Bainaman wrote: Chilenita wrote: Bainaman wrote: Chilenita wrote: Can bums get chapped like lips in the cold???????? Ponle vaselina!!!!!! Okay so now it's frozen banana up Confu's butt with vasoline.....now what happens when the banana starts to melt? How do you control that....it's sex (I guess) after all so what do you do when the banana is in confu's butt and starts to melt - lmao You're right! Vaselina might not be such a good idea......Let's use chocolate syrup or whipped cream as the lubricant..... When it melts........HER GUY CAN GIVE HER "EL BESO NEGRO" you are just FULL of ideas arent you...hummmm
Chilenita wrote: Bainaman wrote: Chilenita wrote: Can bums get chapped like lips in the cold???????? Ponle vaselina!!!!!! Okay so now it's frozen banana up Confu's butt with vasoline.....now what happens when the banana starts to melt? How do you control that....it's sex (I guess) after all so what do you do when the banana is in confu's butt and starts to melt - lmao You're right! Vaselina might not be such a good idea......Let's use chocolate syrup or whipped cream as the lubricant..... When it melts........HER GUY CAN GIVE HER "EL BESO NEGRO"
Forget the chocolate syrup: I think that’s ALREADY BUILT IN THAT ENTRY HOLE! LMAO…
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Bainaman wrote: Chilenita wrote: Bainaman wrote: Chilenita wrote: Can bums get chapped like lips in the cold???????? Ponle vaselina!!!!!! Okay so now it's frozen banana up Confu's butt with vasoline.....now what happens when the banana starts to melt? How do you control that....it's sex (I guess) after all so what do you do when the banana is in confu's butt and starts to melt - lmao You're right! Vaselina might not be such a good idea......Let's use chocolate syrup or whipped cream as the lubricant..... When it melts........HER GUY CAN GIVE HER "EL BESO NEGRO" you are just FULL of ideas arent you...hummmm
You gotta do what you gotta do .....no?
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LGIG: this was hilarious....Confu AKA Food Processor OMG hahahahaha Don't forget that she also likes to BITE.....lol Is this thread about food and sex? I think so! LOL Chile are u less confused now??
I am Confused: If she doesn't have teeth on that "mouth" how the heck does she process the banana?
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Chilenita wrote: Bainaman wrote: Chilenita wrote: Can bums get chapped like lips in the cold???????? Ponle vaselina!!!!!! Okay so now it's frozen banana up Confu's butt with vasoline.....now what happens when the banana starts to melt? How do you control that....it's sex (I guess) after all so what do you do when the banana is in confu's butt and starts to melt - lmao You're right! Vaselina might not be such a good idea......Let's use chocolate syrup or whipped cream as the lubricant..... When it melts........HER GUY CAN GIVE HER "EL BESO NEGRO"
you are just FULL of ideas arent you...hummmm
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Bainaman wrote: Chilenita wrote: Can bums get chapped like lips in the cold???????? Ponle vaselina!!!!!! Okay so now it's frozen banana up Confu's butt with vasoline.....now what happens when the banana starts to melt? How do you control that....it's sex (I guess) after all so what do you do when the banana is in confu's butt and starts to melt - lmao
You're right! Vaselina might not be such a good idea......Let's use chocolate syrup or whipped cream as the lubricant.....
When it melts........HER GUY CAN GIVE HER "EL BESO NEGRO"
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ok...so obviously it's with NO PEEL....and FROZEN......vaseline and a condom on it would also help I guess..... but who wants a banana up their toosh......or a wiener...or a cucumber.....or a zuchini.....NASTY......this is not the OLIVE GARDEN people.....lol
Regardless....I like what Pancho said: eeeeeeeeeeeeeee wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww LOL
And LGIG: this was hilarious....Confu AKA Food Processor OMG hahahahaha
Don't forget that she also likes to BITE.....lol
Is this thread about food and sex? I think so! LOL
Chile are u less confused now??
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Bainaman wrote: Chilenita wrote: Can bums get chapped like lips in the cold???????? Ponle vaselina!!!!!! Okay so now it's frozen banana up Confu's butt with vasoline.....now what happens when the banana starts to melt? How do you control that....it's sex (I guess) after all so what do you do when the banana is in confu's butt and starts to melt - lmao
Heck you may as well insert a few ICE cubes to help it keep frozen… lmao! (Mental pic = FROZEN CU-bos de hielo! LMAO)
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Chilenita wrote: Can bums get chapped like lips in the cold???????? Ponle vaselina!!!!!!
