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GENIE


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 I WANT JAMIE FOXX OR JORGE LOPEZ (MAINLY LOPEZ) AS MY DADDY!! LOL


 


AND AS FOR MY MOTHER I WOULD WANT SOPHIA LAUREN!! OR CATHERINE ZETA JONES (TWO VERY CLASSY WOMEN)


 



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@ Buffy.......ohhhhhh I get it!!!! (why you no say Soda Estupid)


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@ Chilenita.......now now, no mama jokes on this thread.....at least Daeveed had a racist father.....which is better than a SLUT mother no?  (should I start a thread about this)



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Daeveed wrote:

 Margaret Tatcher.          

Daeveed your fake mama is a stupid WHORE!!!!!


 



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@ Ladybug: It's just that I'd love to have a license to misbehave. With such lousy parents, people would be like, "no wonder she's so Fucked up..." And then I'd could get away with murder.

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Janis Joplin and Jimmy Hendrix......this way I have to be born with some kind of wicked musical talent...

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@ Buffy & Daeveed


With such messed up parents.....it's odd how you both turned out


soooooo goooooood


LOL


 


 


 



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Adolf Hitler and Margaret Tatcher.


 


 


 


 


 


I'll show'em "the goods" of nature.



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LaDyBuG wrote:

If you had the power to change your parents for just 1 week...... WHICH CELEBRITY PARENTS WOULD YOU CHOOSE? I think I would want BILL COSBY as my dad ...... but not too sure who my mom would be.....hmmmm
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne.

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Oh Yeah girl....good point...

Victoria Gotti is out of the question!!!

And yeah Uncle Phil is cool......but nobody beats my dad BILL COSBY

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I'll chose uncle phil from fresh prince, i just enjoy it how will smith and him crack jokes on eachother lol

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I would choose victoria gotti as my mother and ...hmm...ozzi osbourne as my father...ahahaha



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Martha Stewart must be quiet a "slut" if she has so many different children from different men.......

LOL

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Bainaman wrote:

As my mom i would pick Martha Steward.....You can throw wicked parties and she could do it all.....she's like the Mcguiver for the home


Yeah!! plus you'll get a lot of "insiders tips"



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As my dad i would pick George Stainbrener.......I love the yankees!!!

As my mom i would pick Martha Steward.....You can throw wicked parties and she could do it all.....she's like the Mcguiver for the home


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NEW PARENTS................................


 


 


SUSANA GIMINEZ AS MY MOM AND ILL GET BACK TO U ABOUT MY DAD!!!!


 


 


AS PER MONITO I THINK HE WOULD HAVE ...........................



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@ CONFU

These are celebrity parents we are getting......

Monito needs abuelos ok........so decide!

y no me KE TE's on this one

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WAIT WERE GETTING NEW PARENTS?? WHY?? HOW COME??


 


IM ALWAYS DA LAST ONE TO FIND OUT!!!!!!



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LaDyBuG wrote:

Aaawwwww girl.....your new parents are my uncles.... Now we're family!!!! LOL
That's why ur my desi sistah, or shall I say "bhagini"

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Aaawwwww girl.....your new parents are my uncles....

Now we're family!!!!

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LaDyBuG wrote:

Colombiana wants some snooty rich white people who own hotels as her parents.....(Why girl?) LOL

I dont know girl, they're not snooty, at least i dont think.  Fine i changed my mind just for u


 


Amitabh and Jaya Bachchan I dont think u need an explanation of why.



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Ok....so....

Ke Te Pika basically wants to have $$$$$ as his parents..... Mr Dollar and Mrs Bill
(instead of Donald and Bill) LOL

Colombiana wants some snooty rich white people who own hotels as her parents.....(Why girl?) LOL

And DOGO.....

well.............





































MAMA's BOY MAMA's BOY

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DONALD TRUMP OR BILL GATES.... (FATHERS)


MARTHA STEWART OR OPRAH ( MOTHERS)



AND EVA LONGORIA AS MY NANNY ( SO SHE CAN TAKE "CARE " OF ME

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The Hiltons

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@ Dogo

MAMA's BOY!!!

MAMA's BOY!!!

LOL

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LaDyBuG wrote:

If you had the power to change your parents for just 1 week...... WHICH CELEBRITY PARENTS WOULD YOU CHOOSE? I think I would want BILL COSBY as my dad ...... but not too sure who my mom would be.....hmmmm


I would like to have lesbian parents...


I would make Angelina Jolie my "mamita", and Jodie Foster my "mamasita"




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If you had the power to change your parents for just 1 week......

WHICH CELEBRITY PARENTS WOULD YOU CHOOSE?


I think I would want BILL COSBY as my dad ...... but not too sure who my mom would be.....hmmmm

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