Single Women!!

LaDyBuG · Comandante

RE: Single Women!!

Lahtina · Foro Master

TV Buff wrote:

Somebody sent me this and it reminded me of this thread. It's called the Shortest Fairy Tale Ever: >>Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said,>>"No.">>And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, didn't have to deal with inlaws, and did whatever she wanted.>>>>The end.

The shortest and the greatest.

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Somebody sent me this and it reminded me of this thread. It's called the Shortest Fairy Tale Ever:

>>Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said,
>>"No."
>>And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, didn't have to deal with inlaws, and did whatever she wanted.
>>
>>The end.

McOSIRIS · Comandante

I was gonna comment on this topic....but my words can be used against me... so i'll pass for now...

confundida · Foro Master

GENIE wrote:

Chilenita wrote: TV Buff wrote: @ Chile: you have got to start buying your family in Chile the Sex and the City DVDs. It's a new world now and people don't understand that. I've told you guys that I work with about 17 women in my department, some in their late 30s and early 40s, most of them white and they have NO INTENTION of getting married, enjoy life to the fullest and have really fulfilling lives, actually. I think in Latin culture is so friggin' traditional that they won't get off your case if you're not married. Even if the husband beats you or cheats on you, they rather see you married and victimized than alone, happy and fulfilled. But don't let anyone rule your life (right! like Chile is the type of person who lets this happen...) and do whatever feels right. Times are changing and so are women. Some choose not to get married at all. Some choose not to have children. Some choose to dedicate their lives to their careers and that's all okay. The key word here is CHOICE. @ Ke Te Pica: your family wants to see you married, even though you're what, 12? CAN I GET A AMEN? I SAID CAN I GET A AMEN???? Your hot buffy AMEN AND HALELLUIAH!!!

PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!

GENIE · Foro Master

Chilenita wrote:

TV Buff wrote: @ Chile: you have got to start buying your family in Chile the Sex and the City DVDs. It's a new world now and people don't understand that. I've told you guys that I work with about 17 women in my department, some in their late 30s and early 40s, most of them white and they have NO INTENTION of getting married, enjoy life to the fullest and have really fulfilling lives, actually. I think in Latin culture is so friggin' traditional that they won't get off your case if you're not married. Even if the husband beats you or cheats on you, they rather see you married and victimized than alone, happy and fulfilled. But don't let anyone rule your life (right! like Chile is the type of person who lets this happen...) and do whatever feels right. Times are changing and so are women. Some choose not to get married at all. Some choose not to have children. Some choose to dedicate their lives to their careers and that's all okay. The key word here is CHOICE. @ Ke Te Pica: your family wants to see you married, even though you're what, 12? CAN I GET A AMEN? I SAID CAN I GET A AMEN???? Your hot buffy

AMEN AND HALELLUIAH!!!

Chilenita · Comandante

TV Buff wrote:

@ Chile: you have got to start buying your family in Chile the Sex and the City DVDs. It's a new world now and people don't understand that. I've told you guys that I work with about 17 women in my department, some in their late 30s and early 40s, most of them white and they have NO INTENTION of getting married, enjoy life to the fullest and have really fulfilling lives, actually. I think in Latin culture is so friggin' traditional that they won't get off your case if you're not married. Even if the husband beats you or cheats on you, they rather see you married and victimized than alone, happy and fulfilled. But don't let anyone rule your life (right! like Chile is the type of person who lets this happen...) and do whatever feels right. Times are changing and so are women. Some choose not to get married at all. Some choose not to have children. Some choose to dedicate their lives to their careers and that's all okay. The key word here is CHOICE. @ Ke Te Pica: your family wants to see you married, even though you're what, 12?

CAN I GET A AMEN?

I SAID CAN I GET A AMEN????

Your hot buffy

Daeveed · Foro Master

I can't believe I havent posted on this thread before!!!!!

TV Buff · TOP Guru

@ Chile: you have got to start buying your family in Chile the Sex and the City DVDs. It's a new world now and people don't understand that. I've told you guys that I work with about 17 women in my department, some in their late 30s and early 40s, most of them white and they have NO INTENTION of getting married, enjoy life to the fullest and have really fulfilling lives, actually. I think in Latin culture is so friggin' traditional that they won't get off your case if you're not married. Even if the husband beats you or cheats on you, they rather see you married and victimized than alone, happy and fulfilled. But don't let anyone rule your life (right! like Chile is the type of person who lets this happen...) and do whatever feels right. Times are changing and so are women. Some choose not to get married at all. Some choose not to have children. Some choose to dedicate their lives to their careers and that's all okay. The key word here is CHOICE.