Okay so now it's frozen banana up Confu's butt with vasoline.....now what happens when the banana starts to melt? How do you control that....it's sex (I guess) after all so what do you do when the banana is in confu's butt and starts to melt - lmao
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I am trying to figure it all out.....this may sound strange but I have never had a banana up my bum! I am just thinking would it not be more comfy with peel and like a condom instead of FROZEN....what if your bum gets chapped? Can bums get chapped like lips in the cold????????
I have no clue.. we need to find out from CONFU… lmao… poor confu she’s not even ON, and she’s getting it from behind… lol… with a BANANA even!... CONFUUUUU we need your expertise/experiense input....Where are you??
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Chilenita wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: Chile.....do u need me to get graphic? LOL All im gonna say is....the Banana was frozen for a reason..... imagine if it wasn't...................just imagine how it will all go down................or UP.......LOL OMG I feel like confudida I am sooooooooo confused ONE QUESTION....was the banana peeled?? Is that why he had to freeze it...I thought it was like banana with peel and some sort of latex on top You put it in whole.....and it comes out peeled
LMAO...hahahahahahahahahhaa so baina the peel stays WHERE? In confu's bum????
@LGIG...I am trying to figure it all out.....this may sound strange but I have never had a banana up my bum! I am just thinking would it not be more comfy with peel and like a condom instead of FROZEN....what if your bum gets chapped? Can bums get chapped like lips in the cold????????
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Bainaman wrote: You put it in whole.....and it comes out peeled you mean, Confu AKA Food Processor? LMAO… if you repeat the process several times, sale batido de leche con banana??? LOL
I think she processes it.......the guy puts the 'leche'
Who drinks it?!?!?
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OMG I feel like confudida I am sooooooooo confused ONE QUESTION....was the banana peeled?? Is that why he had to freeze it...I thought it was like banana with peel and some sort of latex on top
@Chienita: You sound like more of an expert on banana’s and it’s proper use… please explain fully how the fack it is supposed to be used… peeled or whole? Frozen or room temperature? Latex or natural? For physical demonstration, we might need CONFU to be here… KONFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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LaDyBuG wrote: Chile.....do u need me to get graphic? LOL All im gonna say is....the Banana was frozen for a reason..... imagine if it wasn't...................just imagine how it will all go down................or UP.......LOL OMG I feel like confudida I am sooooooooo confused ONE QUESTION....was the banana peeled?? Is that why he had to freeze it...I thought it was like banana with peel and some sort of latex on top
You put it in whole.....and it comes out peeled
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Chile.....do u need me to get graphic? LOL All im gonna say is....the Banana was frozen for a reason..... imagine if it wasn't...................just imagine how it will all go down................or UP.......LOL
OMG I feel like confudida I am sooooooooo confused
ONE QUESTION....was the banana peeled?? Is that why he had to freeze it...I thought it was like banana with peel and some sort of latex on top
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LaDyBuG wrote: Chile.....do u need me to get graphic? LOL All im gonna say is....the Banana was frozen for a reason..... imagine if it wasn't...................just imagine how it will all go down................or UP.......LOL LMAO!!! OK, now today's post are making me piss my pants!!!!
MAYBE… you can just … Stick a BANANA to hole it in! LMAO
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Chile.....do u need me to get graphic? LOL All im gonna say is....the Banana was frozen for a reason..... imagine if it wasn't...................just imagine how it will all go down................or UP.......LOL
LMAO!!! OK, now today's post are making me piss my pants!!!!
LaDyBuG wrote: Chile.....do u need me to get graphic? LOL All im gonna say is....the Banana was frozen for a reason..... imagine if it wasn't...................just imagine how it will all go down................or UP.......LOL
Chile.....do u need me to get graphic? LOL All im gonna say is....the Banana was frozen for a reason..... imagine if it wasn't...................just imagine how it will all go down................or UP.......LOL
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Chilenita wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: Confu's "frozen banana" story would go perfect here.....LOL ohh and the wiener one too..... BUGGY (that's ur new cute nick), the banana was frozen? It was a FROZEN banana?!?!??!? Now that is strange....I get the banana but FROZEN....burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Confu's "frozen banana" story would go perfect here.....LOL ohh and the wiener one too.....
