This is so funny LoL 2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights. ( so real yo soy la sepcion creo I have 2 wait 4 every body all the time LoL )
LOL!! Too funny... I know i have the latina blood in me...
I always get told to stop screaming, but really i'm just talking!
I do light the candle.
I do use the Vic's vapor rub!!!LOL!!!
And i do use the following..
If you call the North Americans "gringos", including Canadians, and call all Asian people "chinos" or "chinitos"and you call the corner store "the chinito's store".
i received this as an email from a friend...enjoy!!!!
WHY LATINOS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS......................
In the first place I highly doubt that we would even go on a plane but if we did...
1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
AND MY FAVORITE.....
10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
11. And lastly I highly doubt that we would even go on a plane in the first place.
ARE YOU A LATINO? HOW CAN YOU TELL FOR SURE?
If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking.
If you light a candle to Virgin Mary on the night before your big test.
If you use "manteca" instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your nalgas are getting bigger.
If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some "Vic's vapor rub" all over your pecho and inside your nostrils or use it around your eyes when you can't sleep!!!
Your mom packs your "lonche" every day even though you've just turned thirty-two.
If you call the North Americans "gringos", including Canadians, and call all Asian people "chinos" or "chinitos"and you call the corner store "the chinito's store".
