Gitana wrote: ESE TU MARSHMELLOW ESTA SUPER QUEMADO.... "CHALE!!!!! Turn off the car! Turn off the car!!!""OMG!!! We're gonna blow up!!!!""CHALE!!! HOLY FACK!!! We're gonna die!!!!" NEVER EVER FACKING AGAIN!!!!! EVER!!!!!Im staying my azz in Btown!!!!!
"DO YOU GUYS SMELL THAT.... IT SMELLS BURNT!"
CHALE I WAS READY TO JUMP OUT OF THE CAR.... I EVEN PUT MY SHOES BACK ON!!! WHAT A NIGHT... OH AND TO TOP IT OFF.... YOU GUYS SAT ON THE HOOD!!!
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TO SOLVE THE HUMAN EQUATION, WE NEED TO ADD LOVE, SUBTRACT HATE, MULTIPLY GOOD, AND DIVIDE BETWEEN TRUTH AND ERROR!!
From Fea: PLACE OF BIRTH: Argentina MARITAL STATUS: Single KWIRKS (MAÑAS): eat sandwiches with a knife & fork but only if they're huge. some foro members witnessed this LOL
From Dogo: PLACE OF BIRTH: Buenos Aires MARITAL STATUS: Single (now) KWIRKS (MAYAS): I eat ribs and chicken with a fork and knife.... everybody hates me for it... not sure what the big deal is!
I don't know about all of you, but I see a match made in heaven!!!
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Dios nos conceda SERENIDAD para aceptar las cosas que no podemos cambiar, VALOR para cambiar las que podemos, y SABIDURIA para conocer la diferencia.
NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) : Chale... but you can call me Princess
AGE: venti-algo
PLACE OF BIRTH: Santa Ana, El Salvador baby!!! Brap! Brap!
MARITAL STATUS: If youre HOT, Im SINGLE
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Macho, Macho men!! With a bit of thug please...
LINE OF WORK: Flirt Extraordinair!
KWIRKS (MAÑAS): fries with mayo/honey/sundays.... I twirl my hair a lot.... I cant lie to save my life, I get nervous.... APPARENTLY Im coqueta, dont know what that ones about ...... I can listen to a song over and over and over and over and over again until I kill it for myself and can never listen to it again
LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: I was a LATE bloomer... 19, had my first kiss kiss at 16
FITO OR BROCOLI: I'll take Brocoli with a side of Fito to go please. Does this come with a kids toy?
SMOKER: Yupperoos. Dont tell my mom though.
DRINKER: Come on now! In almost every damn picture Im holding a drink or two... lol
FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: Im going to find out what Buzz's DONKEY style is, and then I'll come back and answer this one...
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: with PASSION
DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: both... love pickles
HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: a la-la-la-la-long time
YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: Blue and White
DREAM CAR: ANYTHING that wont start puttering on the road, and not turn on when I turn the ignition key! LOL! Mi pobre marshmellow
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Sex on the beach, Long Islands, Ke Te Shots, Corona, Smirnoff breezers, anything girly....
FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: Whatever works is a-okay with me
WHO ARE YOU.... NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) : Pancrazio Florencio de La Torre AGE: Adult in any part of the world PLACE OF BIRTH: TO MARITAL STATUS: como dice el dicho: She's taken, I'm Single - LOL ( got a girl) SEXUAL ORIENTATION: 100% MACHO LINE OF WORK: WORK? Office / Vaguear while at the office KWIRKS (MAÑAS): Air condition on while driving, like to be cool while at the wheel LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: Barely a TEEN, IF I even reached the teens SMOKER: Socially DRINKER: YES FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: Whatever she likes - I love to please HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: same like I like my food, for breakfast, lunch, dinner and bocaditos in between! LMAO DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: in the TRASH - NO pickles for me! HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: Seems like since the OLD TESTAMENT took place - forever! YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: Blue / Black DREAM CAR: Just something that runs right now... LOL - ideally something really fast and expensive Ferrari like, or a lil Porsche FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Corona, wine, crewdriver, Baileys, Grand Manier FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: whatever - ribbed for more of her pleasure - LOL CHESS OR CHECKERS: Checkers
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Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
I WAS BORED LOLA, DIDNT THINK THIS MANY PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY POST..... WHY DIDNT YOU POST YET??? HHMMMMM.... NO ME ESTA GUSTANDO....POST!!! UNLESS U DUN WANNA POST , YOU JUST WANT BANG BANG BANG!!
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NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) : Daeveed AGE: 26 PLACE OF BIRTH: Santiago - Chile MARITAL STATUS: not married SEXUAL ORIENTATION: a bit to the left. LINE OF WORK: electronics KWIRKS (MAÑAS): I have to perform with a hat. Sleep with the door closed. LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: 14 FITO OR BROCOLI: Fitoccoli SMOKER: yes a lot.....cigarettes not too much. DRINKER: yes. FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: knees-to-ears. (hers on hers, mine on hers, hers on mine) HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: same as dogo, however she likes it the most. DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: Don't like pickles HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: May something YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: VERDE (with purple hairs) DREAM CAR: I like the big ones that hold like 40 ppl and you pay 2.50 to ride them. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Vodka Tonic (when i don't spill it) FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: 3M CHESS OR CHECKERS: definetely chess
FITO OR BROCOLI: brocoli, it tastes better con limon sal, y chile!
SMOKER: Of Smog
DRINKER: Sure, a glass of wine.
FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: Different wording, same meaning-- North!!
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: Preferably with someone
DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: Right out of the jar.
HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: Long enough to be guru, but not long enough to be Top guru.
YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: The rainbow, why pick just one?
DREAM CAR: Audi TT
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Repeat question
FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: I don't have the tool necessary for that.
CHESS OR CHECKERS: Check mate!
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The opinions expressed by this poster can be offensive and are mainly directed at Dogo. Delta gamma b i t c h-orama. Copyright 2008 All rights reserved.
Phanta, it's too early in the morning to be laughing this hard... I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard...
Anyway, here's my bit...
WHO ARE YOU....
NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) : I have the same initials as shy boy of the foro.
AGE: Same as Lahtina
PLACE OF BIRTH: De donde Doña Juana, la que vende tortillas, media cuadra al sur, media cuadra al lago (those from there will get this in a split second).
MARITAL STATUS: Soooooo taken (and very much in love... )
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: I love men; manly, manly men.
LINE OF WORK: Let's just say I work with words... and images...
KWIRKS (MAÑAS): None, I'm perfect. But if I were you, I wouldn't leave any jewelry or valuables lying around when I'm nearby.
LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: Too old. If I'd known how much fun it was, I shouldn't have waited as long as I did.
FITO OR BROCOLI: Depends of what either is being used for.
SMOKER: Occasional
DRINKER: Not much, I'm a cheap date.
FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: Depends how kinky I am at the moment.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: Delivered to my bed.
DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: I won't tell you WHERE I like them.
HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: Damn, I'm close to my 1-year-anniversary.
YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: Olive green
DREAM CAR: Whatever takes me from point A to point B (You can tell the thread was started by a boy)
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I guess rum and coke. No, actually, white zinfandel.
FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: I like wearing those with funky neon colours...(such a boy question)
CHESS OR CHECKERS: Neither. I rather play a la Mamá y el Papá.
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Dios nos conceda SERENIDAD para aceptar las cosas que no podemos cambiar, VALOR para cambiar las que podemos, y SABIDURIA para conocer la diferencia.
WHO ARE YOU....YOUR ONE AND TRULY "KE TE" IMPORTA/URS AND TRULY #1 HATER
NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) :CUANDO ME ACUERDE TE AVISO
AGE: 25....
PLACE OF BIRTH: BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA
MARITAL STATUS:EL MOSQUITO ME PIKO
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: SINCE WHEN DO U HAVE TO TAKE A CLASS??
LINE OF WORK: F/T MOTHER OF MONITO (LITTLE MAN)
KWIRKS (MAÑAS):REPEATED THREAD, PPL THAT ARE MEMBERS OF THIS FORO READ BUT NEVA POST, PPL THAT HAVE DUAL MEMBERSHIP TO EL FORO, PPL THAT THINK THAT THEY KNOW ABOUT THE LATIN COMMUNITY BUT DONT KNOW SH!T, SHOULD I GO ON??
LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: THE FIRST TIME I ACTUALLY MEMBA HAVING SEX, OR THE REAL AGE THAT I LOST IT AFTER THE FACT THAT I HAD SEX (STONE YRS)
FITO OR BROCOLI: DOESNT FITO COME WITH BROCOLI???
SMOKER:YES, AND DOGO ON WEB CAM MAKES ME SMOKE IT EVEN MORE
DRINKER: YEP, HOW ELSE IM I GOING TO STAY ALIVE??
FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION:WAIT, IM STILL TRYING OT FIGURE OUT THE CLASS TO SEXUAL ORIENTATION
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: CANT ANSWER, TRYING TO REGISTER FOR THE CLASS
DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: YUCK!!! MUST BE A CAKER THING TO HAVE PICKLES WITH UR BURGER
HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: HOW LONG HAS TH BEEN AROUND??
YOUR FAOURITE COLOR:RED, BLUE
DREAM CAR: AUDI 4.8
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: LONG ISLAND ICE TEA
FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS:WILL THEY SHOW ME THIS ON IN THE ORIENTATION CLASS??
CHESS OR CHECKERS: CHECKERS BUT THE SPANISH VERSION!!!
I JUST HAVE ONE MORE THING TO SAY "KE TE"
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I DONT CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY, IM A PROUD MEMBER OF THE S.L.U.T CAMPAIGN
NAME( REAL 1ST NAME -OPTIONAL) : Begins with a K ends with an a.
AGE: 25-35 range
PLACE OF BIRTH: Aaaah, almost got me!
MARITAL STATUS: Almost officially off the meat market
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Damn straight
LINE OF WORK: In between jobs right now.
KWIRKS (MAÑAS): I have a hard time telling the truth but I have an equally hard time continuing a lie. Must tell the truth eventually.
LOST UR VIRGINITY AT AGE: I was old enough, thank you very much. Ugh, why do I bother answering this questionnaire? Ok, fine, I was 18.
FITO OR BROCOLI: Broccoli
SMOKER: I used to be a social smoker but I quit since I took up jogging.
DRINKER: Rarely only if I'm gonna do karaoke.
FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION: Standing
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX: Sizzling hot
DO YOU LIKE PICKLES ON YOUR BURGER OR ON THE SIDE, OR BOTH: Gotta love pickles any which way.
HOW LONG YOU BEEN A FORO MEMBER: A week?
YOUR FAOURITE COLOR: red
DREAM CAR: Oi ... this is hard, I'm not a car fan.
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Hmmmm ... I love my girlie cocktails but just gimme a Corona and I'll be happy. Wait, I'll take a Malibu with pineapple juice before the Corona.
FAVOURITE BRAND OF CONDOMS: Dunno ... makes no difference to me.
CHESS OR CHECKERS: Chess but I only play against computers not people; I hate giving others the pleasure of beating me.