Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Post Info
TOPIC: EL BESO NEGRO


Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 7300
Date:
RE: EL BESO NEGRO
Permalink   
 


LGigolo wrote:


Como se explica, bueno mira… ehhh, haber… este… hummmm… puchica… a CLEAN version would be THIS: Now just IMAGINE the dirty version! Or ask Galletita to explain… she’s really Wild these days!

LG U ROCK BRO LMAO

__________________
http://chistesguanacos.net "......My Web Page................. "


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 14952
Date:
Permalink   
 

Como se explica, bueno mira… ehhh, haber… este… hummmm… puchica… a CLEAN version would be THIS:

Now just IMAGINE the dirty version! Or ask Galletita to explain… she’s really Wild these days!


__________________
Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts.  <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 3091
Date:
Permalink   
 

CrazyBeautiful wrote:


come on already..tell me

CrazyBeautiful ........Go back to the first page and look for Joker Esco`s explanation of el beso negro ................ anything more clear than that !!!!!!!!

__________________
NADIE ES HONESTO EN ESTE MUNDO!! Y NO MIENTAS PORQUE HASTA TU HAS MENTIDO ...


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 1008
Date:
Permalink   
 

come on already..tell me



__________________


Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 7300
Date:
Permalink   
 

CrazyBeautiful wrote:


COME ON ZIPOTE...TELL ME

Come on Zipote tell her....

__________________
http://chistesguanacos.net "......My Web Page................. "


Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 6220
Date:
Permalink   
 

CrazyBeautiful wrote:


COME ON ZIPOTE...TELL ME

I don't think she'll get it if you tell her. It's kinda complicated.
You should show her Zipote.

__________________
I can't change my signature :-/


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 1008
Date:
Permalink   
 

COME ON ZIPOTE...TELL ME

__________________


Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 7300
Date:
Permalink   
 

ZIPOTE wrote:


CrazyBeautiful wrote: WAT IS EL BESO NEGRO???   ...............

Come on Zipote tell her....

__________________
http://chistesguanacos.net "......My Web Page................. "


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 3091
Date:
Permalink   
 

CrazyBeautiful wrote:


WAT IS EL BESO NEGRO???


 


...............



__________________
NADIE ES HONESTO EN ESTE MUNDO!! Y NO MIENTAS PORQUE HASTA TU HAS MENTIDO ...


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 1008
Date:
Permalink   
 

WAT IS EL BESO NEGRO???

__________________


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2550
Date:
Permalink   
 

JOKER_ESCO wrote:


This Thread is back LoL


THIS THREAD WILL NEVER GET DARTED....









__________________
"El ser Humano, Cosecha lo que Siembra"


Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 7300
Date:
Permalink   
 

This Thread is back LoL

__________________
http://chistesguanacos.net "......My Web Page................. "


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 11101
Date:
Permalink   
 

Alleluia!!!!!!!!


__________________
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 14952
Date:
Permalink   
 

McOSIRIS wrote:


Just a reminder that there are more interesting threads, like this one  

 

__________________
Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts.  <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 11101
Date:
Permalink   
 

ahhhhhhhh.... now I can rest in peace....


__________________
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 11101
Date:
Permalink   
 

LGigolo wrote:
Now if you were going to mix the other thread about THE FROZEN BANANA WITH CHOCOLATE SYRUP UP CONFU’S A$$ AND THIS… would you still want to give her a beso negro? LOL


That would be a whole new flavour.....i gotta think about it...


don't like chocolate that much...probably "Pinesol" or "Ajax" instead....



__________________
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 14952
Date:
Permalink   
 

McOSIRIS wrote:


Just a reminder that there are more interesting threads, like this one  


Now if you were going to mix the other thread about THE FROZEN BANANA WITH CHOCOLATE SYRUP UP CONFU’S A$$ AND THIS… would you still want to give her a beso negro? LOL



__________________
Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts.  <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 11101
Date:
Permalink   
 

Just a reminder that there are more interesting threads, like this one  


__________________
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 3091
Date:
Permalink   
 

CONFESSIONES THAT  IS ME TRYING TO SEE TRUE EL NEGRO BEFORE I KISS IT LOL

__________________
NADIE ES HONESTO EN ESTE MUNDO!! Y NO MIENTAS PORQUE HASTA TU HAS MENTIDO ...


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2550
Date:
Permalink   
 

i know, we just can't live with it or WITHOUT IT.










