Turn Ons, Turn Offs By Horoscopes Signs

Alex Bello · Guru

RE: Turn Ons, Turn Offs By Horoscopes Signs

PRECIOSA · Guru

Alex Bello wrote:

PRECIOSA wrote: Alex Bello wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: @ GITANA AND AB GUYS...GUYS...GUYS... I'M MARRIED WITH 12 KIDS...!!! @ AB CAN I BRING THEM TOO...??? PLAYIN...!!! FEED YOU CAKE...??? WHOOOHOOO-- Edited by PRECIOSA at 14:39, 2005-10-13 Click on the picture and read preciosa jejeje OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I THINK I'M IN LOVE...!!! ok don't scare me now jejeje it's only a fun date, movie, eat, bar and huuuuuu eat again jejeje.

LMAO...!!!

HA HA HA...!!!

KIDDING...!!!

Alex Bello · Guru

PRECIOSA wrote:

Alex Bello wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: @ GITANA AND AB GUYS...GUYS...GUYS... I'M MARRIED WITH 12 KIDS...!!! @ AB CAN I BRING THEM TOO...??? PLAYIN...!!! FEED YOU CAKE...??? WHOOOHOOO-- Edited by PRECIOSA at 14:39, 2005-10-13 Click on the picture and read preciosa jejeje OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I THINK I'M IN LOVE...!!!

ok don't scare me now jejeje it's only a fun date, movie, eat, bar and huuuuuu eat again jejeje.

Gitana · Foro Master

LOVE IS IN THE AIR

PRECIOSA AND AB.... IN LOVE!!!!

-- Edited by Gitana at 15:00, 2005-10-13

PRECIOSA · Guru

Alex Bello wrote:

PRECIOSA wrote: @ GITANA AND AB GUYS...GUYS...GUYS... I'M MARRIED WITH 12 KIDS...!!! @ AB CAN I BRING THEM TOO...??? PLAYIN...!!! FEED YOU CAKE...??? WHOOOHOOO-- Edited by PRECIOSA at 14:39, 2005-10-13 Click on the picture and read preciosa jejeje

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I THINK I'M IN LOVE...!!!

Alex Bello · Guru

Gitana wrote:

Alex Bello wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: @ GITANA AND AB GUYS...GUYS...GUYS... I'M MARRIED WITH 12 KIDS...!!! @ AB CAN I BRING THEM TOO...??? PLAYIN...!!! FEED YOU CAKE...??? WHOOOHOOO-- Edited by PRECIOSA at 14:39, 2005-10-13 Click on the picture and read preciosa jejeje OMG......... THAT IS SO CUTE!!!! DAMN I WOULD SAY YES RIGHT AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!

jejejejejeje ves que si soy timido.

mama said girls are the devil so i keep it shy and away. lol

AB.......

-- Edited by Alex Bello at 14:51, 2005-10-13

Gitana · Foro Master

Alex Bello wrote:

PRECIOSA wrote: @ GITANA AND AB GUYS...GUYS...GUYS... I'M MARRIED WITH 12 KIDS...!!! @ AB CAN I BRING THEM TOO...??? PLAYIN...!!! FEED YOU CAKE...??? WHOOOHOOO-- Edited by PRECIOSA at 14:39, 2005-10-13 Click on the picture and read preciosa jejeje

OMG......... THAT IS SO CUTE!!!!

DAMN I WOULD SAY YES RIGHT AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex Bello · Guru

PRECIOSA wrote:

@ GITANA AND AB GUYS...GUYS...GUYS... I'M MARRIED WITH 12 KIDS...!!! @ AB CAN I BRING THEM TOO...??? PLAYIN...!!! FEED YOU CAKE...??? WHOOOHOOO-- Edited by PRECIOSA at 14:39, 2005-10-13

Click on the picture and read preciosa jejeje

Gitana · Foro Master

@ PRECIOSA.....

FOR A SHY GUY HE SURE HAS QUITE AN IMAGINATION.....

CAKE, FEEDING....HMMMM THAT WILL LEAD TO LOTS OF FUN!!!!!!!!

PRECIOSA · Guru

@ GITANA AND AB

GUYS...GUYS...GUYS...

I'M MARRIED WITH 12 KIDS...!!!

@ AB

CAN I BRING THEM TOO...???

PLAYIN...!!!

FEED YOU CAKE...??? WHOOOHOOO

-- Edited by PRECIOSA at 14:39, 2005-10-13

Gitana · Foro Master

@ AB.....

