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Gitana wrote: ESE TU MARSHMELLOW ESTA SUPER QUEMADO.... "CHALE!!!!! Turn off the car! Turn off the car!!!""OMG!!! We're gonna blow up!!!!""CHALE!!! HOLY FACK!!! We're gonna die!!!!" NEVER EVER FACKING AGAIN!!!!! EVER!!!!!Im staying my azz in Btown!!!!!


"DO YOU GUYS SMELL THAT.... IT SMELLS BURNT!"


CHALE I WAS READY TO JUMP OUT OF THE CAR.... I EVEN PUT MY SHOES BACK ON!!! WHAT A NIGHT... OH AND TO TOP IT OFF.... YOU GUYS SAT ON THE HOOD!!!



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Check this out, guys:

From Fea:
PLACE OF BIRTH: Argentina
MARITAL STATUS: Single
KWIRKS (MAÑAS): eat sandwiches with a knife & fork but only if they're huge. some foro members witnessed this LOL

From Dogo:
PLACE OF BIRTH: Buenos Aires
MARITAL STATUS: Single (now)
KWIRKS (MAYAS): I eat ribs and chicken with a fork and knife.... everybody hates me for it... not sure what the big deal is!


I don't know about all of you, but I see a match made in heaven!!!

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Gitana wrote:


ESE TU MARSHMELLOW ESTA SUPER QUEMADO....

"CHALE!!!!! Turn off the car! Turn off the car!!!"

"OMG!!! We're gonna blow up!!!!"

"CHALE!!! HOLY FACK!!! We're gonna die!!!!"







NEVER EVER FACKING AGAIN!!!!! EVER!!!!!
Im staying my azz in Btown!!!!!

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ESE TU MARSHMELLOW ESTA SUPER QUEMADO....



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WHO ARE YOU....

NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) : Chale... but you can call me Princess

AGE: venti-algo

PLACE OF BIRTH: Santa Ana, El Salvador baby!!! Brap! Brap!

MARITAL STATUS: If youre HOT, Im SINGLE

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Macho, Macho men!! With a bit of thug please... 

LINE OF WORK: Flirt Extraordinair!

KWIRKS (MAÑAS): fries with mayo/honey/sundays....  I twirl my hair a lot.... I cant lie to save my life, I get nervous.... APPARENTLY Im coqueta, dont know what that ones about ...... I can listen to a song over and over and over and over and over again until I kill it for myself and can never listen to it again

LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: I was a LATE bloomer... 19, had my first kiss kiss at 16

FITO OR BROCOLI: I'll take Brocoli with a side of Fito to go please.  Does this come with a kids toy?

SMOKER: Yupperoos.  Dont tell my mom though.

DRINKER: Come on now! In almost every damn picture Im holding a drink or two... lol

FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: Im going to find out what Buzz's DONKEY style is, and then I'll come back and answer this one...

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: with PASSION

DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: both... love pickles

HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: a la-la-la-la-long time

YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: Blue and White

DREAM CAR: ANYTHING that wont start puttering on the road, and not turn on when I turn the ignition key! LOL! Mi pobre marshmellow

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Sex on the beach, Long Islands, Ke Te Shots, Corona, Smirnoff breezers, anything girly....

FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: Whatever works is a-okay with me

CHESS OR CHECKERS: neither. Nakkid twister


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LG:

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: same like I like my food, for breakfast, lunch, dinner and bocaditos in between! LMAO

THATS A WICKED ANSWER MAN.... I SHOULD OF THOUGHT OF IT...

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WHO ARE YOU.... NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) : Pancrazio Florencio de La Torre AGE: Adult in any part of the world PLACE OF BIRTH:  TO MARITAL STATUS: como dice el dicho: She's taken, I'm Single - LOL ( got a girl) SEXUAL ORIENTATION: 100% MACHO  LINE OF WORK: WORK? Office / Vaguear while at the office  KWIRKS (MAÑAS): Air condition on while driving, like to be cool while at the wheel  LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: Barely a TEEN, IF I even reached the teens   SMOKER: Socially  DRINKER: YES  FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: Whatever she likes - I love to please  HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: same like I like my food, for breakfast, lunch, dinner and bocaditos in between! LMAO  DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: in the TRASH - NO pickles for me!  HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: Seems like since the OLD TESTAMENT took place - forever!  YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: Blue / Black  DREAM CAR: Just something that runs right now... LOL - ideally something really fast and expensive Ferrari like, or a lil Porsche  FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Corona, wine, crewdriver, Baileys, Grand Manier FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: whatever - ribbed for more of her pleasure - LOL  CHESS OR CHECKERS: Checkers


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@Fea....I am counting down the days until we FINALLY bowl together........lol

Leave Princessa at home or i'll be jealous - lol

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NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) : Filomena aka FEA

AGE: 25

PLACE OF BIRTH: Argentina

MARITAL STATUS: Single

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: i LOVE men y una chilenita LOL too funny!!!!