BUGGY (that's ur new cute nick), the banana was frozen? It was a FROZEN banana?!?!??!? Now that is strange....I get the banana but FROZEN....burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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angelita dulce wrote: LGigolo wrote: angelita dulce wrote: miguel wrote: if a girl lets you stick a finger in her bum, that doesn't mean she's going to let you stick something else in her bum. LMAO!!! I was starting to think that your only friend was Presi!!!! From what I hear, Presi (the cat?) is very cute and ALREADY naked! LMAO!!! OH shiat, that was facken hilarious!!! I just bursted out laughing with this one!! Hope no one heard me!!!! I hope you don’t care as much if “anyone heard you” when you are…. Well, you know… doing the deed! LOL
I don't think anyone cares at that moment ........... well u know.......... doing the deed!LMAO!!!
LGigolo wrote: angelita dulce wrote: miguel wrote: if a girl lets you stick a finger in her bum, that doesn't mean she's going to let you stick something else in her bum. LMAO!!! I was starting to think that your only friend was Presi!!!! From what I hear, Presi (the cat?) is very cute and ALREADY naked! LMAO!!! OH shiat, that was facken hilarious!!! I just bursted out laughing with this one!! Hope no one heard me!!!!
I hope you don’t care as much if “anyone heard you” when you are…. Well, you know… doing the deed! LOL
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angelita dulce wrote: miguel wrote: if a girl lets you stick a finger in her bum, that doesn't mean she's going to let you stick something else in her bum. LMAO!!! I was starting to think that your only friend was Presi!!!! From what I hear, Presi (the cat?) is very cute and ALREADY naked!
LMAO!!! OH shiat, that was facken hilarious!!! I just bursted out laughing with this one!! Hope no one heard me!!!!
miguel wrote: if a girl lets you stick a finger in her bum, that doesn't mean she's going to let you stick something else in her bum. LMAO!!! I was starting to think that your only friend was Presi!!!!
From what I hear, Presi (the cat?) is very cute and ALREADY naked!
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Chilenita wrote: FINALLY MIGUEL I was starting to get really super duper dissapointed in your posts but you have just made it all better!!!! This statement is soooo very true I strongly believe in the "anal" talk - lmao
1: Keep your partner satisfied in any way you can… Give the ladies LOTS of foreplay, be creative and use your instincts to make it pleasurable for her!
2: Don’t be repetitive and do the same thing every time… Explore new ideas, positions, toys, have sex in a different place / setting… Go wild and do it somewhere risky (public park?)
3: Communicate and try to be very perceptive during sex… watch for your partners’ reaction to see how much pleasure she’s getting and see what is working or not. DO TELL what feels good – don’t by shy: “Yesss, baby… that feels good, keep that up… more of that!”
4: Don’t be silly – protect your willy!
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Pancho Cachondo wrote: GENIE wrote: LA VERGA That's a extremely rude word to be used from a Woman.....just an Advice. OH PLEASE!!! No cat fights in my thread!!!! It's just an inside joke between those two, GENIE is a really nice woman!!!
no mama dont worry HES AN IDIOT THAT TRIES TO COME OFF AS A GENTELMAN! BUT WHATEVER AND I WILL USE THE WORDS I WANT AND I KNOW ITS AN INSIDE JOKE BETWEEN US FORO MEMBERS THAT ATTEND OUTTINGS!!! SO KE DIGA LO KE SE LE ANTOJE! MOST OF U KNOW ME SO I DONT GIVE A RATS ASS
Chilenita wrote: 1. Be a little freaky....nobody likes a boring dead fack......dama en la sala...PUTA en la cama!!!! 2. make noise....moan...talk 3. be different....dont always do rabbit thumping action....mix it up.....use toys... those are my top three.....romance is nice once in a blue as well but mostley like raw animal sex!!!! Thank you.... LOL!!! That's what my mom tells me!! Always pleasure your man, so he doesn't go anywhere else for it!!!
I like how you mom thinks...but I still think they go somewhere else...man are never happy...
1. Be a little freaky....nobody likes a boring dead fack......dama en la sala...PUTA en la cama!!!! 2. make noise....moan...talk 3. be different....dont always do rabbit thumping action....mix it up.....use toys... those are my top three.....romance is nice once in a blue as well but mostley like raw animal sex!!!! Thank you....
LOL!!! That's what my mom tells me!! Always pleasure your man, so he doesn't go anywhere else for it!!!