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Kary wrote:


OMG!! For a moment I lost my halo!!!

QUE GENTE MAS PERVERTIDA LoL

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OMG!!


For a moment I lost my halo!!!



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me has defraudado mijo

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Good one joker

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My first time was with a boyfriend that i had at the time...in his basement...on the couch....i was 18...and if i could go bak...i wouldnt have gone all the way with him because i didnt love him...i would have liked my first time to be with a guy i was in love with...

U WERE 18 WHEN U MILK YOUR FIRST COW?? OR WHAT ARE TALKING ABOUT??? DAMN I HAVE NEVER MILK A COW YET.... I THING SHE DID NOT READ THE HOLE STORY LoL LoL

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Everyone in here is entitled to there own opinion ok..thats jus my opinion on alcohol...

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I think couches should be illegal....jus think about it...how many ppl have died from couches each year...how many bad incidents have happened while someone, somewhere was sitting on a couch...u dont need a couch have a good time...couches jus gets u stupid...and can make u do things that u would never do if u didnt have one....it can also get u aggressive...and if u sit too much..it gets u sick and u throw up....i duno how thats having a good time...


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My first time was with a boyfriend that i had at the time...in his basement...on the couch....i was 18...and if i could go bak...i wouldnt have gone all the way with him because i didnt love him...i would have liked my first time to be with a guy i was in love with...

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LGigolo wrote: YOU GOT ME – Although I have a squeaky clean mind *grin* I was misled by the joke… I thought dirty too (yeah, there is a first time for everything!) LOL Yeah 4 sure u got clean mind LoL


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LGigolo wrote:


YOU GOT ME – Although I have a squeaky clean mind *grin* I was misled by the joke… I thought dirty too (yeah, there is a first time for everything!) LOL

Yeah 4 sure u got clean mind LoL

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YOU GOT ME – Although I have a squeaky clean mind *grin* I was misled by the joke… I thought dirty too (yeah, there is a first time for everything!) LOL



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LOL!!! OMG!!! LOL!!! Too funny..... I'm sending this one to my friends!!!

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I know I have a dirty mind. LOL

SAME HERE LoL IS ALL GOOD.....

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I know I have a dirty mind. LOL

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Sweetness wrote:


LMAO Fack man you got me!  LMAO Good one!

U PERVS LoL

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LMAO Fack man you got me!  LMAO Good one!



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You bad.....my heart started pounding..........

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My First Time The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best To place my hand On her breasts I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread (keep on reading) Her legs apart And when she did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time Milking a cow! What did u think it was? LoL



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My First Time


The sky was dark


The moon was high


All alone


Just her and I


Her hair so soft


Her eyes so blue


I knew just what


She wanted to do


Her skin so soft


Her legs so fine


I ran my fingers


Down her spine


I didn't know how


But I tried my best


To place my hand


On her breasts


I remember my fear


My fast beating heart


But slowly she spread


(keep on reading)


Her legs apart


And when she did it


I felt no shame


All at once


The white stuff came


At last it's finished


It's all over now


My first time


Milking a cow!


What did u think it was? LoL



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