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IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM!!!


IN THE KITCHEN!!!


ON A CAR!!!



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IN WAT PLACE IS THE MOST PLEASURABLE OTHER DAN THE BEDROOM......


 


I WOULD HAVE TO SAY DA LAUNDRY ROOM......ON TOP OF THE WASHER.......



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So when's the next foro gathering????

When is Baina free to give sex ed?

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So when's the next foro gathering????


You mean, when is the foro ORGY, perhaps?



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So when's the next foro gathering????




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Okay so how about naming some stuff that I would actually do Baina?? THat is nasty....random men just ewwww no thanks I ain't that freaky

Tell me another yipeeeeeeeeeeeee

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bukkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee???Ohhhh ahhhhh what is that?

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LGigolo wrote: anybody DARE ASK: Bukkake?!?!? ????? Bukkake is a group sex practice wherein a series of men take turns ejaculating on a person (often a female). There are strong overtones of erotic humiliation in this practice. Usually in bukkake videos, a beautiful young girl will sit and allow a group of men (sometimes more than a dozen) to come up to her and openly masturbate until they ejaculate on her body (usually on her face and mouth). The girl leaves the semen on her face as another man comes to repeat the routine. Often the scene ends with the girl swallowing the semen gathered. Producers of these films often attempt to find men who ejaculate a large amount. Often in the background of the these videos, men who are waiting for their turn can be seen masturbating to keep themselves erect. When the term bukkake is used in Japan, it usually refers to a method of preparing noodles and not the sexual act.


 




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LGigolo wrote: anybody DARE ASK: Bukkake?!?!? ????? Bukkake is a group sex practice wherein a series of men take turns ejaculating on a person (often a female). There are strong overtones of erotic humiliation in this practice. Usually in bukkake videos, a beautiful young girl will sit and allow a group of men (sometimes more than a dozen) to come up to her and openly masturbate until they ejaculate on her body (usually on her face and mouth). The girl leaves the semen on her face as another man comes to repeat the routine. Often the scene ends with the girl swallowing the semen gathered. Producers of these films often attempt to find men who ejaculate a large amount. Often in the background of the these videos, men who are waiting for their turn can be seen masturbating to keep themselves erect. When the term bukkake is used in Japan, it usually refers to a method of preparing noodles and not the sexual act.

You guys are twisted!!!! LOL!!! All i asked for in this thread was......... por sus consejos sexuals!!! LOL!!

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Anyone having PASTA for lunch?


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anybody DARE ASK: Bukkake?!?!? ?????


Bukkake is a group sex practice wherein a series of men take turns ejaculating on a person (often a female). There are strong overtones of erotic humiliation in this practice. Usually in bukkake videos, a beautiful young girl will sit and allow a group of men (sometimes more than a dozen) to come up to her and openly masturbate until they ejaculate on her body (usually on her face and mouth). The girl leaves the semen on her face as another man comes to repeat the routine. Often the scene ends with the girl swallowing the semen gathered. Producers of these films often attempt to find men who ejaculate a large amount. Often in the background of the these videos, men who are waiting for their turn can be seen masturbating to keep themselves erect. When the term bukkake is used in Japan, it usually refers to a method of preparing noodles and not the sexual act.



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anybody DARE ASK: Bukkake?!?!? ?????

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This is like the perfect thread to have lunch with


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Chilenita wrote: Okay so you stick your penis in her bum and then she sucks you off...I get it....I would not do it if my life depended it on but I get it!!! Hey!!! I'm just here to inform......You do what you gotta do!!! What about Bukkake?!?!? Any girls ever done it? Or would be willing to do it? You know.....there are many foro men here


 




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Okay so you stick your penis in her bum and then she sucks you off...I get it....I would not do it if my life depended it on but I get it!!!


Hey!!!


I'm just here to inform......You do what you gotta do!!!


What about Bukkake?!?!? Any girls ever done it? Or would be willing to do it? You know.....there are many foro men here



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Okay so you stick your penis in her bum and then she sucks you off...I get it....I would not do it if my life depended it on but I get it!!!


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@ Baina...does "processor" mean a$$ cuz if it does then that ain't rusty that's nasty


I second THAT… even worse than a girl that would like Golden Showers… Golden Showers sound simple, IN COMPARISON!



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@ Baina...does "processor" mean a$$ cuz if it does then that ain't rusty that's nasty

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LOL   Rusty Trombone… damn, I hope it’s not the processor on the BACK room? Cause that SH!T (LITERALLY) would be nasty! LOL The back IS the processor..... The front is the grinder...... That answer your question?


Damn... now THAT is FREAKY... NASSSTY... lol... I wouldn't want to kiss the girl after the Rusty Trombone... shizzzz...


After it going through the GRINDER, yesssss, let's keep going... but that damn processor is just full of chocolate syrup...