LINE OF WORK: graphic designer

KWIRKS (MAÑAS): eat sandwiches with a knife & fork but only if they're huge. some foro members witnessed this LOL

LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: not too young not too old.

FITO OR BROCOLI: sweet potato

SMOKER: NO

DRINKER: i don't know....ask princessa

FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: i make my own. haven't named them yet

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: combination of.....

DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: sometimes on

HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: since X became the landlord

YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: yellow happy colour!!!!

DREAM CAR: SC 430, SL 55, Audi S4....yes i'm a car freak

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: vodka & pineapple, vodka & 7 and KE TE shots

FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: not my job

CHESS OR CHECKERS: checkers




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NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) :

AGE: 26 (feel like 50)

PLACE OF BIRTH: Panama City, Panama

MARITAL STATUS: Soltero y sin compromiso

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight

LINE OF WORK: Music Business (productions, arrangements, performances, etc.)

KWIRKS (MAÑAS): Delayed road rage........

LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: Very long time ago....

FITO OR BROCOLI: I can't answer this question....

SMOKER: social smoker

DRINKER: too much sometimes.....

FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: why pick one when you can enjoy them all equally

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: every day if possible

DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: on the side

HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: about a year

YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: this year....orange

DREAM CAR: Ferrari

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Gin and tonic, Long Island Iced tea....

FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: NONE!!!  Bareback baby!!!

CHESS OR CHECKERS: chess


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NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) : M........

AGE: 26

PLACE OF BIRTH: TORONTO

MARITAL STATUS: TAKEN

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: STILL DECIDING.... LOL....

LINE OF WORK: MEDICAL SECRETARY

KWIRKS (MAÑAS): I BITE MY LOWER LIP ALL THE TIME!!!

LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: 18

FITO OR BROCOLI: BROCOLI

SMOKER: YES

DRINKER: YES

FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: CANDELITA STYLE

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: ROUGH

DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: ON MY BURGER

HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: SINCE APRIL

YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: PINK!!

DREAM CAR: NAVIGATOR

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: TEQUILA.... TEQUILA.... TEQUILA!!!!

FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: TROJAN

CHESS OR CHECKERS: CHECKERS



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NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) : Afrodita

AGE: 25

PLACE OF BIRTH: San Salvador

MARITAL STATUS: Single

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Damn Straight

LINE OF WORK: Web Design and a bit of Marketing

KWIRKS (MAÑAS): Too many to list

LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: Can't remember

FITO OR BROCOLI: Brocoli all the way

SMOKER: non

DRINKER: inherited from my dad

FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: Doggie Style

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: well done please

DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: on my burger

HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: few months

YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: blue

DREAM CAR: mini cooper

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: anything that gets me buzzed (no beer please)

FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: trojan

CHESS OR CHECKERS: chess

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Sounds good!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHO ARE YOU....

NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) :  Ke ti!

AGE: 26

PLACE OF BIRTH:  Toronto

MARITAL STATUS:   Not married

SEXUAL ORIENTATION:   Straight, i love my man!

LINE OF WORK:   Legal Assistant

KWIRKS (MAÑAS):   I bite my lip
LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE:  Ke ti!!

FITO OR BROCOLI:  Does Fito eat brocoli??? If so, can i have both???

SMOKER:  Only when i drink, only then i realize i can actually smoke!!

DRINKER: Yes

FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION:  Too personal, only my man knows!!
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX:   Hmmmmm...........

DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH:   Gross, i hate pickles!

HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: Just joined!

YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: Blue

DREAM CAR: Escalade!!

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:  Smirnoff Ice and Cosmopolitan

FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS:   ??

CHESS OR CHECKERS:   Checkers (only if i am REALLY bored)






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I like to keep my personal I.D private. lol. Just to Keep you guessin. By the way it Lolita to you..........


 


DISCULPEME SEÑORITA LOLITA..... DONT WORRY, YOU LET ME KNOW WHATS UP WHEN YOU COME CHECK ME AT WORK. CIAO CIAO LOLITA.



