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Today I learned que doguito habla!!! (but apparently only to preciosa)



ONLY IN HEBREW TOO...



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Today I learned que doguito habla!!! (but apparently only to preciosa)

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Why do you think people who take up jogging lose like 10 lbs in the first few weeks? First they lose excess water and on top of that, they're shaking all the sh*t that's been sitting in the intestines down to their bowels and then bombs away!!!!  


So what you're trying to say is that they are "SHIT-SHAKERS"?


 



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  Last night I was reading about Slavery, mainly the African Slave Trade. Some of you may already know this but to me it was new and it surprised me that I didn't know this before. Liberia - Derived from the Latin word liber ("Free") - Is a reference to the return of Freed American Slaves conducted by the American Colonization Society who founded the colony on the coast of West Africa in 1820. The "free" black Americans were transported there in an effort to remove them from the United States after more than 400 years of slavery.  



Is it lame to quote myself? LOL Anyway... I was just thinking about this. How much did this suck? Of course the whole Slave Trade idea sucks per se but I mean...
These were the children of the children of the children of the children of those first slaves. They were born in America and for better or for worse that's the only life they knew. And here comes America to the rescue and dumps them off in a land they don't even know. Ok, you're free now, go!  
Pffffffft thanks for the "favour"! Ridiculous!  -- Edited by Lahtina at 19:47, 2006-01-06



I like that, you say "here come America to the rescue", isn't that a bit of an oximoron. I mean, they can't even get things right in their own back yard yet they are always trying to "rescue" the world from something or somebody. To them, there is always a legitimate reason why they have army bases and troops everywhere. So then why no other country has an army base in northamerica. hmmm. Yes that there are many civil problems all over the world and sometimes they escalate to the point that maybe a third party intervention might be warrented but why cross thousands of miles of ocean to go fix somebody else's problems when they need to start in their own country. Look at the murder rate in states like Washintong DC, or Detroit or St. Louis (and these days even Toronto's).
Sorry it sounds like I deviated from your original point, however to me, that is still a form of slavery. People are still subject racism, discrimination, social and economical limitations due to phisical, mental, religious, or even geographical restrictions that are not conducive to a productive or beneficial enviroment that promotes the well-being and care of all citizens.
Don't get me wrong, Americans are not the only one guilty of this, however, because they are the superpower that they are, all their actions to me seem to be under more scrutany, (at least from me) and they should put thier resources to better use rather than just funding the biggest and most power full army of the world.

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Guadalupana wrote: Da Drumma wrote: For all of us meet lovers... Did you know that the average person at age 50 has about 5 pounds of undigested red meet in their estomagos/intestinos. But I still love my carnita asada...yummmm 5 pounds? for how long? don't say for ever because that can't possibly be true. It's like believing that if you swallow gum, it will stay there for 7 years....do you know how strong the stomach acids are? Well....if you eat a lot of red meat, it causes constipation (and increases your cholesterol level)....so maybe that explains why it stores there for a while..... If you eat LEAN protein like chicken or tuna....you'll fart a lot....so you need the veggies and fibre to go poo poo....  


Why do you think people who take up jogging lose like 10 lbs in the first few weeks? First they lose excess water and on top of that, they're shaking all the sh*t that's been sitting in the intestines down to their bowels and then bombs away!!!!


 



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  Last night I was reading about Slavery, mainly the African Slave Trade. Some of you may already know this but to me it was new and it surprised me that I didn't know this before. Liberia - Derived from the Latin word liber ("Free") - Is a reference to the return of Freed American Slaves conducted by the American Colonization Society who founded the colony on the coast of West Africa in 1820. The "free" black Americans were transported there in an effort to remove them from the United States after more than 400 years of slavery.  




Is it lame to quote myself? LOL Anyway... I was just thinking about this. How much did this suck? Of course the whole Slave Trade idea sucks per se but I mean...


