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I just learned that it's NOT TRUE that coughing vigorously will save you if you're having a heart attack.



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I learned today, by reading one of the threads, that not only do I not speak/read/understand eye-talian, but that I don't want to.


I also learned that I'm quite fluent in the other language Ke Te Pika speaks. But he's the master at that one. No competition there 



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I learned that.....


Warning ridges on the shoulder of a highway really do work


Not only to keep you awake, but to frighten the crap out of you.



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i learned that u should not mix beer and smirnoff ice....espeicially when u have to work at 9 am the next morning,.,,,

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I just found out that Argentinians (except Confu, Mara Candela and... errrr, who else?) just plain suck in every way.   Ok, when I said Argentinians I only had Dogo in mind.


<whispering> fea!



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I just found out that Argentinians (except Confu, Mara Candela and... errrr, who else?) just plain suck in every way.


 


Ok, when I said Argentinians I only had Dogo in mind.



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OMG.................you two kill me!!LOL!!

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I just learned that Mexicans can be very vengeful, they kinda suck that way      


(lol!)



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I just learned that dogs only liked to be bathed once a week. Preferably on a Monday.

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I just learned that apparently there's a large jewish community in Mexico

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Julie wrote:


See you on the yellow line then

I hope you don't pull the ringbell before the STOP....

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Julie wrote: Will you be up and ready early enogh though ?     I'm UP all day sweety...

See you on the yellow line then

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I just learned that my chances of getting "some" are better in the subway!.........Julies subway! LOL!!!

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Julie wrote:


Will you be up and ready early enogh though ?  


 


I'm UP all day sweety...



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Julie wrote: Well I will tell you more tomorrow after my daily morning comute   OK. Actually, you might be right. I don't really take the subway here but when I was in Mexico City that was actually something I did think about. And now I guess that every time I get on the subway, that will be my first thought. No sé si reprochártelo o agradecértelo.  

Reprocharmelo, I don't think so ? Oye, pensar en sexo el el Metro del D.F, eso si, es toda una aventura

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Well I will tell you more tomorrow after my daily morning comute  


OK. Actually, you might be right. I don't really take the subway here but when I was in Mexico City that was actually something I did think about. And now I guess that every time I get on the subway, that will be my first thought. No sé si reprochártelo o agradecértelo.  



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Julie wrote: Today I learned that 42 percent of women think about sex while traveling on a subway, compared to only 22 percent of male passengers.     what bus do u take in the morning????


Will you be up and ready early enogh though ?


 



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Today I learned that 42 percent of women think about sex while traveling on a subway, compared to only 22 percent of male passengers.  


 


what bus do u take in the morning????



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Julie wrote: Today I learned that 42 percent of women think about sex while traveling on a subway, compared to only 22 percent of male passengers.   Today I learned that 69% of all statistics are made up on the spot. So Julie... 42%, eh? Are you sure?  


Well I will tell you more tomorrow after my daily morning comute


 



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Today I learned that 42 percent of women think about sex while traveling on a subway, compared to only 22 percent of male passengers.  


Today I learned that 69% of all statistics are made up on the spot. So Julie... 42%, eh? Are you sure?


 



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Today I learned that 42 percent of women think about sex while traveling on a subway, compared to only 22 percent of male passengers.  

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Confesiones wrote: today i learned that jew people get more holidays than catholics!!sh1!t!!   yeah no **** confu....try working in an office full of jews...guess who gets to work alone through all the high holidays (major jewish holidays) that last like 3 months... LA PELOTUDA DE MARA!!! damn it! I'm converting...

jajaja, good luck on with this

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today i learned that jew people get more holidays than catholics!!sh1!t!!


 


yeah no **** confu....try working in an office full of jews...guess who gets to work alone through all the high holidays (major jewish holidays) that last like 3 months...


LA PELOTUDA DE MARA!!!


damn it!


I'm converting...



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What NEW thing did you learn today? If every day goes by and you don't learn anything new...you are not growing as a person....at least not mentally... LOL Post your new revelation and we can all learn something new... EX: Today I learned that you actually have to lubricate under the spinning band of a treadmill with a special lotion every 5 months, in order for it not to burn out.....


Rrrreeeeally? Where do you get it though? I'm using the treadmill quite regularly now that it's too cold out.



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I learned not to trust everyone....



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I've learned that noddle soup comes very handy when you have the munchies....