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You guys are all sick and twisted!!!


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


I LIKE IT!!!



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LGigolo wrote:


Bainaman wrote: RUSSIAN PAJA = BANANA/MELON PUREE TEA BAG = (FOR CONFU) WHEN THE GUY PUTS HIS "TEA BAG" IN THE GIRLS MOUTH RUSTY TROMBONE = (PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED!!!) THIS IS WHEN A GUY SLIDES HIS "BANANA" IN THE GIRLS PROCESSOR ...AND WHEN HE PULLS OUT.....THE GIRL BLOWS HIS "TROMBONE"..... @Confu: Try NOT to bite the TEA bag! LOL   Rusty Trombone… damn, I hope it’s not the processor on the BACK room? Cause that SH!T (LITERALLY) would be nasty! LOL


The back IS the processor.....


The front is the grinder......


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AIGHT TO LET YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT DA DEAL IS WITH DA BANANA.......


 


FOR ONE ITS FROZEN SECONDLY YOU WRAP IT IN LATEX AND U LUBRICATION..........


 


THE REASON ITS FROZEN SO IT WONT BREAK THAT FAST.........



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RUSSIAN PAJA = BANANA/MELON PUREE TEA BAG = (FOR CONFU) WHEN THE GUY PUTS HIS "TEA BAG" IN THE GIRLS MOUTH RUSTY TROMBONE = (PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED!!!) THIS IS WHEN A GUY SLIDES HIS "BANANA" IN THE GIRLS PROCESSOR ...AND WHEN HE PULLS OUT.....THE GIRL BLOWS HIS "TROMBONE".....


@Confu: Try NOT to bite the TEA bag! LOL


 


Rusty Trombone… damn, I hope it’s not the processor on the BACK room? Cause that SH!T (LITERALLY) would be nasty! LOL



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LOL 


OMG what a thread.  I never knew any of this.  You guys are funny lol


 



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RUSSIAN PAJA = BANANA/MELON PUREE


TEA BAG = (FOR CONFU) WHEN THE GUY PUTS HIS "TEA BAG" IN THE GIRLS MOUTH


RUSTY TROMBONE = (PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED!!!) THIS IS WHEN A GUY SLIDES HIS "BANANA" IN THE GIRLS PROCESSOR ...AND WHEN HE PULLS OUT.....THE GIRL BLOWS HIS "TROMBONE".....



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@GIGI


 


THHKS COURTESY OF PHANTA!!!!!


 


 


WAT THE HECK IS RUSSIAN PAJA AND TEA BAGS???  HELP!!!!



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Chilenita wrote: Bainaman wrote: What about the "Rusty Trombone"......or ....the "Tea Bag" what is that "rusty"...pls explain...gosh Baina there is an animal hidden in there!! Confu...please tell us the story about he ke te split...please So I'm assuming you know what the "Tea Bag" is?


yesssssssss I do know!!!  Please fill me in the rusty thing though....I need to learn more


Baina you are one of those undercover freaks aren't you?



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angelita dulce wrote:


I'm learning a lot of new things in this thread!!!!!!

keep up the good work

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angelita dulce wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: angelita dulce wrote: What's that RUSSIAN PAJA??? hahahahahaha ur so cute... I'm learning a lot of new things in this thread!!!!!! up for private tuition? LOL


HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Very funny!!Everyone is so open here, i won't need a private tuition!!!

-- Edited by angelita dulce at 12:31, 2005-10-26

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McOSIRIS wrote: angelita dulce wrote: What's that RUSSIAN PAJA??? hahahahahaha ur so cute... I'm learning a lot of new things in this thread!!!!!!

up for private tuition? LOL

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angelita dulce wrote: What's that RUSSIAN PAJA??? hahahahahaha ur so cute...

I'm learning a lot of new things in this thread!!!!!!

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YOU GUYS ARE MEAN!!
and shelfish!!
instead of doing "sucio" STUFF WITH "LA COMIDA DE CADA DIA", YOU SHOULD GIVE IT TO THE HOMELESS PEOPLE!!



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Bainaman wrote: What about the "Rusty Trombone"......or ....the "Tea Bag" what is that "rusty"...pls explain...gosh Baina there is an animal hidden in there!! Confu...please tell us the story about he ke te split...please



So I'm assuming you know what the "Tea Bag" is?


I KNOW CONFU KNOWS.......SHE MAKES THE 'TEA BAGS' LEAK!!!!!


 



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Why is it only RUSSIAN this and russian that......

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What about the "Rusty Trombone"......or ....the "Tea Bag"


what is that "rusty"...pls explain...gosh Baina there is an animal hidden in there!!


Confu...please tell us the story about he ke te split...please



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What's that RUSSIAN PAJA???

hahahahahaha ur so cute...

