mara wrote:

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what's next??? I'll be doing women.

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YEAH!!!!!

LGigolo wrote:

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No offence – but I had assumed you were a guy… my bad.
No BJ = not the end of the world, but us men generally like them!... there are sure many other ways to make up for it… satisfaction can be obtained in soooo many ways!

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I've never have someone hum on my balls, that sounds interesting.

do you ladies know what's the best song to hum?? aww forget it, I'd probably get distracted with the song and start playing the drums with my hands on her back or something....bad idea.

confundida wrote:

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   YEP SCARBOROUGH..........IM A FREAK BUT THERE LIMITS TO MY FREAKNESS........   @CHILE..... HE WANTED ME TO TIE HIM UP AND WHILE WE WERE DOING 69 HE WOULD TRY TO SHOVE A BANANA UP MY ASS..... AND DAT WERE I SMACK HIM..... OR ANOTHER TIME SINCE WE TALKED ABOUT EL BESO NEGRO HE WANTED ME TO SHOVE A WIENER AND THAT WAS DA LAST ITME I SAW HIM...... FORGET IT....MAN LAS COSAS......

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LMAO… After reading all this… I can say that I am sooooo lame!

mara wrote:

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I know I will be POUNDED by everyone over here...but...I DO NOT GIVE BLOW JOBS...i think they are disgusting, they make me want to throw up and I am probably not good at it since I don't usually do it. There goes my little opinion...and I do not feel deprived for not having such experience.

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No offence – but I had assumed you were a guy… my bad.

No BJ = not the end of the world, but us men generally like them!... there are sure many other ways to make up for it… satisfaction can be obtained in soooo many ways!

mara wrote:

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I know I will be POUNDED by everyone over here...but...I DO NOT GIVE BLOW JOBS...i think they are disgusting, they make me want to throw up and I am probably not good at it since I don't usually do it. There goes my little opinion...and I do not feel deprived for not having such experience.

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          NAW GIRL THATS JUST U WE ALL RESPECT THAT HERE! ITS UR OPINION BUT IM GUESSING U HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE WHEN U DID TRY IT BUT HEY ITS ALL IN U SO THATS COOL NO POUNDING!

confundida wrote:

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PERFORMANCE WISE NOT DA WISEST DONKEY IN DA BUNCH.....BUT FREAKY MAN.......HIS ON TOP OF MY BOOKS.....HE EVEN SCARED ME OFF.....AT ONE POINT I WAS LIKE ARE U CRAZY U, ME AND DAT!!!!!

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confundida wrote:

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Chilenita wrote: confundida wrote: GENIE wrote: confundida wrote: Chilenita wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: GENIE wrote: WHEN I HAD MINE MY BF AT THE TIME SAID NO DIFFE AND I TIRED ALL KINDA OF THINGS?? OHHHH there IS a difference...BIG one....either you were not that experienced @ the time...or he had a lazy D**k Yeah I had one and it does make a difference... CONFU...AY AY AY CONFU....you are toooooooooooooo funny!!!!  BALLS/TITS.....good feelings you know it just feels good I KNOW THAT...BUT SOME GUYS PREFFER WOMAN SQUEEZE THEM OR LICK THEM UNTIL THEY TURN BLUE..... I HAD SOME GUY ASK ME TO PUT HIS BALLS IN MY MOUTH AND BITE....I WAS LIKE ARE U SURE?? HE LIKE YEA!! I WAS AIGHT....BUT WHEN I DID DA MAN SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL.....I TOLD U..I KEPT SAYING TO HIM......           OMG CONFU IM DYING AT WORK UR NOT SUPPOSE TO BITE HARD MOR LIKE A NIBLE AND TIGHT FROM THERE NOT LIKE UR EATING STEAK LMAO!!!   I KNOW THAT, BUT HE WANTED ME TO BITE.....LIKE ACUTALLY BITE...... OMG confu so he might have been one of those dudes that like pain.  It's cool that you went along with it...hummmmm bite me till I scream...interesting.  I bet he was good in bed....was he good in bed?  He sounds freaky CONFU you beat everyone today.....BUFFY, Phanta, Daeveed YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST BY FAR   PERFORMANCE WISE NOT DA WISEST DONKEY IN DA BUNCH.....BUT FREAKY MAN.......HIS ON TOP OF MY BOOKS.....HE EVEN SCARED ME OFF.....AT ONE POINT I WAS LIKE ARE U CRAZY U, ME AND DAT!!!!!