__________________
"El ser Humano, Cosecha lo que Siembra"


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 11101
Date:
Permalink   
 


I knew there were ppl that can't live w/o this thread either...


 


thanks Jinx once again



__________________
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 14952
Date:
Permalink   
 

Confesiones wrote:


ZIPOTE wrote: Confesiones wrote: i think "el beso negro" thread is annoyingoops wrong thread SAY WHAT ????????????                                      TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ese ojo, parece un "oyo negro"

I had never seen an "oyo negro" that blinks!

__________________
Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts.  <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2550
Date:
Permalink   
 

ZIPOTE wrote:


Confesiones wrote: i think "el beso negro" thread is annoyingoops wrong thread SAY WHAT ????????????                                      TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ese ojo, parece un "oyo negro"

















__________________
"El ser Humano, Cosecha lo que Siembra"


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 3091
Date:
Permalink   
 

Confesiones wrote:


i think "el beso negro" thread is annoyingoops wrong thread


SAY WHAT ????????????


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



__________________
NADIE ES HONESTO EN ESTE MUNDO!! Y NO MIENTAS PORQUE HASTA TU HAS MENTIDO ...


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2550
Date:
Permalink   
 

i think "el beso negro" thread is annoying






























oops wrong thread



__________________
"El ser Humano, Cosecha lo que Siembra"


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 3091
Date:
Permalink   
 

McOSIRIS wrote:


Daeveed wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: This thread should never die   never die.... Nevah nevah....it's such a classic.... @Jinks : you should deserve an Oscar for this thread...such a deep topic


   @Jinks : you should deserve an Oscar for this thread...such a deep topic :biggrin:


 FOR REAL EEEEEEHHH !!!!!  



__________________
NADIE ES HONESTO EN ESTE MUNDO!! Y NO MIENTAS PORQUE HASTA TU HAS MENTIDO ...


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 11101
Date:
Permalink   
 

Daeveed wrote:


McOSIRIS wrote: This thread should never die   never die....


Nevah nevah....it's such a classic....


@Jinks : you should deserve an Oscar for this thread...such a deep topic



__________________
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...


Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 7736
Date:
Permalink   
 

McOSIRIS wrote:


This thread should never die


 


never die....



__________________
I went to a beautiful place, and back.


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 11101
Date:
Permalink   
 

Daeveed wrote:


hahaha de mas.....maestro bronco......ya, me voy pa la casa mejor altiro....se me hicieron agua los pulmones.  

hahahahaha

__________________
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...


Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 7736
Date:
Permalink   
 

hahaha de mas.....maestro bronco......ya, me voy pa la casa mejor altiro....se me hicieron agua los pulmones.


 



__________________
I went to a beautiful place, and back.


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 11101
Date:
Permalink   
 

Daeveed wrote:


HahaHaHaAha, chucha que me cague de la risa wn!!


 


viejo (na ke ver con el thread) el viernes termine jugando al 1-2-3 momia es...con mi gato...cacha en las condiciones que me dejo bronkito...



__________________
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...


Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 7736
Date:
Permalink   
 

McOSIRIS wrote:


This thread should never die



HahaHaHaAha, chucha que me cague de la risa wn!!



__________________
I went to a beautiful place, and back.


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 11101
Date:
Permalink   
 

This thread should never die


__________________
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 784
Date:
Permalink   
 

APPARENTLY, NOT ONLY CHARLIE DOES IT..... SO DO THE SMURFS.....