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SO WHY EXACTLY ARE U GUYS LOOKING FOR ME????? APARENTLY U HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT......LITTLE DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW EXACTLY IT WORKS......BUT GOOD TRY THOUGH...........


You have a lot of reading to catch up, Confu...


and lots' of questions to answer... lol


P.S.: Nice new avatar! (even though, I don't cheer for your team!)



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What about the "Rusty Trombone"......or ....the "Tea Bag"

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LGigolo wrote: Bainaman wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: IT'S OFFICIAL...... THE "KE TE SPLIT" WILL BE THE NAME OF THIS "SITUATION" LOL OK..... So we have the "Ke Te Split" and the "Ke Te Blow".... Anyone heard of the "Russian Paja"??!?!?  We need a name 'ke te name' for that one I must be one of the few naïve ones: What is a RUSSIAN PAJA? Actually.....It's perfect you asked....you have the perfect avatar for a visual demo.... It's when a guy puts his...lol..for lack of a better term..."banana".....in between the girls "see Lgig's avatar".....she sqeezes them tight......and he thrusts back and forth....

ok, now I know what to call it... all i ever called it was a T!TT!E-F@## LOL

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SO WHY EXACTLY ARE U GUYS LOOKING FOR ME????? APARENTLY U HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT......LITTLE DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW EXACTLY IT WORKS......BUT GOOD TRY THOUGH...........

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So basically....his banana...between her melons.....and they grind?

What is that....like a banana/melon puree?

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Bainaman wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: IT'S OFFICIAL...... THE "KE TE SPLIT" WILL BE THE NAME OF THIS "SITUATION" LOL OK..... So we have the "Ke Te Split" and the "Ke Te Blow".... Anyone heard of the "Russian Paja"??!?!?  We need a name 'ke te name' for that one I must be one of the few naïve ones: What is a RUSSIAN PAJA?


Actually.....It's perfect you asked....you have the perfect avatar for a visual demo....


It's when a guy puts his...lol..for lack of a better term..."banana".....in between the girls "see Lgig's avatar".....she sqeezes them tight......and he thrusts back and forth....



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What's that RUSSIAN PAJA???

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RUSSIAN PAJA = EL KE TE RUSO

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LaDyBuG wrote: IT'S OFFICIAL...... THE "KE TE SPLIT" WILL BE THE NAME OF THIS "SITUATION" LOL OK..... So we have the "Ke Te Split" and the "Ke Te Blow".... Anyone heard of the "Russian Paja"??!?!?  We need a name 'ke te name' for that one


I must be one of the few naïve ones: What is a RUSSIAN PAJA?



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IT'S OFFICIAL...... THE "KE TE SPLIT" WILL BE THE NAME OF THIS "SITUATION" LOL


OK.....


So we have the "Ke Te Split" and the "Ke Te Blow"....


Anyone heard of the "Russian Paja"??!?!?  We need a name 'ke te name' for that one



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IT'S OFFICIAL......

THE "KE TE SPLIT" WILL BE THE NAME OF THIS "SITUATION"

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LGIG: If she doesn't have teeth on that "mouth" how the heck does she process the banana? Well......use your imagination.....get graphic....maybe the guy is biting this time around.....CONFU can't be the only one eating you know.....LOL As for lubricant....how about ICE CREAM?? ...... You can make a whole banana split....(literally) We can market it as: BANANA SPLIT A LA CONFU ....OR......THE CONFU SPLIT LOL


He must be doing a mix of eating a banana and el BESO negro ALL AT ONCE… EWWWWW


 


Promote the KE TE BRAND… you already got the KE TE SHOTS now you can have the KETE BANANA SLIT! lol



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LGIG: If she doesn't have teeth on that "mouth" how the heck does she process the banana?

Well......use your imagination.....get graphic....maybe the guy is biting this time around.....CONFU can't be the only one eating you know.....LOL

As for lubricant....how about ICE CREAM?? ...... You can make a whole banana split....(literally)

We can market it as: BANANA SPLIT A LA CONFU ....OR......THE CONFU SPLIT

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Bainaman wrote: Chilenita wrote: Bainaman wrote: Chilenita wrote:  Can bums get chapped like lips in the cold????????     Ponle vaselina!!!!!! Okay so now it's frozen banana up Confu's butt with vasoline.....now what happens when the banana starts to melt?  How do you control that....it's sex (I guess) after all so what do you do when the banana is in confu's butt and starts to melt - lmao You're right! Vaselina might not be such a good idea......Let's use chocolate syrup or whipped cream as the lubricant..... When it melts........HER GUY CAN GIVE HER "EL BESO NEGRO" Forget the chocolate syrup: I think that’s ALREADY BUILT IN THAT ENTRY HOLE! LMAO…

eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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