riddle me this...

BeAt KeePer · Guru

RE: riddle me this...

Phat Bastard · Regular Plus

"jajajajajaja... " laugh the retards.... keep laughing... Why do i say this? Bk you're typing to yourself... little strange in my opinion, i mean i know it's alright to talk to oneself seeing that everyone does it... BUT to TYPE? ezzzzz << like you say. And if you wanna poltically correct me by my mentioning "retard" it means a person that is left behind.. and all of you here are just that. so keep laughing...

BeAt KeePer wrote:

Sweetness wrote: The car is a convertable, he was shot with the top down. correct, tell her what shes won johnny " well BK she has won the right to smack PB with a huge gigantic shut the hell up!" congrats sweetness. and thanks for playing

Adriana22 · Senior Member

lmao!!!

Sweetness · Guru

BeAt KeePer wrote:

Sweetness wrote: The car is a convertable, he was shot with the top down. correct, tell her what shes won johnny " well BK she has won the right to smack PB with a huge gigantic shut the hell up!" congrats sweetness. and thanks for playing

woo hoo! lol

What a great prize.

SHUT THE HELL UP PB! LOL

BeAt KeePer · Guru

Sweetness wrote:

The car is a convertable, he was shot with the top down.

correct, tell her what shes won johnny " well BK she has won the right to smack PB with a huge gigantic shut the hell up!" congrats sweetness.

and thanks for playing

Sweetness · Guru

The car is a convertable, he was shot with the top down.

BeAt KeePer · Guru

Phat Bastard wrote:

My reasons for my username have no concern for you... but thanks for admitting you're a phony.. that's all i needed to know.. secondly, keep telling yourself that.. u're whole outlook on what a SPIC represents.. but in the eyes of others who are not latinos, you degrade even yourself... so sad. Thirdly how could i not get the riddles? one i actually can.. but i can pull a fast one like you and just google it... LOL. ( and plz don't call me your friend... you don't even know me)

eh Phat B, i never said i cared for you name i was simply pointing out the irony in it, ok so you think i am a phony, sorry let me rephrase that so i admited to being a phony, why? cause i google a few riddles? alright that defaces my character, thanks for letting me know, i now understand. secondly, you think i am degrading myself? listen chump i could care less about who is and who is not a Latino outside this foro, i mean you could read right? toronto H I S P A N O, so you really think i would be worried of someone who is not latino reading this? listen PAL, your trying to make an issue where there is none, let it go, let the people have fun with the riddles, i could care less if you get this riddle or not, makes no difference, you wanna answer? do it, you wanna post a riddle? do it. anyways FRIEND, try not to take this whole " riddles to the spics" thing too offensively....Ezz

BeAt KeePer · Guru

Sweetness wrote:

Can I get a hint?

think about cars...

Phat Bastard · Regular Plus

My reasons for my username have no concern for you... but thanks for admitting you're a phony.. that's all i needed to know.. secondly, keep telling yourself that.. u're whole outlook on what a SPIC represents.. but in the eyes of others who are not latinos, you degrade even yourself... so sad. Thirdly how could i not get the riddles? one i actually can.. but i can pull a fast one like you and just google it... LOL. ( and plz don't call me your friend... you don't even know me)

BeAt KeePer wrote:

first and for most phat B.... you speak of degrading well the irony in your name is a real joke, please man have a sense of humor, SPIC; Spanish People In Control, i believe we all learned that our early years in highschool. i never called myself el brainiac, i was simply throwing brain teasers and thought i would instigate forolandia with some "so you think your smart" lines. yes your right i did google a few and what? do you really have to look so into it? make a mini bio, with verbatum quotes just to prove lil' ole' BK wrong? hey if you couldn't figure out the riddles dont get mad and take it out on me pal, tell you what everyone else is having fun with it, why not join? dont stress my friend keep calm, collective and eZ.-- Edited by BeAt KeePer at 20:14, 2005-10-27

Phat Bastard · Regular Plus

who said anything about PMs? that was what he wrote to open this thread.... so it's actually nothing to do about being a child, just placing what he himself wrote to everyone including you....