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I like to keep my personal I.D private. lol. Just to Keep you guessin.


By the way it Lolita to you..........

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@Caliche Que curioso que eres?


 


I WAS BORED LOLA, DIDNT THINK THIS MANY PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY POST.....  WHY DIDNT YOU POST YET???   HHMMMMM.... NO ME ESTA GUSTANDO....POST!!!  UNLESS U DUN WANNA POST , YOU JUST WANT BANG BANG BANG!!



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WHO ARE YOU....

NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) : M & M

AGE: 25-31

PLACE OF BIRTH:Between Here and There

MARITAL STATUS:Happy

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Love Man

LINE OF WORK: Administrator/Assisstant

KWIRKS (MAÑAS): Come Pan con Aguacate

LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: 18

FITO OR BROCOLI: Brocoli

SMOKER:Yes

DRINKER: Yes

FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: That is for me to know and the lucky man to find out

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX:Well done

DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH:I don't like pickles

HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER:2 to 3 months I think

YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: Black

DREAM CAR:Jaguar

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Tequila

FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS:I don't use them, somebody else does

CHESS OR CHECKERS: Checkers


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@ Daeveed......OMG.....hahahaha......what a thoughtful and romantic partner you are.....DOGO is really lucky to have you.......

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: same as dogo, however she likes it the most.

Have you guys done it "IN LA CAJA"???

I hear from Genie that the view is sooo "dreamy" LOL


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NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) : Daeveed
AGE: 26
PLACE OF BIRTH: Santiago - Chile
MARITAL STATUS: not married
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: a bit to the left.
LINE OF WORK: electronics
KWIRKS (MAÑAS): I have to perform with a hat. Sleep with the door closed.
LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: 14
FITO OR BROCOLI: Fitoccoli
SMOKER: yes a lot.....cigarettes not too much.
DRINKER: yes.
FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: knees-to-ears. (hers on hers, mine on hers, hers on mine)
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: same as dogo, however she likes it the most.
DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: Don't like pickles
HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: May something
YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: VERDE (with purple hairs)
DREAM CAR: I like the big ones that hold like 40 ppl and you pay 2.50 to ride them.
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Vodka Tonic (when i don't spill it)
FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: 3M
CHESS OR CHECKERS: definetely chess



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@Caliche Que curioso que eres?

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WHO ARE YOU....

NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) : JAS

AGE: 33

PLACE OF BIRTH: Santiago,Chile

MARITAL STATUS: Single

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Heterosexual

LINE OF WORK: IT-White Hat

KWIRKS (MAÑAS):Gotta Open the Window

LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: 20

FITO OR BROCOLI: Brocccoli

SMOKER: No

DRINKER: Yes

FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: Doggie, Reverse Cowboy Girl

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: Wild and Marathonic

DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: On the side

HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: like 1 year

YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: Blue

DREAM CAR: BWM Series 6 or a Bentley

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Wine

FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: Trojan

CHESS OR CHECKERS: Chess


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WHO ARE YOU....

NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) : Legolas

AGE: i lost count, but i'd say about 105

PLACE OF BIRTH: Close to my mom

MARITAL STATUS: The superior authority

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Facing North

LINE OF WORK: Not that straight

KWIRKS (MAÑAS): Hacerme amiga de babosos

LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: Not yet

FITO OR BROCOLI: brocoli, it tastes better con limon sal, y chile!

SMOKER: Of Smog

DRINKER: Sure, a glass of wine.

FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: Different wording, same meaning-- North!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: Preferably with someone

DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: Right out of the jar.

HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: Long enough to be guru, but not long enough to be Top guru.

YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: The rainbow, why pick just one?

DREAM CAR: Audi TT

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Repeat question

FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: I don't have the tool necessary for that.

CHESS OR CHECKERS: Check mate!









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So Buffy likes sex delivered to her bed.....

and

Buzz likes it "donkey style"

and

Phanta is really Fito.........(at least both names start with an "F")


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WHO ARE YOU....BUZZ LIGHTYEAR OF STAR COMMAND

NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) : BUZZLIGHTYEAR

AGE: 32

PLACE OF BIRTH:GUATEMALA

MARITAL STATUS:HAPPY

SEXUAL ORIENTATION:STRAIGHT LOVE WOMEN

LINE OF WORK:SYSTEMS MANAGER/ACCOUNTANT

KWIRKS (MAÑAS):LOVE WOMEN

LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE:16

FITO OR BROCOLI:NEITHER

SMOKER:ONLY THE HERVS.