WE'LL SEE WHAT PRECIOSA HAS TO SAY ABOUT THAT.... AFTER YOUR DATE!!!

Alex Bello · Guru

Gitana wrote:

@ PRECIOSA & AB HURRY UP AND SET UP THAT DATE.... @ AB GOOD LUCK TRYING TO GET THINGS YOUR WAY.... REMEMBER.... YOU HAVE TO FEED HER FIRST!!!! @ PRECIOSA YOU'LL HAVE FUN WITH AB.... APPARENTLY HE SAYS HE'S A SHY GUY!!! GO FIGURE!!!

jejej no jokes to that, i am shy.

brave when writing but shy in person.

AB.........

Alex Bello · Guru

PRECIOSA wrote:

@ ALEX BELLO THAT MAKES TWO OF US...!!!

jejeje fine let's see, Preciosa do you eat arros con pollo? jejejeje ohh i forgot the frijoles with a nice salad on the side.

If yes let me know the day and i'll tell you the place and time jejejeje.

so i can watch you make the cake and feed it to me at the same time jejejeje.

AB........

Gitana · Foro Master

@ PRECIOSA & AB

HURRY UP AND SET UP THAT DATE....

@ AB

GOOD LUCK TRYING TO GET THINGS YOUR WAY....

REMEMBER.... YOU HAVE TO FEED HER FIRST!!!!

@ PRECIOSA

YOU'LL HAVE FUN WITH AB.... APPARENTLY HE SAYS HE'S A SHY GUY!!!

GO FIGURE!!!

PRECIOSA · Guru

@ ALEX BELLO

THAT MAKES TWO OF US...!!!

Alex Bello · Guru

PRECIOSA wrote:

Alex Bello wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: @ ALEX BELLO PSSST...CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING...??? WHEN OUR FIRST DATE IS NEAR... YOU BETTER BE READY...!!! jejeej why are we going out on a date? solo tengo que poner la carita de gatito consentido como el de Shrick 2 y me diras ya ya papito tenga ponga mano pero no se me ponga asi de triste. jejejeej AB..... LMAO...!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK...!!!

jejeje i normaly get my ways jejeje at lease 90% of the times, so we will see.

AB......

PRECIOSA · Guru

Alex Bello wrote:

PRECIOSA wrote: @ ALEX BELLO PSSST...CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING...??? WHEN OUR FIRST DATE IS NEAR... YOU BETTER BE READY...!!! jejeej why are we going out on a date? solo tengo que poner la carita de gatito consentido como el de Shrick 2 y me diras ya ya papito tenga ponga mano pero no se me ponga asi de triste. jejejeej AB.....

LMAO...!!!

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK...!!!

Alex Bello · Guru

PRECIOSA wrote:

@ ALEX BELLO PSSST...CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING...??? WHEN OUR FIRST DATE IS NEAR... YOU BETTER BE READY...!!!

jejeej why are we going out on a date?

solo tengo que poner la carita de gatito consentido como el de Shrick 2 y me diras ya ya papito tenga ponga mano pero no se me ponga asi de triste. jejejeej

AB.....

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

@PRECIOSA:
you are a cancer preciosa, 4 me is not true maybe just 30% but most of it nop,

[b/]

PRECIOSA · Guru

@ ALEX BELLO

PSSST...CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING...???

WHEN OUR FIRST DATE IS NEAR...

YOU BETTER BE READY...!!!

PRECIOSA · Guru

@ GITANA

OH MY THAT IS SO TRUE...!!!

WHOOOOOOHOOOOOO

CAN'T WAIT...!!!

Alex Bello · Guru

PRECIOSA wrote:

Cancer: (June 21 - July 22)Intimacy for Cancer happens when they feel safe, nurtured, and protected. Demonstrate that you are a good listener and trustworthy partner by staying attentive and not crossing any boundaries before you get permission to do so. Most importantly, make sure that your Cancerian date is well-fed before you try to slip them into the bedroom. COULDN'T SAY IT BETTER MYSELF...!!! @ JOKER ESCO I AM A CANCER AND IT IS TRUE...!!!

I see myself getting stap around with a cancer date jejejeje but sounds good, we guys love being told "que tu haces? Not yet, good things are worth waiting for asi que calmate jejeje.

AB.....

Gitana · Foro Master

@ PRECIOSA......