GENIE wrote:

Phat Bastard wrote: Don't get me wrong, it may be fun and all, just that personally I don't like people who front and make themselves to be intelligent. I mean to say "so you think your smart eh?" makes one feel like they are in a subordinate position, while he's posing as an individual who holds all the answers to these riddles. One has to ask themselves, where did he get them? is he protraying himself as the smart one? and if so don't front like that if you googled it. .. that's all i'm saying.. as for it being fun... it may have been but that's not the question here.. SO WHAT IF HE GOOGLED IT OR HAS IT MEMORIZED ITS ENTERTAINMENT RIGHT AND IF U THINK UR LESS THEM HIM THEN THATS U I READ THEM LAUGH AND IF I FEEL LIKE ANSWERING I WILL WE ALL KNOW ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES!! MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD TALK THE CRAYON OUT OF HIS BUT AND HE WILL BE HAPPY NO??? .. Bk here i guess i have nothing else to do and i wanted to see how bright the rest forolandia was. so you think your smart eh? lol wells here's your chance to prove it, try to answer the following riddle and if you got any good riddles then your welcome to unleash its furry to make the rest of feel gah gah. Sweetness wrote: Does it really matter if he memorized them or not? I don't think it does. Everyone seems to be enjoying trying to figure out the riddles right? No one has compalined. It's all in good fun. SO THE MAN GOES PMS U AND U POST HIS PM ON EL FORO NOW THATS GAY!! WHAT ARE U 12????

Sweetness · Guru

Can I get a hint?

BeAt KeePer · Guru

Sweetness wrote:

He was murdered outside of the car, and then put into the car, and the murderer closed all the windows and locked all the doors...

sorry my sweet but that is incorrect, try again though

Sweetness · Guru

He was murdered outside of the car, and then put into the car, and the murderer closed all the windows and locked all the doors...

BeAt KeePer · Guru

anyways heres another one to bug you some more phatty B...

A man was shot to death while in his car. There were no powder marks on his clothing, which indicated that the gunman was outside the car. However, all the windows were up and the doors locked. After a close inspection was made, the only bullet-holes discovered were on the man's body.
How was he murdered?

BeAt KeePer · Guru

first and for most phat B....

you speak of degrading well the irony in your name is a real joke, please man have a sense of humor, SPIC; Spanish People In Control, i believe we all learned that our early years in highschool. i never called myself el brainiac, i was simply throwing brain teasers and thought i would instigate forolandia with some "so you think your smart" lines. yes your right i did google a few and what? do you really have to look so into it? make a mini bio, with verbatum quotes just to prove lil' ole' BK wrong? hey if you couldn't figure out the riddles dont get mad and take it out on me pal, tell you what everyone else is having fun with it, why not join? dont stress my friend keep calm, collective and eZ.

-- Edited by BeAt KeePer at 20:14, 2005-10-27

GENIE · Foro Master

Phat Bastard wrote:

Don't get me wrong, it may be fun and all, just that personally I don't like people who front and make themselves to be intelligent. I mean to say "so you think your smart eh?" makes one feel like they are in a subordinate position, while he's posing as an individual who holds all the answers to these riddles. One has to ask themselves, where did he get them? is he protraying himself as the smart one? and if so don't front like that if you googled it. .. that's all i'm saying.. as for it being fun... it may have been but that's not the question here.. SO WHAT IF HE GOOGLED IT OR HAS IT MEMORIZED ITS ENTERTAINMENT RIGHT AND IF U THINK UR LESS THEM HIM THEN THATS U I READ THEM LAUGH AND IF I FEEL LIKE ANSWERING I WILL WE ALL KNOW ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES!! MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD TALK THE CRAYON OUT OF HIS BUT AND HE WILL BE HAPPY NO???