DRINKER: ASTA LAS 5 DE DE LA MANANA

FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION:DONKEY STYLE

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX:IN THE MORNING MIDDLE OF THE DAY,NIGHT ANYTIME,SUNNY SIDE UP

DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH:HATE PICKLES

HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER:LONG TIME

YOUR FAOURITE COLOR:SILVER

DREAM CAR:HAVE IT (LEXUS ES300)

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:ANYTHING THAT GETS MY DRUNK HUMM BUT PEDRO DOMEQ FROM MEX GOTTA BE MY FAV

FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS:TROGAN

CHESS OR CHECKERS:CHECKERS


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Phanta, it's too early in the morning to be laughing this hard... I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard...


Anyway, here's my bit...


WHO ARE YOU....

NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) : I have the same initials as shy boy of the foro.

AGE: Same as Lahtina

PLACE OF BIRTH: De donde Doña Juana, la que vende tortillas, media cuadra al sur, media cuadra al lago (those from there will get this in a split second).

MARITAL STATUS: Soooooo taken (and very much in love... )

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: I love men; manly, manly men.

LINE OF WORK: Let's just say I work with words... and images...

KWIRKS (MAÑAS): None, I'm perfect. But if I were you, I wouldn't leave any jewelry or valuables lying around when I'm nearby.

LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: Too old. If I'd known how much fun it was, I shouldn't have waited as long as I did.

FITO OR BROCOLI: Depends of what either is being used for.

SMOKER: Occasional

DRINKER: Not much, I'm a cheap date.

FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: Depends how kinky I am at the moment.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: Delivered to my bed.

DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: I won't tell you WHERE I like them.

HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: Damn, I'm close to my 1-year-anniversary.

YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: Olive green

DREAM CAR: Whatever takes me from point A to point B (You can tell the thread was started by a boy)

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I guess rum and coke. No, actually, white zinfandel.

FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: I like wearing those with funky neon colours... (such a boy question)


CHESS OR CHECKERS: Neither. I rather play a la Mamá y el Papá.



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WHO ARE YOU....YOUR ONE AND TRULY "KE TE" IMPORTA/URS AND TRULY #1 HATER

NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) :CUANDO ME ACUERDE TE AVISO

AGE: 25....

PLACE OF BIRTH: BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA

MARITAL STATUS:EL MOSQUITO ME PIKO

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: SINCE WHEN DO U HAVE TO TAKE A CLASS??

LINE OF WORK: F/T MOTHER OF MONITO (LITTLE MAN)

KWIRKS (MAÑAS):REPEATED THREAD, PPL THAT ARE MEMBERS OF THIS FORO READ BUT NEVA POST, PPL THAT HAVE DUAL MEMBERSHIP TO EL FORO, PPL THAT THINK THAT THEY KNOW ABOUT THE LATIN COMMUNITY BUT DONT KNOW SH!T, SHOULD I GO ON??

LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: THE FIRST TIME I ACTUALLY MEMBA HAVING SEX, OR THE REAL AGE THAT I LOST IT AFTER THE FACT THAT I HAD SEX (STONE YRS)

FITO OR BROCOLI: DOESNT FITO COME WITH BROCOLI???

SMOKER:YES, AND DOGO ON WEB CAM MAKES ME SMOKE IT EVEN MORE

DRINKER: YEP, HOW ELSE IM I GOING TO STAY ALIVE??

FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION:WAIT, IM STILL TRYING OT FIGURE OUT THE CLASS TO SEXUAL ORIENTATION

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: CANT ANSWER, TRYING TO REGISTER FOR THE CLASS

DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: YUCK!!! MUST BE A CAKER THING TO HAVE PICKLES WITH UR BURGER

HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: HOW LONG HAS TH BEEN AROUND??

YOUR FAOURITE COLOR:RED, BLUE

DREAM CAR: AUDI 4.8

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: LONG ISLAND ICE TEA

FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS:WILL THEY SHOW ME THIS ON IN THE ORIENTATION CLASS??

CHESS OR CHECKERS: CHECKERS BUT THE SPANISH VERSION!!!


 


 



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 WHO ARE YOU.... NAME: That's for me to know and you to find out. 


AGE: 19 


 PLACE OF BIRTH: Guatemala  


MARITAL STATUS: Taken  


SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight   


LINE OF WORK: that's my business j/ks Just doing school right now  


KWIRKS (MAÑAS):  Biting my bottom lip  


LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: waaay too young  


FITO OR BROCOLI: Does it really matter?  