@ Ke Te Pica: your family wants to see you married, even though you're what, 12?

ChepeCaster · Regular Plus

I feel ya Chilenita, even though i'm a guy, my family has also preassured me to get married in the past, all cause i have two married sisters they think it's time for me to settle down... but i'll settle down as soon as i find the right girl ( cheese i know )

in the mean time i'll be "stone free to ride the breeze"

torontotrucho · Guru

I always tell them this; "para que me mantengan estoy", and they change the subject, hahaha!.

Ke Te Pika · Guru

I KNO THIS TOPIC IS FOR WOMEN...... BUT...... CHILENITA ITS NOT JUST AT UR AGE.... I'VE BEEN TOLD LATELY TO GET MARRIED...... PERSONALLY I DONT THINK IM READY TO GET MARRIED AS OF YET. MAYBE FOR SOMETHING ELSE, JUST NOT MARRIAGE.

MARRIAGE CAN COME WHEN THE BOTH OF US FEEL THAT WE'RE READY TO SETTLE DOWN WITH ONE ANOTHER.

Yesi · Guru

Gitana wrote:

PRECIOSA wrote: @ CHILENITA GIRL I GO THROUGH IT TOO...!!! I AM THE ONLY FEMALE IN MY FAMILY THAT IS NOT MARRIED... ALL MY FEMALE COUSINS ARE MARRIED...YOUNG AND OLD...!!! THEY ALL THINK I'M CRAZY...BUT HONESTLY I THINK I'M QUITE INTELLIGENT...I TRAVEL AND DO THINGS FOR ME AND THEY KNOW I HAVE A GOOD HEAD ON MY SHOULDERS...BUT THEY SAY I AM WASTING TIME AND I'M GETTING OLDER SO I SHOULD HURRY AND GET MARRIED... HOW OLD IS TO OLD...??? NO NEED TO RUSH.... YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE READY!!!!

The problem is when you are ready but you find yourself single hehehehehe.

Yesi

Dogo · Comandante

Chilenita wrote:

LaDyBuG wrote: CULTURE! PLUS YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER YOU KNOW.....LOL I GUESS IT'S THE TIME TO FIND SOMEONE, SETTLE DOWN, AND HAVE CHILDREN..... DON'T WORRY MY MOM GETS ON MY CASE TOO......SHE SEES IT AS "NOT NORMAL" LOL Oh my mom is the coolest chick in the universe....actually she is more like....travel....see the world....so is my dad! They are like cool liberal types! It's more my other family...annoying aunts and stuff oh and of course Grandma who wonders if I will marry before she dies

Same here!! not so much my parents, but the rest of my family... "do you have a girlfriend yet!!?? FACK people!!!! I've only been single for 2 years!!!! and I have a phobia about introducing people that I date to fam and friends, it's got to be pretty serious or I really really like you. So just 'cause I dont bring anyone around they think I'm "lonely" or some'

Gitana · Foro Master

PRECIOSA wrote:

Gitana wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: @ CHILENITA GIRL I GO THROUGH IT TOO...!!! I AM THE ONLY FEMALE IN MY FAMILY THAT IS NOT MARRIED... ALL MY FEMALE COUSINS ARE MARRIED...YOUNG AND OLD...!!! THEY ALL THINK I'M CRAZY...BUT HONESTLY I THINK I'M QUITE INTELLIGENT...I TRAVEL AND DO THINGS FOR ME AND THEY KNOW I HAVE A GOOD HEAD ON MY SHOULDERS...BUT THEY SAY I AM WASTING TIME AND I'M GETTING OLDER SO I SHOULD HURRY AND GET MARRIED... HOW OLD IS TO OLD...??? NO NEED TO RUSH.... YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE READY!!!! GIRL...JUST THE OTHER DAY YOU WERE TELLING ME TO HURRY UP AND GET MARRIED...!!!

WHAT??? WHEN WAS THIS??? I DON'T RECALL!!!

I THINK THE HIT ON YOUR HEAD AFFECTED YOUR THINKING!!!

NO WORRIES HON.... IT'S OKAY!!!