.. Bk here i guess i have nothing else to do and i wanted to see how bright the rest forolandia was. so you think your smart eh? lol wells here's your chance to prove it, try to answer the following riddle and if you got any good riddles then your welcome to unleash its furry to make the rest of feel gah gah. Sweetness wrote: Does it really matter if he memorized them or not? I don't think it does. Everyone seems to be enjoying trying to figure out the riddles right? No one has compalined. It's all in good fun.

SO THE MAN GOES PMS U AND U POST HIS PM ON EL FORO NOW THATS GAY!! WHAT ARE U 12????

Daeveed · Foro Master

Phat Bastard wrote:

. .. that's all i'm saying..

I hope so....

Phat Bastard · Regular Plus

Don't get me wrong, it may be fun and all, just that personally I don't like people who front and make themselves to be intelligent. I mean to say "so you think your smart eh?" makes one feel like they are in a subordinate position, while he's posing as an individual who holds all the answers to these riddles. One has to ask themselves, where did he get them? is he protraying himself as the smart one? and if so don't front like that if you googled it. .. that's all i'm saying.. as for it being fun... it may have been but that's not the question here....

Bk here

i guess i have nothing else to do and i wanted to see how bright the rest forolandia was. so you think your smart eh? lol wells here's your chance to prove it, try to answer the following riddle and if you got any good riddles then your welcome to unleash its furry to make the rest of feel gah gah.

Sweetness wrote:

Does it really matter if he memorized them or not? I don't think it does. Everyone seems to be enjoying trying to figure out the riddles right? No one has compalined. It's all in good fun.

El Duro · Foro Master

confundida wrote:

BeAt KeePer wrote: holly crap that hurt my head, no its duro's sister! DURO HAS A SISTER?? I DIDNT KNOW THAT!!!!!!

Confu I got 2 sisters

Sweetness · Guru

Daeveed wrote:

Sweetness wrote: Does it really matter if he memorized them or not? I don't think it does. Everyone seems to be enjoying trying to figure out the riddles right? No one has compalined. It's all in good fun. Don't worry about him Sweetness. Somebody must have kicked his cage and woken him up, that's all.

lmao!

Yeah you're right.

Daeveed · Foro Master

Sweetness wrote:

Does it really matter if he memorized them or not? I don't think it does. Everyone seems to be enjoying trying to figure out the riddles right? No one has compalined. It's all in good fun.

Don't worry about him Sweetness. Somebody must have kicked his cage and woken him up, that's all.

Sweetness · Guru

Does it really matter if he memorized them or not? I don't think it does. Everyone seems to be enjoying trying to figure out the riddles right? No one has compalined. It's all in good fun.

Phat Bastard · Regular Plus

Plz... don't ever pull one of those "can't a spic be intelligent" ish ... first of all, Latinos don't refer to themselves as spics it is degrading.. as for all those riddles being passed down.. be honest.. three pages of them is a joke.. u know it's not all memorization, be honest with yourself, you googled and that's that.

BeAt KeePer wrote:

eh... can't a spic just be intelligent? welll with your assumptions i am guessing not but if you must know, just like fairly tales and myths it was passed on to me and i just happen to remeber them. stay ez

Daeveed · Foro Master

more....

BeAt KeePer · Guru

eh...

can't a spic just be intelligent? welll with your assumptions i am guessing not but if you must know, just like fairly tales and myths it was passed on to me and i just happen to remeber them.

stay ez

Phat Bastard · Regular Plus

LOL... WHERE DO U GET THESE RIDDLES??? DO U GOOGLE THEM TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK SMARTER IN FRONT OF THESE LADIES? HEH... YOU GOT ME LAUGHING THOUGH... JAJAJA

Ke Te Pika · Guru

Comprueba si logras leerlo sin equivocarte.

