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HOW GOOD ARE U?? [36 vote(s)]

I BEEN TOLD I CAN SUCK
22.2%
I DONT KNOW IF IM GREAT BUT GOOD
5.6%
IM GOOOOOOOOD OH I KNOW
22.2%
I DONT THINK IM DOING IT RIGHT?
8.3%
I DONT GIVE BLOWJOBS
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IM STILL A VIRGIN AT THIS
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LGigolo wrote:

Ke Te Pika wrote: DOGO AND BAINA: NO MAMEN!!!!! FUCKERS!!!! But the thread IS about exactly THAT!!!
You just don't want to let this BLOW JOB thread go eh LGIG...you love it don't you

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Ke Te Pika wrote:

DOGO AND BAINA: NO MAMEN!!!!! FUCKERS!!!!

But the thread IS about exactly THAT!!!



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DOGO AND BAINA: NO MAMEN!!!!!

FUCKERS!!!!

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it really the best way to go

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Bonita wrote:

no but its true...for the girl it would be like putting a balloon in your mouth...my mama always told me not to put balloons in my mouth
That's why I suggested : Flavour COndoms, but of course if you like the real taste go for it as Nike says: Just do it.

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no she didn't...i did that on my own

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Bonita wrote:
no but its true...for the girl it would be like putting a balloon in your mouth...my mama always told me not to put balloons in my mouth


The question is, did she say anything about penises?

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Phantasma wrote:

pun intended...........ahahaha where is a rimshot sound effect when u need one!

 


hahahaha


 


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no but its true...for the girl it would be like putting a balloon in your mouth...my mama always told me not to put balloons in my mouth

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Bonita wrote:
blow jobs with a condom?!?!?!?!  that would suck for both parties involved...


No pun intended...........ahahaha


where is a rimshot sound effect when u need one!

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blow jobs with a condom?!?!?!?!  that would suck for both parties involved...

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ladybug the ke te blow job sounds good but yeah it must be with a banana!

Dont smoke weed and blow....another tip from Chilenita - lol I love talking in the third person

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IN LIGHT OF THE "KE TE PLIT".......

I WAS JUST THINKING...... IF CONFU GAVE A BJ TO A FROZEN BANANA.....

WOULD WE CALL IT THE "KE TE BLOW"

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lol

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buzzlightyear680 wrote:

damm you guys I guess I missed alot on friday................. a b/j with a comdom..............that doesn't sound too good I guess I just get one done and see how it feels.  
I picture -for the woman - it would be like licking a lollipop without taking the plastic wrapper off... and for the man - if she does it good, it will still feel like a BJ!

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damm you guys I guess I missed alot on friday.................


a b/j with a comdom..............that doesn't sound too good I guess I just get one done and see how it feels.


 



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Bainaman wrote:
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i love getting them...specilly when the girl is a tad drunk, she goes at it as if she's never seen one before! And yes ladies, i'm a giver too.

You give blow jobs?!?!?
Ke te Pika is gonna love you
 


nah bro! you misunderstood! i don't play for that team....i give.... i like my oysters raw!


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Bainaman wrote: Adnim wrote: i love getting them...specilly when the girl is a tad drunk, she goes at it as if she's never seen one before! And yes ladies, i'm a giver too. You give blow jobs?!?!? Ke te Pika is gonna love you   Ya, he'll prob change his name from "Ke Te Pika" to...... "Ke Te Chupa", lol!!!
LoL Funny $hit LoL

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Bainaman wrote:

Adnim wrote: i love getting them...specilly when the girl is a tad drunk, she goes at it as if she's never seen one before! And yes ladies, i'm a giver too. You give blow jobs?!?!? Ke te Pika is gonna love you  
  lol

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Adnim wrote: i love getting them...specilly when the girl is a tad drunk, she goes at it as if she's never seen one before! And yes ladies, i'm a giver too. You give blow jobs?!?!? Ke te Pika is gonna love you  


Ya, he'll prob change his name from "Ke Te Pika" to...... "Ke Te Chupa", lol!!!



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Adnim wrote:

i love getting them...specilly when the girl is a tad drunk, she goes at it as if she's never seen one before! And yes ladies, i'm a giver too.

You give blow jobs?!?!?


Ke te Pika is gonna love you


 



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i love getting them...specilly when the girl is a tad drunk, she goes at it as if she's never seen one before!

And yes ladies, i'm a giver too.


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gatita fiera wrote:

WELL WELL WELL I SEE WHAT I MISSED ON FRIDAY, well my opinion is that I promise myself that I will only do that to my future husband but I might still change my mind and not do it at all I think is GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS but hey for all those girls that do it POWER to you at least I guess u never have to worry if your man goes some where else(LOL)
That's not what i heard

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WELL WELL WELL I SEE WHAT I MISSED ON FRIDAY, well my opinion is that I promise myself that I will only do that to my future husband but I might still change my mind and not do it at all I think is GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS but hey for all those girls that do it POWER to you at least I guess u never have to worry if your man goes some where else(LOL)

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PERO BIEN KE TE GUTSA VA GITANA..... ( LA MENTE SUCIA FOR U PEOPLE TRYUIN TO TWIST MY WORDS)


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Ke Te Pika wrote:

MAYBE I SHOULD SPRINKLE SOME CINNAMON POWDER FOR SOME EXTRA FLAVOUR ON MY PIPI...

