS MY LINE!!!
EXCEPT I SAY

" YO YO YO BABY!! LEMME TAP THAT!!! ZEEN!!!"

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BeAt KeePer wrote:

jajaja if you were a booger i would pick you first

 ahahahahah 


.....ewwwwww


 


 



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Lahtina wrote:
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BeAt KeePer wrote: jajaja if you were a booger i would pick you first         I dunno about this one ...lol I would squirm first and then laugh..

 
That's one of my favorites. I find most pickup lines too cheesy therefore annoying. That one might just work with the right kind of girl.


I missed ya "Pariente"

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Jade wrote:

BeAt KeePer wrote: jajaja if you were a booger i would pick you first         I dunno about this one ...lol I would squirm first and then laugh..

 


That's one of my favorites. I find most pickup lines too cheesy therefore annoying. That one might just work with the right kind of girl.



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BeAt KeePer wrote:

jajaja if you were a booger i would pick you first
        I dunno about this one ...lol I would squirm first and then laugh..

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Pancho Cachondo wrote:

Bainaman wrote: I've never used a pick up line on a girl...........EVER.     Maybe that's why I'm still SINGLE Same here...I use them a lot goofing around but If Im really interested on Da chick... not use them...
So you're not interested in me then, eh?!

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Bainaman wrote:
I've never used a pick up line on a girl...........EVER.
 
 
Maybe that's why I'm still SINGLE


Same here...I use them a lot goofing around but If Im really interested on Da chick... not use them...

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CrazyBeautiful wrote:

I just slap'em on the a$$ when they pass by and i say "Chupalo!" It always works! 2 bad if U pulled that one on me..i would jus turn around and slap u!!!
that's soooooooo not "HOT"....

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I just slap'em on the a$$ when they pass by and i say "Chupalo!"



It always works!





2 bad if U pulled that one on me..i would jus turn around and slap u!!!

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Here some pick up lines that I have heard before.......


I lost my number, can I borrow yours (just for the record it did make me laugh...but that was about it)


Where did you get that A$$ from? (oh that was a classic)


 


 


 



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Bainaman wrote:

I've never used a pick up line on a girl...........EVER.     Maybe that's why I'm still SINGLE

DON'T ever use a pick up line on a girl!!! That's so wrong!!  If she is a smart woman, she won't fall for it!!! Just be yourself!!


Maybe that's why I'm still SINGLE


Maybe you are just looking in the wrong places, don't worry the right girl will come along!!!



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I've never used a pick up line on a girl...........EVER.


 


 


Maybe that's why I'm still SINGLE



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BeAt KeePer wrote:


jajaja if you were a booger i would pick you first


lmao


That's a funny one.  Would you really use that on a girl?  I would never fall for that, but I would laugh at it, then I would walk away. lol



-- Edited by Sweetness at 10:16, 2005-11-02

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best pick up line.....wanna come back to my apt? we can smoke some weed and have a little fun.... 70% efficient...


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I hate pick up lines!! I just laugh in their face and walk away!!!


This one time that i went to Momentos, this idiot just would not leave me alone the whole night, till finaly i said "my boyfriends friends are watching you!!"(just a lie) he told me he didn't care, he was not looking for a relationship!! A$$HOLE!!! Honestly, does will not help you pick up a girl!!! Unfortunately, he kept trying to talk to me!!! MEN 



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I just slap'em on the a$$ when they pass by and i say "Chupalo!"


It always works!


 



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I don't use pick up lines either, but if I did I'd probably say something like:


"yo baby yo baby yo!" and then throw in something real sweet like "nice booty" or something nice like that




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jajaja


if you were a booger i would pick you first



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A While Back - Many, Many Days Ago . . .


We Had A Thread About PickUp Lines.


Searching through The Archives Would Take Forever . . .


How Do You Make Your Approach ? ? ?


Let’s hear from Everyone - especially the Nebies . . .


 


To Start You Off:


 


"If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."


 


"If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself."


 


"Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"


 


"Excuse me.....Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you..."


 


(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger; imagine what I could do with my whole hand.


 


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For The Record - I Have Never Used A PickUp Line . . .


WoooHooo ! ! !



 






-- Edited by El Representante at 02:16, 2005-11-02

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