PRECIOSA · Guru

Gitana wrote:

PRECIOSA wrote: @ CHILENITA GIRL I GO THROUGH IT TOO...!!! I AM THE ONLY FEMALE IN MY FAMILY THAT IS NOT MARRIED... ALL MY FEMALE COUSINS ARE MARRIED...YOUNG AND OLD...!!! THEY ALL THINK I'M CRAZY...BUT HONESTLY I THINK I'M QUITE INTELLIGENT...I TRAVEL AND DO THINGS FOR ME AND THEY KNOW I HAVE A GOOD HEAD ON MY SHOULDERS...BUT THEY SAY I AM WASTING TIME AND I'M GETTING OLDER SO I SHOULD HURRY AND GET MARRIED... HOW OLD IS TO OLD...??? NO NEED TO RUSH.... YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE READY!!!!

GIRL...JUST THE OTHER DAY YOU WERE TELLING ME TO HURRY UP AND GET MARRIED...!!!

Gitana · Foro Master

PRECIOSA wrote:

@ CHILENITA GIRL I GO THROUGH IT TOO...!!! I AM THE ONLY FEMALE IN MY FAMILY THAT IS NOT MARRIED... ALL MY FEMALE COUSINS ARE MARRIED...YOUNG AND OLD...!!! THEY ALL THINK I'M CRAZY...BUT HONESTLY I THINK I'M QUITE INTELLIGENT...I TRAVEL AND DO THINGS FOR ME AND THEY KNOW I HAVE A GOOD HEAD ON MY SHOULDERS...BUT THEY SAY I AM WASTING TIME AND I'M GETTING OLDER SO I SHOULD HURRY AND GET MARRIED... HOW OLD IS TO OLD...???

NO NEED TO RUSH.... YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE READY!!!!

PRECIOSA · Guru

@ CHILENITA

GIRL I GO THROUGH IT TOO...!!!

I AM THE ONLY FEMALE IN MY FAMILY THAT IS NOT MARRIED...

ALL MY FEMALE COUSINS ARE MARRIED...YOUNG AND OLD...!!!

THEY ALL THINK I'M CRAZY...BUT HONESTLY I THINK I'M QUITE INTELLIGENT...I TRAVEL AND DO THINGS FOR ME AND THEY KNOW I HAVE A GOOD HEAD ON MY SHOULDERS...BUT THEY SAY I AM WASTING TIME AND I'M GETTING OLDER SO I SHOULD HURRY AND GET MARRIED...

HOW OLD IS TO OLD...???

LGigolo · Comandante

Colombiana4Life wrote:

In terms of arranged marriages, i dont totally agree with it, but they have become a little bit more "modernized", if u wanna call it, in the sense that the couple does get to have a brief period of courtship so they can get to know each other. And if both are not satisifed, the wedding can be cancelled.

Can they test-drive each other sexually to see if they are sexually compatible? LOL

A little improvement... now it is better than going blindly, I guess.

Colombiana4Life · Foro Master

LGigolo wrote:

Heyyyyy… we could be much worse off… Imagine los indianos que tienen que casarse obligados… ARRANGED MARRIAGES!!! Ni bien nacen ya estan planeando el matrimonio de su hijo/hija… you just have to show up!!! At least en nuestra cultura aunque nos vean mal como solteros maduros/viejos, al menos no nos escongen la pareja. LOL - Now, THAT would be FACKED!

In terms of arranged marriages, i dont totally agree with it, but they have become a little bit more "modernized", if u wanna call it, in the sense that the couple does get to have a brief period of courtship so they can get to know each other. And if both are not satisifed, the wedding can be cancelled.

LGigolo · Comandante

Adnim wrote:
thanks buddy, blameit on me, but girls if you're comin to kick the crap out of me, please, bring the bikinis and let's rumble!!!

I’ll back you up on THAT one… bring the bikini’s and get down and dirty… I’ll watch! LOL

Adnim · Regular Plus

LGigolo wrote:

Chilenita wrote:
LGigolo wrote: Hey, you're already TWENTY FIVE and NOT MARRIED - Half of latin america already thinks you are LES-BI - - - so what if a few more regs find out!!! LOL No I am olderI am 27 and so yeah not only am I a single lesbo....now I am like a wierd lesbo cuz I can't settle down with another woman Filming eh? You wish!!! Gosh you are sooooooooooooo soooooooooo BAD!!!!!

Hey, that was also Anim’s idea… blame it on him!
(but if you think it's a GOOD idea, I support it just as much as Adnim!)

thanks buddy, blameit on me, but girls if you're comin to kick the crap out of me, please, bring the bikinis and let's rumble!!!

LGigolo · Comandante

Chilenita wrote:

LGigolo wrote: Hey, you're already TWENTY FIVE and NOT MARRIED - Half of latin america already thinks you are LES-BI - - - so what if a few more regs find out!!! LOL No I am olderI am 27 and so yeah not only am I a single lesbo....now I am like a wierd lesbo cuz I can't settle down with another woman Filming eh? You wish!!! Gosh you are sooooooooooooo soooooooooo BAD!!!!!