LMAO!!!!


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MAYBE I SHOULD SPRINKLE SOME CINNAMON POWDER FOR SOME EXTRA FLAVOUR ON MY PIPI...

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ZIPOTE wrote:

BRO I GOT TO TELL I OFFER SOME OF THOSE FLAVOUR CONDOMS TO MY FRIEND AND TO THIS DAY HE HAS NO COMPLAINTS IF U GO TO ANY SPANISH CLUB LOOK AROUND FOR CATRACHO NOT THE ONE IN HERE (KE TE ....) YOU CAN GET SOME 4 FREE OFF HIM.......... MAN TODABIA ESTOY CON LA BOCA ABIERTA Y RIENDOME NO SE SI PUEDA VER A LA CONFU A LA CARA DESPUES DE ESTA CLASE EN BJ..........QUE NOS ACABA DE OFRECER 

personal experince.......


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


it works



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torontotrucho wrote: try flavour condons. It makes a huge difference for some girls, they really don't mind if the guy wears it.   flavour condoms...always handy for the "unwilling" ones...

BRO I GOT TO TELL I OFFER SOME OF THOSE FLAVOUR CONDOMS TO MY FRIEND AND TO THIS DAY HE HAS NO COMPLAINTS


IF U GO TO ANY SPANISH CLUB LOOK AROUND FOR CATRACHO NOT THE ONE IN HERE (KE TE ....) YOU CAN GET SOME 4 FREE OFF HIM..........


MAN TODABIA ESTOY CON LA BOCA ABIERTA Y RIENDOME NO SE SI PUEDA VER A LA CONFU A LA CARA DESPUES DE ESTA CLASE EN BJ..........QUE NOS ACABA DE OFRECER 



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try flavour condons. It makes a huge difference for some girls, they really don't mind if the guy wears it.

 


flavour condoms...always handy for the "unwilling" ones...



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HERE A QUESTION FOR DA GUYS   HOW LONG SHOULD A BJ BE???? AND WAT ARE DA MUST IN A BJ ........... (EDUCATION PPL!!!!EDUCATION!!!!)

 DO everything you do when eating ice cream except bitting.  And also go up and down paying attention to the head, keep going up and down there and them cover as most length as possible, alternate between these steps. Don't forget to tongue  the way snakes move their tongues while caressing his balls. DOn't forget to also tonge the whole shaft.  NOt doing the whole shaft at all feels like cheating.




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mara wrote:

I know I will be POUNDED by everyone over here...but...I DO NOT GIVE BLOW JOBS...i think they are disgusting, they make me want to throw up and I am probably not good at it since I don't usually do it. There goes my little opinion...and I do not feel deprived for not having such experience.
MAra,try flavour condons. It makes a huge difference for some girls, they really don't mind if the guy wears it.

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OK IM GONNA SAY SOMETHING HERE AND I KNOW IMMA GET SOME HATE PM'S BUT!!

IM NOT TO FOND OF BLOWJOBS.... I HAVENT HAD TOO MANY EXPERIENCES WITH GIRLS SUCKING MY RUDE BOY...

NOW DONT GET ME WRONG,I'LL TRY CERTAIN THINGS WHEN IM WITH MY GIRL BUT LETTING HER GO DOWN ON ME IS KINDA SELDOM....

BUT I GUESS I CANT BE GREEDY.... I HAVE TO LET HER RETURN THE FAVOUR.... **AHEM AHEM**

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LADIES AND GENTELMAN IM OUT ENJOY UR BLOWJOBS WEATHER RECEIVING OR GIVING BYE AND HAVE AN AMAXZING WEEKEND!!!!!


 



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Pancho Cachondo wrote:

 I think we scared her..LMAO

no, I think she's on her way to Joker esco's to take him on the offer!


careful, Joker, there was no response to the question if she was born fem.... lol




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Pancho Cachondo wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote: chicasexy wrote: LGigolo wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: chicasexy wrote: confundida wrote: SWALLOWING CAUSES BAD BREATH SO WILL GO WITH SPITING!!!!!!!!!!   @JOKER   KE TE GUY!!!!! A wood woman HAD to swallow and Clean us with a warm towel. That is always appreciate it I am so confundido are u a woman or a man?? cause u talking like u are a guy but your nick it a girls nick?? that what I thought too... transsy? LOL @chicasexy: you male of female? female then girl give me a BJ swallow it and clean me up with a warm towel I think we scared her..LMAO
I think so LoL

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:

chicasexy wrote: LGigolo wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: chicasexy wrote: confundida wrote: SWALLOWING CAUSES BAD BREATH SO WILL GO WITH SPITING!!!!!!!!!!   @JOKER   KE TE GUY!!!!! A wood woman HAD to swallow and Clean us with a warm towel. That is always appreciate it I am so confundido are u a woman or a man?? cause u talking like u are a guy but your nick it a girls nick?? that what I thought too... transsy? LOL @chicasexy: you male of female? female then girl give me a BJ swallow it and clean me up with a warm towel
I think we scared her..LMAO