Most importantly, make sure that your Cancerian date is well-fed before you try to slip them into the bedroom.

TOO FUNNY!!!!

Salsera de Corazon · TOP Guru

Alex Bello wrote:

Hey do you guys see a trend here, for all the ladies this is perfect but for us guys is kind of off. apuesto que fue un marica que escribio esto. ok ok wait before anyone says anything , i did not write this it was only a copy and paste just in case. yo soy derecho como un tronco. lol AB....

I don't know about all the ladies but it didn't work for me, and I AM A LADY

PRECIOSA · Guru

Cancer:
(June 21 - July 22)
Intimacy for Cancer happens when they feel safe, nurtured, and protected. Demonstrate that you are a good listener and trustworthy partner by staying attentive and not crossing any boundaries before you get permission to do so. Most importantly, make sure that your Cancerian date is well-fed before you try to slip them into the bedroom.

COULDN'T SAY IT BETTER MYSELF...!!!

@ JOKER ESCO

I AM A CANCER AND IT IS TRUE...!!!

Alex Bello · Guru

Hey do you guys see a trend here, for all the ladies this is perfect but for us guys is kind of off.

apuesto que fue un marica que escribio esto.

ok ok wait before anyone says anything , i did not write this it was only a copy and paste just in case. yo soy derecho como un tronco. lol

AB....

Salsera de Corazon · TOP Guru

Libra:
(September 23 - October 22)
Remember that Libras don't like to make the first move. To turn them on, you need to initiate the activity when you sense that it is time to take the next step. If you don't, that next step probably will never happen. Once you get there, dwell on your Libra's lower back for a while. Soft rubs and kisses in that sensitive area go a long way.

I am a Libra and this not really true, maybe a 20%

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

I am cancer and is so not true.............[b/]

QUE chula LINDA · Guru

Capricorn:
(December 22 - January 19)

You better have yourself well put-together if you plan on getting to the heart of a Capricorn. They get turned on by those who are stable and hardworking, as well as sensitive. Remember that they are cautious so don't try to push things too far on the first date. Show them that you are responsible and mature enough to have a conversation about birth control and STD's as soon as you start to get intimate.

MINE IS SO RIGHT ON

Chilenita · Comandante

Alex Bello wrote:

Taurus: (April 20 - May 20)These folks can't resist a good shoulder and neck rub. They are sensual, tactile, and appreciate the finer things in life. If you're daring, you could suggest a first or second date at a day spa. Spring for a massage and a body scrub for each of you. If you have a hot tub in your backyard, be sure to invite your Taurus over after your next outing. Events will quickly move from the backyard to the bedroom.

yep yep yep!

Alex Bello · Guru

Taurus:
(April 20 - May 20)
These folks can't resist a good shoulder and neck rub. They are sensual, tactile, and appreciate the finer things in life. If you're daring, you could suggest a first or second date at a day spa. Spring for a massage and a body scrub for each of you. If you have a hot tub in your backyard, be sure to invite your Taurus over after your next outing. Events will quickly move from the backyard to the bedroom.

Mine is all wrong, i dont think we would make it half way to the hot tub, it would be more like Mami creo que el hot tub seria mejor para calmar los musculos despues de una buena palisa.

ya se como piensan las mujeres en este foro mejor me quedo callado y mantengo mi R E P U T A C I O N de angelito bueno. LOL

AB.....

-- Edited by Alex Bello at 11:23, 2005-10-13

chica wow · Guru

Gemini:
(May 21 - June 20)
Turn-ons for a Gemini include nothing more than a lively conversation. Show off your debate skills on just about any subject and you will have them eating out of your hand. Be quick, witty, and stay on your toes. They are attracted to those who can keep up with them mentally so don't let down your guard. Keep them talking and they'll be ready to move to second base sooner than you think.

This is so true...I'm not sure about second base...it's more like third base

McOSIRIS · Comandante

"Sagittarius:
(November 22 - December 21)
When trying to woo a Sag, tell the truth. Don't play mind games with the Archer ? they don't have time for it. Sagittarians are deep thinkers who feel more intimate with their lover when a strong spiritual connection is present. Also remember that they like their freedom so don't take it personally when they ask you to leave early on the morning after."

Holy Shitness!!!...it's true

Gitana · Foro Master

Sagittarius:
(November 22 - December 21)
When trying to woo a Sag, tell the truth. Don't play mind games with the Archer ? they don't have time for it. Sagittarians are deep thinkers who feel more intimate with their lover when a strong spiritual connection is present. Also remember that they like their freedom so don't take it personally when they ask you to leave early on the morning after.