These were the children of the children of the children of the children of those first slaves. They were born in America and for better or for worse that's the only life they knew. And here comes America to the rescue and dumps them off in a land they don't even know. Ok, you're free now, go!  


Pffffffft thanks for the "favour"! Ridiculous!  



-- Edited by Lahtina at 19:47, 2006-01-06

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Here is something u did not know about the the Engligh language.
Hope you don't mind the use of the "F" word once or twice...

http://www.chopstixs.com/temp/english_f-word.swf


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Dogo wrote:


Looks more like the father to me


I just learned that Dogo can be funny.


And a perv.


A funny perv.



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  Liberia - Derived from the Latin word liber ("Free") - Is a reference to the return of Freed American Slaves conducted by the American Colonization Society who founded the colony on the coast of West Africa in 1820. The "free" black Americans were transported there in an effort to remove them from the United States after more than 400 years of slavery.  


Yeah... right... I knew that... uh-huh...


 


I actually thought Liberia was an airline company.


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I learned today that


DAEVEED IS THE BEST!!!!


as he taught me how not to type to STRANGERS in the FORO CHAT!!!


 


YUJUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!


 


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Jaime Cruz wrote: Lahtina wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: This is something really weird that I learned today that is true. While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot.(go ahead no one will see you)While doing this, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand.Your foot will change direction D.A.R.T.   Yes! -- Edited by Lahtina at 14:54, 2006-01-06 I just learned I posted a D.A.R.T Wow, that's like the mother of all darts.


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Jaime Cruz wrote: Lahtina wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: This is something really weird that I learned today that is true. While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot.(go ahead no one will see you)While doing this, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand.Your foot will change direction D.A.R.T.   Yes! -- Edited by Lahtina at 14:54, 2006-01-06 I just learned I posted a D.A.R.T Wow, that's like the mother of all darts.


It is. I have mounted on top of my chimney. I never expected to use it on myself though...ouch



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Lahtina wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: This is something really weird that I learned today that is true. While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot.(go ahead no one will see you)While doing this, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand.Your foot will change direction D.A.R.T.   Yes! -- Edited by Lahtina at 14:54, 2006-01-06 I just learned I posted a D.A.R.T


Wow, that's like the mother of all darts.



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Jaime Cruz wrote: This is something really weird that I learned today that is true. While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot.(go ahead no one will see you)While doing this, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand.Your foot will change direction D.A.R.T.   Yes! -- Edited by Lahtina at 14:54, 2006-01-06


I just learned I posted a D.A.R.T




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I just leaned about Roman/Greek culture and I'm


 




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This is something really weird that I learned today that is true. While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot.(go ahead no one will see you)While doing this, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand.Your foot will change direction




D.A.R.T.   Yes!



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This is something really weird that I learned today that is true. While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot.(go ahead no one will see you)While doing this, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand.Your foot will change direction

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This is something really weird that I learned today that is true.


While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot.(go ahead no one will see you)
While doing this, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand.

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I learned today that it is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.

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Last night I was reading about Slavery, mainly the African Slave Trade. Some of you may already know this but to me it was new and it surprised me that I didn't know this before.


Liberia - Derived from the Latin word liber ("Free") - Is a reference to the return of Freed American Slaves conducted by the American Colonization Society who founded the colony on the coast of West Africa in 1820. The "free" black Americans were transported there in an effort to remove them from the United States after more than 400 years of slavery.


 



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For all of us meet lovers... Did you know that the average person at age 50 has about 5 pounds of undigested red meet in their estomagos/intestinos. But I still love my carnita asada...yummmm

does this apply to vegans too?  lol

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Da Drumma wrote: For all of us meet lovers... Did you know that the average person at age 50 has about 5 pounds of undigested red meet in their estomagos/intestinos. But I still love my carnita asada...yummmm 5 pounds? for how long? don't say for ever because that can't possibly be true. It's like believing that if you swallow gum, it will stay there for 7 years....do you know how strong the stomach acids are?