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Did you guys know that we have an abbreviations thread?  LOL


Please make your way down the foro to the left and enter....LOL



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I learned that W.O.P (term used to describe italians) stands for With Out Passport.

Do you know what SPIC stand for? I think I do but I'd like to confirm.

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Today I learned that even someone with a bad credit can still apply and get a credit card....



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Confesiones wrote:


today i learned that jew people get more holidays than catholics!!sh1!t!!


Of course.  They just finished celebrating Rosh Hashanah (Jewish New Year) and on the 13th they will celebrate Yom Kippur (highest holiday in the jewish calendar)


I learned that W.O.P (term used to describe italians) stands for With Out Passport.



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Today I've learned that I better learn how to cook before I starv to death!!!!

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i learned some words in jamaica... a nd learned how to dance reggea.... and yeah... the most important thing i learned How to give my heart a SECOND CHANCE...



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today i learned that jew people get more holidays than catholics!!
sh1!t!!











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McOSIRIS wrote: TV Buff wrote: Fito rocks. And so does DJ Prieto...     Yeah...my grandma makes the best empanadas... I was gonna make a joke in bad taste, but I rather not. I'm going to respect McPerson here and his grandma's empanadas. I learned we should show respect for foro members' grandmothers and their empanadas.


It wasn't really true...my grandmas empanadas suck ...I just said it to lower the profile of the thread...thanks 4 caring anyways



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TV Buff wrote: Fito rocks. And so does DJ Prieto...     Yeah...my grandma makes the best empanadas...


I was gonna make a joke in bad taste, but I rather not. I'm going to respect McPerson here and his grandma's empanadas.


I learned we should show respect for foro members' grandmothers and their empanadas.



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Prieto eh lol, your right i did learn something new, a new joke for today, thanks


(just joking around)



-- Edited by BeAt KeePer at 14:32, 2005-10-04

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TV Buff wrote:


Fito rocks. And so does DJ Prieto...  


 


Yeah...my grandma makes the best empanadas...



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@McOsiris, ok i know but wot at what? @Tv Buff, useless but new, got something for me to learn today?


Fito rocks. And so does DJ Prieto...


 



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@McOsiris, ok i know but wot at what?


@Tv Buff, useless but new, got something for me to learn today?



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BeAt KeePer wrote:


McOSIRIS wrote:   WOT!!!!!!!! what?


 


WOT = British pronunciation of "what"...



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ok TV Buff is intelligent even outside the realm of the moving picture box and (this ones for you TV Buff) Phoebe (from the tv show friends) once married a gay canadian figure skater named duncan, impressed?

Not bad, not bad... It makes up for the china/japan screw up. You made me learn something new today. Totally useless, but new nevertheless.

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McOSIRIS wrote:


  WOT!!!!!!!!

what?

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ok TV Buff is intelligent even outside the realm of the moving picture box and (this ones for you TV Buff) Phoebe (from the tv show friends) once married a gay canadian figure skater named duncan, impressed?


 


WOT!!!!!!!!



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BeAt KeePer wrote: speaking of sushi jajaja did you guys know that If the population of China walked passed you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction? and i thought us latinos were overly reproductive   I learned that BeatKeeper's not aware that Sushi is Japanese, so his association of Sushi with the chinese comment does not apply here.


boom!


thats right i am busted, jajaja, nah i guess i thought i would be ignorant and just group china and japan as all asian, it was all for laughs but the buff of TV caught red handed. alright lets what i've learned today...


ok TV Buff is intelligent even outside the realm of the moving picture box and (this ones for you TV Buff) Phoebe (from the tv show friends) once married a gay canadian figure skater named duncan, impressed?



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TV Buff wrote:


I learned that BeatKeeper's not aware that Sushi is Japanese, so his association of Sushi with the chinese comment does not apply here.


 


LOL...busted!!!!



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speaking of sushi jajaja did you guys know that If the population of China walked passed you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction? and i thought us latinos were overly reproductive  

I learned that BeatKeeper's not aware that Sushi is Japanese, so his association of Sushi with the chinese comment does not apply here.

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This fact can be useful for some members... One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers-they saw it as competition...


I hate cotton!!!


Let's boicot it.



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Today I learned that there is such thing as a "promoter's license"

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McOSIRIS wrote:


This fact can be useful for some members... One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers-they saw it as competition...

damn cotton growers!!!

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McOSIRIS wrote:


This fact can be useful for some members... One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers-they saw it as competition...

but I guess it only applies to the States...

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