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/smurf.htm

__________________
Who Wants Some Knuckles?


Regular Plus

Status: Offline
Posts: 82
Date:
Permalink   
 

U guys r funny I don't know if that's something I would share in this FORO NOT that I have done itI would never do it but would I ever get it done thats something that makes u go uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:

__________________


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 14952
Date:
Permalink   
 

LGigolo wrote:


LMAO @ beso NEGRO - - - what’ if it’s a white AS$ such as de la KE TE? 

would it still be called el beso NEGRO? LOL

__________________
Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts.  <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 11101
Date:
Permalink   
 

Just reviving this thread...


__________________
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...


Regular Plus

Status: Offline
Posts: 46
Date:
Permalink   
 

I can't imagine any girl doing this...and the 1 on the vid looked like she was only near it but not on it...and correct me if  I'm wrong but if dude is spreading his cheeks wouldn't the fart be almost silent? or atleast not as loud as the one on the video?


Anyway, I've tried this before and LOVED IT!!!!!!!! You'd be surprised how smooth that little ringer is.


Bon apetite!



__________________


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 3247
Date:
Permalink   
 

hey my butt is nice an smooth like mi tesorito, besides he only does it if I took a dump first and a shower. I don't spread my butt cheeks and tell him to lick my sweaty fundillo!

__________________
"There's an evil monkey in my closet"-Criss Griffin


Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 7300
Date:
Permalink   
 

SO JINXS U HAVE NEVER LICK FRIJOLES OUT ANY1 LoL SO THEN HOW DOES THIS DUDE OF YOUR DO IT 2 U?? I GUESS HE LIKES FRIJOLITOS LoL

__________________
http://chistesguanacos.net "......My Web Page................. "


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 3247
Date:
Permalink   
 

ni loca come on tell me the name of a dude who doesn't have a hairy butthole?

__________________
"There's an evil monkey in my closet"-Criss Griffin


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 11101
Date:
Permalink   
 

There's always a first time for everything...


__________________
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 3247
Date:
Permalink   
 

I've never done it on anyone

__________________
"There's an evil monkey in my closet"-Criss Griffin


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 3247
Date:
Permalink   
 

Ke Te Pika wrote:


BESO NEGRO MEANS GETTIN UR CULO SUCKED?? RIM JOB??      DUTTYNESS....

Licked or sucked hon jajajaja

__________________
"There's an evil monkey in my closet"-Criss Griffin


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 3091
Date:
Permalink   
 

Jinx wrote:


Girl wrote: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.!!!!!!!!!! na' de "eww" de que mija cuando te lo hagan vas a estar volando jajajajaja

           de que mija cuando te lo hagan vas a estar volando jajajajaja .....Y PIDIENDO MAS

__________________
NADIE ES HONESTO EN ESTE MUNDO!! Y NO MIENTAS PORQUE HASTA TU HAS MENTIDO ...


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 784
Date:
Permalink   
 

BESO NEGRO MEANS GETTIN UR CULO SUCKED?? RIM JOB??      DUTTYNESS....



__________________
Who Wants Some Knuckles?


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 3247
Date:
Permalink   
 

Girl wrote:


EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.!!!!!!!!!!

na' de "eww" de que mija cuando te lo hagan vas a estar volando jajajajaja

__________________
"There's an evil monkey in my closet"-Criss Griffin


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 306
Date:
Permalink   
 

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.!!!!!!!!!!

__________________
taty.!


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 3247
Date:
Permalink   
 

well my man loves to do it on me big deal!

__________________
"There's an evil monkey in my closet"-Criss Griffin


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 14952
Date:
Permalink   
 

JOKER_ESCO wrote:


THIS IS A BIG TIME REASON WHY NOT 2 GIVE A BESO NEGRO JUST LOOK @ THE VIDEO IS ABIT XXX OK http://media.putfile.com/peido_acesse_wwwadothostingobrasiladotcjbadotnet

ATATAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

__________________
Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts.  <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
«First  <  1 2 3  >  Last»  | Page of 3  sorted by
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us


Create your own FREE Forum
Report Abuse
Powered by ActiveBoard