Well....if you eat a lot of red meat, it causes constipation
 



yes, i know.. but if you eat all the 5 pounds of meat at once!

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Da Drumma wrote: For all of us meet lovers... Did you know that the average person at age 50 has about 5 pounds of undigested red meet in their estomagos/intestinos. But I still love my carnita asada...yummmm 5 pounds? for how long? don't say for ever because that can't possibly be true. It's like believing that if you swallow gum, it will stay there for 7 years....do you know how strong the stomach acids are?


Well....if you eat a lot of red meat, it causes constipation (and increases your cholesterol level)....so maybe that explains why it stores there for a while.....


If you eat LEAN protein like chicken or tuna....you'll fart a lot....so you need the veggies and fibre to go poo poo....


 



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Da Drumma wrote:

For all of us meet lovers...

Did you know that the average person at age 50 has about 5 pounds of undigested red meet in their estomagos/intestinos.

But I still love my carnita asada...yummmm




5 pounds? for how long? don't say for ever because that can't possibly be true.
It's like believing that if you swallow gum, it will stay there for 7 years....do you know how strong the stomach acids are?

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For all of us meet lovers...

Did you know that the average person at age 50 has about 5 pounds of undigested red meet in their estomagos/intestinos.

But I still love my carnita asada...yummmm

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In Rome, at the public toilets, a sponge on the end of a stick was kept in a bucket of salt water. This was used to clean one's backside after defecating. Sometimes one would reach down and grab the wrong end, thus "getting the ****ty end of the stick". Ok, nevermind that last part, the fact that it was a public stick is bad enough, no?


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I learned that if you go to la Senza you'll notice that all the ladies that work there have very "generous" cleavage...


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This is what I learned today... Adultery which biblically was understood by the Hebrews to mean wrong for a married women to have sex with another man since violated her husbands property rights. A man could marry when he was age 12. It was never understood to be wrong for a married man since his wife had no such rights. The married man could have as many wives (as long as women was at least age 13) and concubines (breeders) as he wished as long as "other women" were not married (another man's property). Certainly there is nothing wrong with by agreement between man and wife, sharing sexually with others as in polyamory or swinging since no property of cheating issue. Nothing ever was wrong with singles sexuality. "Fornication" is a total mistranslation lie of Greek "porneia"


Umm, well this is something that I learned today   .. that kind of explains why women are more condoned if they cheat then man ...


And "property"  ummm



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This is what I learned today...


Adultery which biblically was understood by the Hebrews to mean wrong for a married women to have sex with another man since violated her husbands property rights. A man could marry when he was age 12. It was never understood to be wrong for a married man since his wife had no such rights. The married man could have as many wives (as long as women was at least age 13) and concubines (breeders) as he wished as long as "other women" were not married (another man's property). Certainly there is nothing wrong with by agreement between man and wife, sharing sexually with others as in polyamory or swinging since no property of cheating issue. Nothing ever was wrong with singles sexuality. "Fornication" is a total mistranslation lie of Greek "porneia"



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Yessssssss! I saved myself from a D.A.R.T


Well, I LEARNED 2 things yesterday:


1)  YOU SHOULD NOT GO OUT WITH YOUR COUSIN AND HER SO CALLED FRIEND"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


2)  ALTHOUGH THE FRIEND WAS CUTE HE SUCKS LEG!! And si lo miro otra ves en mi vida, chale you will have to hold me bacl LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!


PS The good thing is that I got to meet one person from the FORO, so now I know 2 people WOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!!! ... and I missed meeting Angelita, next time


                     


 



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Today at work, I learned that co-workers can pretty much suprise you with anything.  And I learned how to change car windsheild wipers.



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Lahtina wrote: So if you do the saliva thing... is that like licking your own eyeball? Hmmmmmm.   sounds freaky (I'll do it )....... but what if I'm "impaired" and my saliva is very acetic??? it's gotta burn like $hit....