Hey, that was also Anim’s idea… blame it on him!

(but if you think it's a GOOD idea, I support it just as much as Adnim!)

LGigolo · Comandante

Afrodita wrote:

LGigolo wrote: Adnim wrote: i don't mind watching either..Lgig, you in for the movie? I would prefer taking part in the game as opposed to being just an spectator, but if there is no room for more players, watching can be fun! LOL Ejem...........A ustedes quien los invito???

A mi me invito Adnim!!!

Chilenita · Comandante

LGigolo wrote:

Hey, you're already TWENTY FIVE and NOT MARRIED - Half of latin america already thinks you are LES-BI - - - so what if a few more regs find out!!! LOL

No I am olderI am 27 and so yeah not only am I a single lesbo....now I am like a wierd lesbo cuz I can't settle down with another woman

Filming eh? You wish!!! Gosh you are sooooooooooooo soooooooooo BAD!!!!!

Adnim · Regular Plus

Afrodita wrote:

LGigolo wrote:
Adnim wrote:
i don't mind watching either..Lgig, you in for the movie?

I would prefer taking part in the game as opposed to being just an spectator, but if there is no room for more players, watching can be fun! LOL

Ejem...........A ustedes quien los invito???

boys go where da mamis are, sooo how u doin?

Pancho Cachondo · Guru

Confesiones wrote:

I don't think pancho gives a "flying f@ck" about it. heheheheheheh just kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah look at me all depressed !

Afrodita · Guru

LGigolo wrote:

Adnim wrote:
i don't mind watching either..Lgig, you in for the movie?

I would prefer taking part in the game as opposed to being just an spectator, but if there is no room for more players, watching can be fun! LOL

Ejem...........A ustedes quien los invito???

Pancho Cachondo · Guru

Afrodita wrote:

Chilenita wrote:

Well I am sooooooooooo not faithful to Fea! We have an "understanding" lmao

Deal!

mmmmmm Interesting...mmmmmmmm

Confesiones · TOP Guru

I don't think pancho gives a "flying f@ck" about it.

heheheheheheh just kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!

LGigolo · Comandante

Chilenita wrote:

LGigolo wrote: I’m sure she would do you too LMAO Hey what the hell do you know I did your girl and you never found out about that.....ooppssss Shiat all the newbies are going to think I am really bi.......lmao

I was in the filming from the closet – the video came out good... I will email you a copy! ... Do her again, and again, and again, please!

Hey, you're already TWENTY FIVE and NOT MARRIED - Half of latin america already thinks you are LES-BI - - - so what if a few more regs find out!!! LOL

Chilenita · Comandante

LGigolo wrote:
I’m sure she would do you too LMAO

Hey what the hell do you know I did your girl and you never found out about that.....ooppssss

Shiat all the newbies are going to think I am really bi.......lmao

Afrodita · Guru

Chilenita wrote:

Well I am sooooooooooo not faithful to Fea! We have an "understanding" lmao

Deal!

LGigolo · Comandante

Adnim wrote:

i don't mind watching either..Lgig, you in for the movie?

I would prefer taking part in the game as opposed to being just an spectator, but if there is no room for more players, watching can be fun! LOL

Chilenita · Comandante

Afrodita wrote:

LGigolo wrote: And just to help her clarify even further, she’s not quite looking for a woman right now either… LOL – Before Chilenita starts hitting on Afro again! Chilenita hitting on me??? I don't think so, last time I checked she had the hots for FEA. Hey, but Chile is pretty Hot....so.......I do her

Well I am sooooooooooo not faithful to Fea! We have an "understanding"

lmao

LGigolo · Comandante

Afrodita wrote:

LGigolo wrote: And just to help her clarify even further, she’s not quite looking for a woman right now either… LOL – Before Chilenita starts hitting on Afro again! Chilenita hitting on me??? I don't think so, last time I checked she had the hots for FEA. Hey, but Chile is pretty Hot....so.......I do her

Yeah, I guess it was Hot Chilenita Hitting on Hot FEA, not Hot Afro… I just knew she kicked with both feet for sure… I’m sure she would do you too LMAO

Adnim · Regular Plus

Afrodita wrote:

LGigolo wrote:

And just to help her clarify even further, she’s not quite looking for a woman right now either… LOL – Before Chilenita starts hitting on Afro again!

Chilenita hitting on me???
I don't think so, last time I checked she had the hots for FEA.