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LMAO....u...me...and what CONFU finish the story now what did he want you to do?  OH boy this is good.

I like dudes that are a bit freaky but not like WACKO sicko freaky....

confundida wrote:

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 I KNOW THAT...BUT SOME GUYS PREFFER WOMAN SQUEEZE THEM OR LICK THEM UNTIL THEY TURN BLUE..

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confundida wrote:

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GENIE wrote: confundida wrote: Chilenita wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: GENIE wrote: WHEN I HAD MINE MY BF AT THE TIME SAID NO DIFFE AND I TIRED ALL KINDA OF THINGS?? OHHHH there IS a difference...BIG one....either you were not that experienced @ the time...or he had a lazy D**k Yeah I had one and it does make a difference... CONFU...AY AY AY CONFU....you are toooooooooooooo funny!!!!  BALLS/TITS.....good feelings you know it just feels good I KNOW THAT...BUT SOME GUYS PREFFER WOMAN SQUEEZE THEM OR LICK THEM UNTIL THEY TURN BLUE..... I HAD SOME GUY ASK ME TO PUT HIS BALLS IN MY MOUTH AND BITE....I WAS LIKE ARE U SURE?? HE LIKE YEA!! I WAS AIGHT....BUT WHEN I DID DA MAN SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL.....I TOLD U..I KEPT SAYING TO HIM......           OMG CONFU IM DYING AT WORK UR NOT SUPPOSE TO BITE HARD MOR LIKE A NIBLE AND TIGHT FROM THERE NOT LIKE UR EATING STEAK LMAO!!!   I KNOW THAT, BUT HE WANTED ME TO BITE.....LIKE ACUTALLY BITE......

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OMG confu so he might have been one of those dudes that like pain.  It's cool that you went along with it...hummmmm bite me till I scream...interesting.  I bet he was good in bed....was he good in bed?  He sounds freaky

CONFU you beat everyone today.....BUFFY, Phanta, Daeveed YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST BY FAR

confundida wrote:

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Chilenita wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: GENIE wrote: WHEN I HAD MINE MY BF AT THE TIME SAID NO DIFFE AND I TIRED ALL KINDA OF THINGS?? OHHHH there IS a difference...BIG one....either you were not that experienced @ the time...or he had a lazy D**k Yeah I had one and it does make a difference... CONFU...AY AY AY CONFU....you are toooooooooooooo funny!!!!  BALLS/TITS.....good feelings you know it just feels good I KNOW THAT...BUT SOME GUYS PREFFER WOMAN SQUEEZE THEM OR LICK THEM UNTIL THEY TURN BLUE..... I HAD SOME GUY ASK ME TO PUT HIS BALLS IN MY MOUTH AND BITE....I WAS LIKE ARE U SURE?? HE LIKE YEA!! I WAS AIGHT....BUT WHEN I DID DA MAN SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL.....I TOLD U..I KEPT SAYING TO HIM......

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confundida wrote:

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Chilenita wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: GENIE wrote: WHEN I HAD MINE MY BF AT THE TIME SAID NO DIFFE AND I TIRED ALL KINDA OF THINGS?? OHHHH there IS a difference...BIG one....either you were not that experienced @ the time...or he had a lazy D**k Yeah I had one and it does make a difference... CONFU...AY AY AY CONFU....you are toooooooooooooo funny!!!!  BALLS/TITS.....good feelings you know it just feels good I KNOW THAT...BUT SOME GUYS PREFFER WOMAN SQUEEZE THEM OR LICK THEM UNTIL THEY TURN BLUE..... I HAD SOME GUY ASK ME TO PUT HIS BALLS IN MY MOUTH AND BITE....I WAS LIKE ARE U SURE?? HE LIKE YEA!! I WAS AIGHT....BUT WHEN I DID DA MAN SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL.....I TOLD U..I KEPT SAYING TO HIM......

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OMG OMG OMG CONFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu why the fack are you sooooooooo funny!!!  OMG OMG OMG OMG

So you bit him?  Hummmm I don't bite....are you sure he said "put my balls in your mouth and bite?????  Are you sure he didn't say HUM?