El gato así hizo.
El gato es hizo.
El gato como hizo.
El gato se hizo.
El gato mantiene hizo.
El gato a hizo.
El gato un hizo.
El gato idiota hizo.
El gato ocupado hizo.
El gato por hizo.
El gato cuarenta hizo.
El gato segundos hizo".

AHORA LEE SÓLO LA "TERCERA" PALABRA DE CADA UNA DE LAS
ORACIONES
Y... ¡NO
RESISTIRÁS LAS
GANAS DE REENVIARLO!!!!

confundida · Foro Master

BeAt KeePer wrote:

oh my you are giving me a cavity, you are right sweetness, you guys ready for the next one? Which clock works best, the one that loses a minute a day, or the one that doesn't work at all?

AS PER PHANTA!!!! DA CLOCK DAT DOESNT WORK CUZ IT STRIKES DA SAME TIME TWICE A DAY!!!!!

BeAt KeePer · Guru

oh my you are giving me a cavity, you are right sweetness, you guys ready for the next one?

Which clock works best, the one that loses a minute a day, or the one that doesn't work at all?

Sweetness · Guru

If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many wil you have?

The answer is you will have two.

BeAt KeePer · Guru

anyone who know, all participants are accepted

Sweetness · Guru

Oh! Oh! I know can I answer or is it just for fanta? This one is easy.

BeAt KeePer · Guru

this one is for you phanta, you like numbers eh?

If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many wil you have?

BeAt KeePer · Guru

Sweetness wrote:

A cigarette! am I right?

well gee golly! i believe you got it right, way a go, score one for sweetness and yes confu no more for you

confundida · Foro Master

Sweetness wrote:

A cigarette! am I right?

YEP!!!!! WHICH I DONT HAVE ANYMORE.....GGGRRRRRRR....NEEED SMOKE!!!!!!

Sweetness · Guru

A cigarette! am I right?

BeAt KeePer · Guru

alright well you were close the first time

the reason he cant be buried in the states is cause he is still LIVING in canada. this next some of you should know cause you guys have to deal with it, heres a hint..confu does it

I am slim and tall,
Many find me desirable and appealing.
They touch me and I give a false good feeling.
Once I shine in splendor,
But only once and then no more.
For many I am "to die for".

What am I?

Sweetness · Guru

he is buried in Canada? I don't know lol

BeAt KeePer · Guru

can you reprase that sweetness?

Sweetness · Guru

because he lives in Canada?

confundida · Foro Master

BeAt KeePer wrote:

ok... alright confu here is your chance to redem yourself, anyone else can answer if they know...its a bit easy.. Why can't jose hernandez, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?

CUZ HE IS MEXICAN!!!!!

BeAt KeePer · Guru

ok...

alright confu here is your chance to redem yourself, anyone else can answer if they know...its a bit easy..

Why can't jose hernandez, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?

confundida · Foro Master

BeAt KeePer wrote:

holly crap that hurt my head, no its duro's sister!

DURO HAS A SISTER?? I DIDNT KNOW THAT!!!!!!

BeAt KeePer · Guru

holly crap

that hurt my head, no its duro's sister!

confundida · Foro Master

BeAt KeePer wrote:

lol heres a huge hint, if you dont get then you really are confundida, there are memeber in a family then brothers

EL ABUELO? EL PADRE? CUñADO? EL PRIMO??

BeAt KeePer · Guru

lol

heres a huge hint, if you dont get then you really are confundida, there are memeber in a family then brothers

confundida · Foro Master

CUZ HE DIDNT KNOW???

HINT PLS!!!!!

BeAt KeePer · Guru

whos ready for round 2?

alright bois and gals the next riddle is just a mind teaser, lets see who gets it first, here goes

El Duro gives someone a dollar. El Duro is this person's brother, but the person is not El Duro's brother.

How can that be?

Adnim · Regular Plus

a bed?

Sweetness · Guru

Bye guys and girls. Have a good day.