Hey, but Chile is pretty Hot....so.......I do her

i don't mind watching either..Lgig, you in for the movie?

Adnim · Regular Plus

Lgig--you're right bro, my indian friend was rebeling to his family because they wanted him to continue the tradition, besides that, he was already in love with a canadian chick. his family was appaled by it.

afrodita--anytime, i'm here for you anytime

Afrodita · Guru

LGigolo wrote:

And just to help her clarify even further, she’s not quite looking for a woman right now either… LOL – Before Chilenita starts hitting on Afro again!

Chilenita hitting on me???

I don't think so, last time I checked she had the hots for FEA.

Hey, but Chile is pretty Hot....so.......I do her

LGigolo · Comandante

Afrodita wrote:

Adnim wrote: Genie, chilenita, sweetness, lady bug...if you're single i'm willing. @afrodita--i don't think, but i know i'm good for you. care for a demo? Sorry Adnim...but the point of my post was to say that I am not desperate for having a "man" by my side. Thanks though

And just to help her clarify even further, she’s not quite looking for a woman right now either… LOL – Before Chilenita starts hitting on Afro again!

LGigolo · Comandante

Heyyyyy… we could be much worse off… Imagine los indianos que tienen que casarse obligados… ARRANGED MARRIAGES!!! Ni bien nacen ya estan planeando el matrimonio de su hijo/hija… you just have to show up!!!

At least en nuestra cultura aunque nos vean mal como solteros maduros/viejos, al menos no nos escongen la pareja. LOL - Now, THAT would be FACKED!

Afrodita · Guru

Adnim wrote:

Genie, chilenita, sweetness, lady bug...if you're single i'm willing.

@afrodita--i don't think, but i know i'm good for you. care for a demo?

Sorry Adnim...but the point of my post was to say that I am not desperate for having a "man" by my side.
Thanks though

Chilenita · Comandante

GENIEGay" I GUESS UR FAMILY KNOWS U!!

OUCH!!! GENIE BE A NICE GIRL!!!

Genie 1 Pancho 0

It's early though Pancho can still catch up

Chilenita · Comandante

Adnim wrote:

Genie, chilenita, sweetness, lady bug...if you're single i'm willing. @afrodita--i don't think, but i know i'm good for you. care for a demo?

WRONG THREAD this is the "I don't need a man" thread....see the sexual thread

Adnim · Regular Plus

Genie, chilenita, sweetness, lady bug...if you're single i'm willing.

@afrodita--i don't think, but i know i'm good for you. care for a demo?

Afrodita · Guru

LGigolo wrote:

you're such a nice girl, I would hook you up a good friend myself... LMAO

LMAO.....Thanks....

GENIE · Foro Master

Pancho Cachondo wrote:

Chilenita wrote: Why is it that EVERY latin american that I know is ALWAYS asking me when I am going to settle down and have a family?!?!?!??!?! I went to Chile two years ago when I was 25 and newly single and my family was like in shock that I was not on my way to the alter! When I go to family things everyone is always like "Y cuando se casa la chilenita (except they call me by me real name)"......wtf is up with that?!?!?! When I am around my gringa friends ....NONE of them have settled down and their parents NEVER ask when I am getting married in fact one of them is like......travel....sleep around....see the world.....you are too young to settle down!! Why the huge difference? Why can't single women (a la sex in the city) live in peace in a latin family...instead...they think I am a NUTTY pary wild chick Is the Latino mentality .....same here.. when a Latino know my age and see me Single they say "You are divorced,widowed or Gay" My 2 younger brothers have kids already.......Imagine the Family pressure !

I GUESS UR FAMILY KNOWS U!!

LGigolo · Comandante

Afrodita wrote:

Oh man..that's something I have to go through every family reunion. When am i going to get married? when am I going to have kids? And if I'm dating someone everyone wants to have an opinion about it and tell me what's good for me and what isn't. I even have my brothers and sisters in law hooking me up with boys that they think are "good" for me. It's sooo annoying.

you're such a nice girl, I would hook you up a good friend myself... LMAO

LGigolo · Comandante

@Chilenita: just tell all the annoying aunts that you’re happy “quedandote a vestir santos” for now – LOL… Enjoy unmarried life!

Afrodita · Guru

Oh man..that's something I have to go through every family reunion. When am i going to get married? when am I going to have kids?
And if I'm dating someone everyone wants to have an opinion about it and tell me what's good for me and what isn't.

I even have my brothers and sisters in law hooking me up with boys that they think are "good" for me.

It's sooo annoying.