Oh boy it's been a while since I laughed this hard

CONFU YOU ROCK!!!  I love you open mindedness

confundida wrote:

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Chilenita wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: GENIE wrote: WHEN I HAD MINE MY BF AT THE TIME SAID NO DIFFE AND I TIRED ALL KINDA OF THINGS?? OHHHH there IS a difference...BIG one....either you were not that experienced @ the time...or he had a lazy D**k Yeah I had one and it does make a difference... CONFU...AY AY AY CONFU....you are toooooooooooooo funny!!!!  BALLS/TITS.....good feelings you know it just feels good I KNOW THAT...BUT SOME GUYS PREFFER WOMAN SQUEEZE THEM OR LICK THEM UNTIL THEY TURN BLUE..... I HAD SOME GUY ASK ME TO PUT HIS BALLS IN MY MOUTH AND BITE....I WAS LIKE ARE U SURE?? HE LIKE YEA!! I WAS AIGHT....BUT WHEN I DID DA MAN SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL.....I TOLD U..I KEPT SAYING TO HIM......

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          OMG CONFU IM DYING AT WORK UR NOT SUPPOSE TO BITE HARD MOR LIKE A NIBLE AND TIGHT FROM THERE NOT LIKE UR EATING STEAK LMAO!!!

confundida wrote:

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OK HERE A QUESTION:   HOW COME SOME GUYS LIKE WITH GIRLS PLAY WITH THERE BALLS.....WTF IS DAT ALL ABOUT???

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         ITS JUST LIKE GIRLS THAT LIKE TO BE FINGERED OR GUYS GOING IN AND OUT AND PLAYING WITH THE CLITORIS ITS ALL AOBUT PLEASURE!

LGigolo wrote:

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angelita dulce wrote: GENIE - I hope you have realized what you've done! You have gotten all these foro men excited, they need a little more time before you start receiving some replies............ It's just a matter of minutes before LGigolo starts typing!!!LOL!! How did you know? … I already PMd her and she told me to fack off! LOL Damn, Am i starting to sound as perverted as Gitana? LOL

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LG....

MUST I REMIND YOU THAT YOU TURNED GITANA INTO THE PERV SHE IS NOW!!!

Bainaman wrote:

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Chilenita wrote: If I say I am the BLOW JOB MASTER will it make me look like a whore? Not really...... You can say you had A LOT of practice with one person

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You are a genius!  Well, I was in a super duper long term relationship and I practiced on him a lot  so yeah I am great at it if I do say so myself!

The key is to do other things while doing that.....touch other things while doing that....you know....I don't need to go on do I?

Yeah tounge action is key......you can't be too rough and you cant be too gentle......oh and always keep the muscles in your throat RELAXED - lol

I read all this in a book

GENIE wrote:

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WHEN I HAD MINE MY BF AT THE TIME SAID NO DIFFE AND I TIRED ALL KINDA OF THINGS??

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angelita dulce wrote:

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GENIE - I hope you have realized what you've done! You have gotten all these foro men excited, they need a little more time before you start receiving some replies............ It's just a matter of minutes before LGigolo starts typing!!!LOL!!

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        WELL EL FORO WAS KINDA BORING TODAY AND SINCE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT IT I THOUGHT I WOULD POST IT I MEAN ITS EDUCATIONS FOR THE VIRGINS OUT THERE

Chilenita wrote:

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If I say I am the BLOW JOB MASTER will it make me look like a whore?

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No, but it will make me want a sample of your expertise! LOL

McOSIRIS wrote:

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pierced tongue always helps...

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pierced tongue always helps...

Chilenita wrote:

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If I say I am the BLOW JOB MASTER will it make me look like a whore?

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see to believe...

GENIE wrote:

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OK LADIES MY GOOD FRIEND AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT BLOWJOBS AND HIM BEING A MALE ASKED ME IF I KNEW HOW TO GIVE ONE AND I SAID YES!! BUT THEN HE ASKED ME IF I KNOW HOW TO GIVE A GOOD BLOW JOB?? NOW THIS MADE ME THINK I HAVE NEVER BEEN TOLD I DONT GIVE A GOOD JOB  BUT.... HOW DO U TRULY KNOW IF U ARE GIVING A GOOD BLOWJOB?? GUYS IS IT A TURN OFF IF A GIRL DOESNT KNOW?? DO U TELL HER??  

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     I HAVE NEVER BEEN TOLD I DONT KNOW HOW TO BUT SOME EXS AND EVEN MY CURRENT ONE HAVE SAID U KNOW IF U DO THIS AND THAT IT MAKES IT FEEL BETTER SO I GUESS ITS ALL GOOD AND EVERY GUY LIKES SOMETHING NEW! RIGHT

BUT SO FAR NO COMPLAINTS NEVER BEEN TOLD I SUCK AT SUCKING