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chicasexy wrote:

 female
were u born a female??? (cuz u never know)

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chicasexy wrote:

LGigolo wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: chicasexy wrote: confundida wrote: SWALLOWING CAUSES BAD BREATH SO WILL GO WITH SPITING!!!!!!!!!!   @JOKER   KE TE GUY!!!!! A wood woman HAD to swallow and Clean us with a warm towel. That is always appreciate it I am so confundido are u a woman or a man?? cause u talking like u are a guy but your nick it a girls nick?? that what I thought too... transsy? LOL @chicasexy: you male of female? female
then girl give me a BJ swallow it and clean me up with a warm towel

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LGigolo wrote:
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chicasexy wrote: confundida wrote: SWALLOWING CAUSES BAD BREATH SO WILL GO WITH SPITING!!!!!!!!!!   @JOKER   KE TE GUY!!!!! A wood woman HAD to swallow and Clean us with a warm towel. That is always appreciate it I am so confundido are u a woman or a man?? cause u talking like u are a guy but your nick it a girls nick??

that what I thought too... transsy? LOL
@chicasexy: you male of female?


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Pancho Cachondo wrote:

You mean a chick with a Dick ? LMAO
or a dick w/ a chick... either one

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McOSIRIS wrote:

Dual sex perhaps???

 


You mean a chick with a Dick ? LMAO



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chicasexy wrote: confundida wrote: SWALLOWING CAUSES BAD BREATH SO WILL GO WITH SPITING!!!!!!!!!!   @JOKER   KE TE GUY!!!!! A wood woman HAD to swallow and Clean us with a warm towel. That is always appreciate it I am so confundido are u a woman or a man?? cause u talking like u are a guy but your nick it a girls nick??

that what I thought too... transsy? LOL


@chicasexy: you male of female?



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confundida wrote: SWALLOWING CAUSES BAD BREATH SO WILL GO WITH SPITING!!!!!!!!!!   @JOKER   KE TE GUY!!!!! A wood woman HAD to swallow and Clean us with a warm towel. That is always appreciate it
I am so confundido are u a woman or a man?? cause u talking like u are a guy but your nick it a girls nick??

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confundida wrote: SWALLOWING CAUSES BAD BREATH SO WILL GO WITH SPITING!!!!!!!!!!   @JOKER   KE TE GUY!!!!! A wood woman HAD to swallow and Clean us with a warm towel. That is always appreciate it
a wood woman ? WTF is that is that a Fetish ?

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SWALLOWING CAUSES BAD BREATH SO WILL GO WITH SPITING!!!!!!!!!!
 
@JOKER
 
KE TE GUY!!!!!


A wood woman HAD to swallow and Clean us with a warm towel. That is always appreciate it

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GENIE wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote: confundida wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: confundida wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: confundida wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: LGigolo wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: confundida wrote: BUT GUYS U HAVE TO ADMIT THE BEST BJ ARE WHEN U ARE DRIVING.........   LG..... SH!T U LIKE UR BJ WITH TACOS?? U DO LIKE DA HARD SHELLS OR DA SOFT SHELLS?? I don't drink so I don't know, But the best I had was when I am drinking and getting a Bj Is the best...... You don’t drink but the best ones is when you are drinking??? You sound like KONFU… or estas borracho, bro? LMAO Damn I think I got the confu symdrom LoL   KE TE GUY!!!! KE TE!!!!!! KE TE QUE PARECE.... EL QUE? EL CONFU SYNDROME....... ESTA BIEN KE TE...        OK STOP THE KE TES HOW LONG SHOULD IT LAST = AS LONG AS U WANT TO GIVE IT TO HIM!!! IT AINT HIS OPTION UNLESS UR OUT OF COMMISSION THEN ITS UNTILL HE BURST!! THAT MAKES ME ASK DO U SWALLOW OR SPIT?? I SPIT NO SWALLOWING HERE!!! AND REP I VOTED : I BEEN TOLD I CAN SUCK


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GENIE wrote:

LMAO ONLY CUZ OF THAT IM SORRY BUT IN THE BED YO MANDO!!!

I don’t mind playing the SUB role! LOL



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GENIE wrote: HOW LONG SHOULD IT LAST = AS LONG AS U WANT TO GIVE IT TO HIM!!! IT AINT HIS OPTION UNLESS UR OUT OF COMMISSION THEN ITS UNTILL HE BURST!! THAT MAKES ME ASK DO U SWALLOW OR SPIT?? I SPIT NO SWALLOWING HERE!!! AND REP I VOTED : I BEEN TOLD I CAN SUCK I like you Genie!  
            LMAO ONLY CUZ OF THAT IM SORRY BUT IN THE BED YO MANDO!!!

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SWALLOWING CAUSES BAD BREATH SO WILL GO WITH SPITING!!!!!!!!!!


 


@JOKER


 


KE TE GUY!!!!!



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