Ever got caught sleeping at work??

Ke Te Pika · Guru

RE: Ever got caught sleeping at work??

mara · Senior Member

I've never fallen sleep at work, I day dream a lot though...

Yeap, I day dream that I have a better job

GENIE · Foro Master

AT MY OLD JOB I USED TO DO THIS ALL THE TIME SO I TOLDTHEM I HAD THAT SLEEPING DISORDER NARCALEPSY LOL WORKED LIKE A CHARM THEN I QUIT

angelita dulce · Foro Master

I got caught once sleeping at work, i wish i knew these excuses before. All i said was, "thanks for waking me up or else who knows what time i would have woken up!" I never got fired, not even in trouble!!!

-- Edited by angelita dulce at 14:22, 2005-10-14

LaDyBuG · Comandante

#10 sounds reasonable

TV Buff · TOP Guru

I am definitely going to start using # 1, 2 and 3, especially # 1!!!!!

angelita dulce · Foro Master

TEN things to say when caught sleeping @ your desk!

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about
in the time management course you sent me to!"

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout.
You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured
out how to handle that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Dammit! Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot again!"

AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get
caught sleeping at your desk.......

1. Raise your head slowly and say,

"....forever and ever, Amen."