If it works on contact lenses, would it work on mirrors? How much saliva would a full size mirror need? How about a windshield?

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Today I learned that some women are just too much for me to handle.

What happened to the "play hard to catch"???

Like Arjona says "dime que NO" pero "dame un si camuflajeado".

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Lahtina wrote: Just don't do it after you smoke a joint or... ahem, ahem, that can't be good.   well then they're just stuck to my corneas..... I can't take them out....


LOL    I hate that!



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Just don't do it after you smoke a joint or... ahem, ahem, that can't be good.


 


well then they're just stuck to my corneas..... I can't take them out....



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Lahtina wrote: So if you do the saliva thing... is that like licking your own eyeball? Hmmmmmm.   sounds freaky (I'll do it )....... but what if I'm "impaired" and my saliva is very acetic??? it's gotta burn like $hit....



Just don't do it after you smoke a joint or... ahem, ahem, that can't be good.



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So if you do the saliva thing... is that like licking your own eyeball? Hmmmmmm.


 


sounds freaky (I'll do it ).......


but what if I'm "impaired" and my saliva is very acetic??? it's gotta burn like $hit....



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Lahtina wrote:I've done it and it totally works! It's actually way better than tap water - I've done that too. tap water hurts like a biatch......


So if you do the saliva thing... is that like licking your own eyeball? Hmmmmmm.



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I've done it and it totally works! It's actually way better than tap water - I've done that too.

tap water hurts like a biatch......

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I learned that if your contact lenses are dirty and you don't have saline solution handy you can clean them w/ saliva..... I haven't tried it yet...but sounds good for  "emergencies"


I've done it and it totally works! It's actually way better than tap water - I've done that too.



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I learned that if your contact lenses are dirty and you don't have saline solution handy you can clean them w/ saliva.....


I haven't tried it yet...but sounds good for  "emergencies"



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BUFFY: WHAT LANGUAGE IS THAT?? 


I LEANRED COUPLE DAYS AGO THAT SLEEPING ON YOUR COUCH WITH UR SAFETY STEEL TOED WORK BOOTS ON MAKES UR LEGS NUMB AND SUCKS CUZ THEN TE DA CALAMBRE.


AND TODAY I LEARNED THAT MONEY MAY NOT BUY HAPPINESS BUT IT SURE CAN SEND YOU TO PLACES WHERE U CAN.



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DONT TRY TO TURN THE DOOR KNOB WITH GLOVES ON U LOOK FUNNY!!! LOL


 



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Colombiana4Life wrote: I was just looking at some pics from the foro gathering, and i just learned that there was a tatoo showing session that i apparently missed.  Oh and i learned that Sole got to be carried by half of the foro men, lucky biatch. Send me pics! I have been asking LadyBug for Pics of all the gatherings I've attended (Lula Lounge, Bainaman's house and now this potluck) and she can't send them. Can someone be nice enough to send me pics?! I swear, I won't use them against you (as tempted as I might be...)

ME TOO!!! PLEASE, SOMEONE SEND THEM TO ME!!!! THANKS

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I was just looking at some pics from the foro gathering, and i just learned that there was a tatoo showing session that i apparently missed.  Oh and i learned that Sole got to be carried by half of the foro men, lucky biatch.

Send me pics! I have been asking LadyBug for Pics of all the gatherings I've attended (Lula Lounge, Bainaman's house and now this potluck) and she can't send them. Can someone be nice enough to send me pics?! I swear, I won't use them against you (as tempted as I might be...)

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I was just looking at some pics from the foro gathering, and i just learned that there was a tatoo showing session that i apparently missed.  Oh and i learned that Sole got to be carried by half of the foro men, lucky biatch.

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I just learned that it's NOT TRUE that coughing vigorously will save you if you're having a heart attack.

Are you talking to us from the "other side"?




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I just learned that it's NOT TRUE that coughing vigorously will save you if you're having a heart attack.


Are you talking to us from the "other side"?



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