TWO OLD GUYS, ONE 80 AND ONE 87, WERE SITTING ON THEIR USUAL
PARK BENCH SEAT ONE MORNING. THE 87 YEAR OLD HAD JUST FINISHED
HIS MORNING JOG AND WASN'T EVEN SHORT OF BREATH.

THE 80 YEAR OLD WAS AMAZED HIS FRIENDS STAMINA AND ASKED HIM
WHAT HE DID TO HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY.

THE 87 YEAR OLD SAID, "WELL, I EAT ITALIAN BREAD EVERY DAY IT
KEEPS YOUR ENERGY LEVEL HIGH AND YOU'LL HAVE GREAT STAMINA
WITH THE LADIES."

SO, ON THE WAY HOME, THE 80 YEAR OLD STOPS IN AT THE BAKERY.
AS HE WAS LOOKING AROUND, THE LADY BEHIND THE COUNTER
ASKED IF HE NEEDED ANY HELP.

HE SAID, "DO YOU HAVE ANY ITALIAN BREAD?"
SHE SAID, "YES, THERE'S A WHOLE SHELF OF IT. WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME?"
 
HE SAID, "YES, I WANT 5 LOAVES "
SHE SAID, "MY GOODNESS, 5 LOAVES. DON'T YOU THINK BY THE TIME
YOU GET TO THE 5TH LOAF, IT'LL BE HARD?"
 
HE REPLIED, "HOLY SHIT, EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD KNOWS ABOUT THIS
ITALIAN BREAD THING BUT ME!"