SMOKER: Just the green stuff  


DRINKER: hahahaha! heck ya!  


FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: I love them all, but my all time fav doggy style baby! LMAO  


HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: Hardcore   


DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: On my burger 


HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: Don't remember um...let me see I believe since... I really don't remember  


YOUR FAOURITE COLOR:  Any shade of Blue


DREAM CAR: Lexus SC 


FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Smirnoff and Rum and Coke  


FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: Don't have a fav  


CHESS OR CHECKERS: Checkers 






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NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) : FITO BLANKO

AGE: (mmm I dunno, how old am I? I look like mid 20's or so, round there)

PLACE OF BIRTH: HOSPITAL

MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE, WILLING, AND ABLE!

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: STRAIGHT

LINE OF WORK: IM A FREAKIN RAPPER, or REGGAE SINGER, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

KWIRKS (MAÑAS): I HAVE A UNCONTROLLABLE COMPULSION FOR STARTING THREADS ABOUT MYSELF IN THE GENERAL SECTION.

LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: IM HOPING THIS YEAR WILL BE THE ONE!

FITO OR BROCOLI: ME!!! I ROXXXXXXXXXXXX

SMOKER: I DONT SMOKE CIGARETTES CAUSE MY MOM WONT LET ME.

DRINKER: IM NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK EITHER

FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: IN MPEG4 FORMAT OR POV DVD

DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: I DONT LIKE PICKELS CAUSE I IS TOO GANGSTA.

HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: DESDE QUE ERA CHIQUITO

YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: EL BLANKO, DUH!!!!

DREAM CAR: I WANNA HAVE A LOW RIDER WHEN I GROW UP!

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: IM NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK, DONT U PEOPLE LISTEN?

FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: HUH???

CHESS OR CHECKERS: CHECKERS ARE FUN!!!!

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WHO ARE YOU....I AM ...I AM.....who are you?

NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL): Bohneetah

AGE: legal

PLACE OF BIRTH: ....soy de por alla.....al lado de ese lugar, por aquella parte.....donde queda la cosa esa....alli mismo

MARITAL STATUS: Dating a Celeb....as you already know.

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: I just need to know where I am....LOL

LINE OF WORK: De todo un poco...es que yo soy "la tipa" lol

KWIRKS (MAÑAS): I have to have 6 sugars in a small black coffee with 5 ice cubes.....i guess that's why i'm so sweet and cool.....lol

LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: At the age of KE TE.....


FITO OR BROCOLI: "Ficoli" ...that stuff is good....it's a panamenian vegetable....lol

SMOKER: Second Hand

DRINKER: Only when thirsty

FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: A Lady never tells.......

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: ....y mucho menos a Ladybug...lol

DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: Far from the burger.....

HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: 2004....anniversary coming up.....lol

YOUR FAVOURITE COLOR: WHITE....and the colour of M&Ms

DREAM CAR: LA CAJA DE DOGO 

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: h2o ON THE ROCKS WITH A TWIST OF LEMON....HOLD THE STRAW

FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: The ones that protect "IT" from leaking...in other words "leak control condoms" lol


CHESS OR CHECKERS: Both.....prefer CHESS....what can I say....(beauty and brains) lol



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WHO ARE YOU....

NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) :M  _ _ _ _  _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

AGE: 26

PLACE OF BIRTH: South america

MARITAL STATUS: single

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: straight

LINE OF WORK: customer service

KWIRKS (MAÑAS): nose

LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: secret
FITO OR BROCOLI: none

SMOKER:no

DRINKER: yes, socially

FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: I like all pos.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: hot, sweaty and steaming

DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: none

HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER:1 week

YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: blue


DREAM CAR: SUV, X5

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: coktails, tequila shots, Bavaria

FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: doesnt matter, usually leave it to the guy to pick

CHESS OR CHECKERS:checkers




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WHO ARE YOU....

NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) : Begins with a K ends with an a.

AGE: 25-35 range

PLACE OF BIRTH: Aaaah, almost got me!

MARITAL STATUS: Almost officially off the meat market


SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Damn straight

LINE OF WORK: In between jobs right now.

KWIRKS (MAÑAS): I have a hard time telling the truth but I have an equally hard time continuing a lie. Must tell the truth eventually.

LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: I was old enough, thank you very much. Ugh, why do I bother answering this questionnaire? Ok, fine, I was 18.