I AGREE WITH THIS 100%

Alex Bello · Guru

Aries:
(March 21 - April 19)
Tennis anyone? How about a nice hike through the woods? Perhaps you should invite your Aries friend to join you for a camping trip. The Ram is athletic and competitive. Seduction starts with some sort of outdoor adventure. Entice their active spirit and their heart will start pumping in more ways than one! Have your first kiss under a tree or in a tent - the fireworks will explode.

Taurus:
(April 20 - May 20)
These folks can't resist a good shoulder and neck rub. They are sensual, tactile, and appreciate the finer things in life. If you're daring, you could suggest a first or second date at a day spa. Spring for a massage and a body scrub for each of you. If you have a hot tub in your backyard, be sure to invite your Taurus over after your next outing. Events will quickly move from the backyard to the bedroom.

Gemini:
(May 21 - June 20)
Turn-ons for a Gemini include nothing more than a lively conversation. Show off your debate skills on just about any subject and you will have them eating out of your hand. Be quick, witty, and stay on your toes. They are attracted to those who can keep up with them mentally so don't let down your guard. Keep them talking and they'll be ready to move to second base sooner than you think.

Cancer:
(June 21 - July 22)
Intimacy for Cancer happens when they feel safe, nurtured, and protected. Demonstrate that you are a good listener and trustworthy partner by staying attentive and not crossing any boundaries before you get permission to do so. Most importantly, make sure that your Cancerian date is well-fed before you try to slip them into the bedroom.

Leo:
(July 23 - August 22)
The simple but effective way of winning the heart of a Leo is to tell them how wonderful they are. Pour it on thick and steady and don't stop when you've reached the bedroom. Knowing that they are loved and admired will cause them to unleash their fire and shower you with physical affection. Lovemaking with a Lion should be dramatic, creative, loud, and boisterous. Let down your inhibitions and have fun.

Virgo:
(August 23 - September 22)
Remember that you are dealing with an extra sensitive Virgin here, despite how they may come across on the outside. Be sure to avoid any comments that could be interpreted as critical remarks. Your Virgo date is already hard enough on him or herself without your offhanded remark about their choice in dessert. Reassurance in all forms helps your Virgo feel safe enough to take the next step.

Libra:
(September 23 - October 22)
Remember that Libras don't like to make the first move. To turn them on, you need to initiate the activity when you sense that it is time to take the next step. If you don't, that next step probably will never happen. Once you get there, dwell on your Libra's lower back for a while. Soft rubs and kisses in that sensitive area go a long way.

Scorpio:
(October 23 - November 21)
By nature, Scorpios are the most sexual sign of the zodiac, so it doesn't take much to turn them on. Just know that they like to be in control, so let them have it. Nothing turns them off faster than you taking charge and telling them how to run their show. Be sensitive and attentive. Whatever you do, don't let your eyes wander for a second or your Scorpio will sting you for it.

Sagittarius:
(November 22 - December 21)
When trying to woo a Sag, tell the truth. Don't play mind games with the Archer ? they don't have time for it. Sagittarians are deep thinkers who feel more intimate with their lover when a strong spiritual connection is present. Also remember that they like their freedom so don't take it personally when they ask you to leave early on the morning after.

Capricorn:
(December 22 - January 19)
You better have yourself well put-together if you plan on getting to the heart of a Capricorn. They get turned on by those who are stable and hardworking, as well as sensitive. Remember that they are cautious so don't try to push things too far on the first date. Show them that you are responsible and mature enough to have a conversation about birth control and STD's as soon as you start to get intimate.

Aquarius:
(January 20 - February 18)
Be ready for a surprise! Aquarians are unique individuals. They don't do things the usual way so be prepared to try something new. Role-playing may be a way for them to express themselves sexually. To turn these folks on, demonstrate your willingness to experiment in the bedroom. Be flexible and be open to the fact that they may have another romance on the side.

Pisces:
(February 19 - March 20)
Warm up your Pisces with a good foot rub. Be sure to go all-out with scented massage oil to really do it up right. Pisces are a sensitive breed who need to feel emotionally safe before they can feel intimately safe. Check in with your Fish regularly to see how they are feeling. Your Pisces may be swimming in deep waters, and may not reveal things until you ask.

AB.....