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confundida wrote:

sess........
oohhhhhh!!! HAhAhahahahaHaHaA that was funny..

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Daeveed wrote:

I still don't get it.....hydro or ses?

 


sess........



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As I said in another thread...you can mix rice with pretty much everything...


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I still don't get it.....hydro or ses?

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Caliche wrote:

This is a very humourous joke Buzz, I enjoyed it a lot!If I may, I'll give a little explaination for the rest of the foro groupThe lizard went to get a drink of water but did not come back, instead the crocodile came back to see the monkey in the tree that was inhaling some illegal substances.  When the monkey, who was in an altered state of mind, saw the crocodile, he believed it to be the lizard who had simply drank too much water and inflated himself to a more gigantic state. Hope this helps foro familia
There's just something about having to explain a joke that kind of ruins it, doesn't it?

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I'm surprised the monkey said anything at all. I would've just burst out laughing.

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REALLY CUTE

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this what I call team WORK



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LaDyBuG wrote:

@ Caliche.... You took the words right out of my mouth......too early to type it all...........even for me LOL I just gave the headline: MONKEY THOUGHT CROC WAS LIZARD lol
That was a very good summarization of the joke though, you hit the hammer straight on the nail! Good stuff everyone!

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@ Caliche....

You took the words right out of my mouth......too early to type it all...........even for me LOL

I just gave the headline: MONKEY THOUGHT CROC WAS LIZARD

lol

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buzzlightyear680 wrote:

Couldn't have said it anybetter................Guess it was too early in the morning most of the familia.................Thanks BRO
Glad to be of assistance

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Caliche wrote:


This is a very humourous joke Buzz, I enjoyed it a lot!If I may, I'll give a little explaination for the rest of the foro groupThe lizard went to get a drink of water but did not come back, instead the crocodile came back to see the monkey in the tree that was inhaling some illegal substances.  When the monkey, who was in an altered state of mind, saw the crocodile, he believed it to be the lizard who had simply drank too much water and inflated himself to a more gigantic state. Hope this helps foro familia


LOL!!LOL!! Thanks for your explaination on this story!! I got it after i read it a few times (I think i need an X-large coffee)


By the way, it was a good one Buzz!



-- Edited by angelita dulce at 09:32, 2005-09-29

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Couldn't have said it anybetter................Guess it was too early in the morning most of the familia.................Thanks BRO

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This is a very humourous joke Buzz, I enjoyed it a lot!

If I may, I'll give a little explaination for the rest of the foro group
The lizard went to get a drink of water but did not come back, instead the crocodile came back to see the monkey in the tree that was inhaling some illegal substances.  When the monkey, who was in an altered state of mind, saw the crocodile, he believed it to be the lizard who had simply drank too much water and inflated himself to a more gigantic state.

Hope this helps foro familia

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Actually for get what i just said........ i read it over again and LaDyBug makes sense! So what is the answer???

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ohhh my GOD u guys do drink some coffee.....................


 


YOU GOT IT LADY BUG



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LaDyBuG wrote:

I think I get it now...... the monkey thought that the crocodile WAS the lizard.... by asking how much water did you drink......cuz the croc is obviously bigger than the lizard RIGHT?

Hmmmmm, that kind of makes sense. But then explain this part,


A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"


LOL, i feel like i'm in English class. It's too early to think



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I think I get it now......

the monkey thought that the crocodile WAS the lizard....

by asking how much water did you drink......cuz the croc is obviously bigger than the lizard


RIGHT?

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buzzlightyear680 wrote:

dammmmmmmmmmm U guys ddin't get it for real????????????????
Na, i didn't get it, please explain.

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dammmmmmmmmmm U guys ddin't get it for real????????????????

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ohhhhhhhhh I get it now...............lol

So the lizard IS the crocodile!!!!

RIGHT?


duhhhhh................................weed

LOL

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Was this a story about Daeveed???

Was he the monkey or the lizard................

......good one Buzz.....con el under cover story!!! LOL

and oh yeah....... I DON'T GET IT EITHER..........

so it must have been a bad mix of hydro for sure LOL

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The Monkey looks down and says.....

"Fuuuuuuuuck..... Duuuuuuude.....how much water did you drink?!!"


Is it just me or maybe too early in the morning, but i DON'T get it?
PLEASE EXPLAIN!


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Hold on...I don't understand.....


 


 


....was it hydro os sssesss?????



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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past


and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"


The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the


lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a few puffs.


 


After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a


drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far


over and falls into the river.


A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the


side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"


 


The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a


joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into


the river while taking a drink.


 


The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle,


finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.


 


The Crocodile looks up and says "Hey!"


 


The Monkey looks down and says.....


 


 


"Fuuuuuuuuck..... Duuuuuuude.....how much water did you drink?!!"

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