FITO OR BROCOLI: Broccoli

SMOKER: I used to be a social smoker but I quit since I took up jogging.

DRINKER: Rarely only if I'm gonna do karaoke.

FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: Standing

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: Sizzling hot

DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: Gotta love pickles any which way.

HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: A week?

YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: red

DREAM CAR: Oi ... this is hard, I'm not a car fan.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Hmmmm ... I love my girlie cocktails but just gimme a Corona and I'll be happy. Wait, I'll take a Malibu with pineapple juice before the Corona.

FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: Dunno ... makes no difference to me.

CHESS OR CHECKERS: Chess but I only play against computers not people; I hate giving others the pleasure of beating me.



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WHO ARE YOU.... NAME:Whatever you want it to be


 AGE: 27


 PLACE OF BIRTH:Toronto, Canada


 MARITAL STATUS:I plead the fifth


 SEXUAL ORIENTATION:straight I loveeeeee men!  Oh but me and Fea once.....neva mind


 LINE OF WORK:Q/A Manager - nothing fun or exciting


 KWIRKS (MAÑAS):see kwirks thread


 LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE:none of your business


 FITO OR BROCOLI:brocoli


 SMOKER:I only smoke cigarettes when I drink....herbs on the other hand ....hell ya


 DRINKER:hell ya


 FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION:hummm I love them all....and I do mean all


 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: EVERY WAY


 DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH:hate pickles


 HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER:dont remember


 YOUR FAOURITE COLOR:blue


 DREAM CAR:jaguar....I am not asking for much


 FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:red bull and vodka


 FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS:dont have a fav


 CHESS OR CHECKERS: checkers cuz I have NO patience!!!






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WHO ARE YOU....

NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) : Tuculito Sakallamas

AGE: 34

PLACE OF BIRTH: Buenos Aires

MARITAL STATUS: Single (now)

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight

LINE OF WORK: Furniture

KWIRKS (MAYAS): I eat ribs and chicken with a fork and knife.... everybody hates me for it... not sure what the big deal is!

LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE:18

FITO OR BROCOLI: ??

SMOKER: Yes, lots

DRINKER: strictly social...... but can make up for all I had missed

FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: Don’t have a fav

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: However she likes it, it’s a huge turn on to see someone turned on

DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: In the burger

HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: Don’t know, can’t remember, 4, 5 months, maybe?

YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: Black

DREAM CAR: I’m a car fan, to many..... 340 ‘Cuda, Shelby 500, mid year Vettes, '59 Caddy, Lambo Diablo, the list goes on

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:Scotch "Ballantines" or "White Horse"


FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: Whatever is thin and won’t break


CHESS OR CHECKERS: Chess



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NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) : CALICHE aka YOGI aka CARLOS

AGE: 20

PLACE OF BIRTH: HONDURAS, RAISED IN UNION CITY NEW JERSEY AND TORONTO

MARITAL STATUS: GOTTA GURL, WANNA KNO HER NAME? NUNYA, YE.... NUNYA BIZNESS

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: ME GUSTAN LAS MUJERES CON UNOS CUERPAZOS KE AUUUUUUU, SE ME SALE EL LOBO...

LINE OF WORK: FOR NOW BOUNCER, I NEED A REAL JOB

KWIRKS (MAÑAS): I HAVE SEX WITH MA SOCKS ON

LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: 14

FITO OR BROCOLI: IM A HATER SOO, BROCOLI!!!

SMOKER: AT TIMES

DRINKER: YES

FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: LO KE SEA, AS LONG AS ITS IN IM GOOD... IM PLAYING...

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: RAW, WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF BITES AND SWEAT

DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: BOTH

HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: LIKE 2 MONTHS

YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: RED AND BLACK ( NOT THE SKIN COLOR)

DREAM CAR: 1920 JAGUAR 2 DOOR COUPE METALIC PEARL

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS ( CHIVAS, GIBSONS OR CROWN ROYAL)

FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: TROJAN MAN OR ROMPE NALGONAS

CHESS OR CHECKERS: CHECKERS


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WHO ARE YOU....

NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) :

AGE:

PLACE OF BIRTH:

MARITAL STATUS:

SEXUAL ORIENTATION:

LINE OF WORK:

KWIRKS (MAÑAS):

LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE:

FITO OR BROCOLI:

SMOKER:

DRINKER:

FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION:

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX:

DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH:

HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER:

YOUR FAOURITE COLOR:

DREAM CAR:

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:

FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS:

CHESS OR CHECKERS:







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