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Marky Mark wrote:

That's an idea, maybe for my birthday next month. I'll talk to the owners and see if I can have a guestlist.  I should warn u, there's no sex on premise, you'll have to go to one of their house parties for that. Although even without sex, there's still a lot of play... oh the stories


This could lead to a FORORGY :hum:

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That's an idea, maybe for my birthday next month. I'll talk to the owners and see if I can have a guestlist.  I should warn u, there's no sex on premise, you'll have to go to one of their house parties for that. Although even without sex, there's still a lot of play... oh the stories

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Man, you guys 'talk' too much. I on the other hand am going to my friends' swinger club tomorrow night.       Alright fine, i'm picking up a cheque but if you're a perv and you know it and you really wanna show it, if you're a perv and you know it, PM me!

LOL, There is a lot of pple that want never experienced it and really want to go, you should organize something  and then, you might win the tittle of Perv of the Foro, LOL

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Man, you guys 'talk' too much. I on the other hand am going to my friends' swinger club tomorrow night.


 


 


 


Alright fine, i'm picking up a cheque but if you're a perv and you know it and you really wanna show it, if you're a perv and you know it, PM me!



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El Duro wrote:


Who do I talk to about a position on this club


LOL GM!! I'm out ...


Ummm, talk to the Manager ... is it LG ???


 


 




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Who do I talk to about a position on this club

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Ummm, what are the terms and conditions for this club

PLAIN AND SIMPLE.... YOU MUST BE A PERV AT ALL TIMES....

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Ummm, what are the terms and conditions for this club

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oh brother...

Here is the other perv LoL Jinx

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oh brother...

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Gitana wrote: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ALL THE FORO PERVS???? LG.... WHERE ARE YOU???   He's talking about used butt plugs on the other thread....

YEAH... HE LOVES THEM!!

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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ALL THE FORO PERVS???? LG.... WHERE ARE YOU???


 


He's talking about used butt plugs on the other thread....



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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ALL THE FORO PERVS????


LG.... WHERE ARE YOU???



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COMO ES ESTO DE 3SOMES??? WTF IS GOING ON AROUND HERE NIGGUUHS??? AIGHT LG, YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE PERV's CLUB JUST CUZ YOU COULDNT HOOK UP A BROTHA WITH DEM CHATS? CHALE: NOW I KNOW WHY U ALWAYS HAD THAT GRIN ON UR FACE WHEN U CAME TO SEE GITANA... GITANA: SI ME PONES LOS CUERNOS. YA VAS VER


@ CALICHE....


WHAT CAN I SAY.... I KNOW I MAKE CHALE VERY HAPPY!!! ....



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COMO ES ESTO DE 3SOMES??? WTF IS GOING ON AROUND HERE NIGGUUHS???

AIGHT LG, YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE PERV's CLUB JUST CUZ YOU COULDNT HOOK UP A BROTHA WITH DEM CHATS?

CHALE: NOW I KNOW WHY U ALWAYS HAD THAT GRIN ON UR FACE WHEN U CAME TO SEE GITANA...

GITANA: SI ME PONES LOS CUERNOS. YA VAS VER


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@ LG...


NOS TENES ABANDONADAS.... NO HAY NADA DE NADA???



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LGigolo wrote: Gitana wrote: I’m sure I DON’T qualify as a PERV; but thought I would come take a look at the REAL pervs… LOL. Biggest pervs = GITANA & CALICHE! HOLD UP A SEC!!!!! LAST TIME I CHECKED.... YOU WERE THE BIGGEST PERV LG.... MUST I REMIND YOU THAT WHEN I STARTED ON EL FORO I WAS AN ANGEL... UNTIL YOU CORRUPTED MY WAY OF THINKING.... IN LESS THAN 1 WEEK YOU HAD ME THINKING OF SEX 24/7.... OH YEAH... AND MUST I REMIND YOU THAT YOU ALSO CORRUPTED MY WIFEY, CHALE.... YOU HAD US JOIN YOU IN THREESOMES ALL THE TIME.... YES.... I ADMIT I'M A PERV.... SO WHAT??? I KNOW YOU, CHALE AND CALICHE LOVE THE WAY I THINK!!! 


Ssshhhhhh keep the threesomes stuff on the DL – que si enteran todos los chavos van a venire a querer hechar mano…. SSSSHHHHHH…. Just you me and her… keep it quiet, girl!



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LGigolo wrote:


Gitana wrote: I’m sure I DON’T qualify as a PERV; but thought I would come take a look at the REAL pervs… LOL. Biggest pervs = GITANA & CALICHE!


HOLD UP A SEC!!!!!


LAST TIME I CHECKED.... YOU WERE THE BIGGEST PERV LG.... MUST I REMIND YOU THAT WHEN I STARTED ON EL FORO I WAS AN ANGEL... UNTIL YOU CORRUPTED MY WAY OF THINKING.... IN LESS THAN 1 WEEK YOU HAD ME THINKING OF SEX 24/7.... OH YEAH... AND MUST I REMIND YOU THAT YOU ALSO CORRUPTED MY WIFEY, CHALE.... YOU HAD US JOIN YOU IN THREESOMES ALL THE TIME....


YES.... I ADMIT I'M A PERV.... SO WHAT??? I KNOW YOU, CHALE AND CALICHE LOVE THE WAY I THINK!!! 



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I’m sure I DON’T qualify as a PERV; but thought I would come take a look at the REAL pervs… LOL.


Biggest pervs = GITANA & CALICHE!



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Caliche wrote: ME, THE BIGGES PERV??? NO, ONLY CUZ I WATCH PORN 24/7 AND START SEX THREADS DOESNT MEAN IM A PERV.... BIGGEST PERV ON EL FORO IS GENIE.... SHE GOES INTO DETAIL AT TIMES....         LMAO IM NOT A PERV I JUST DESCRIBE THINGS!!!!! I LIKE TO BE DETAILED


Indeed, nothing wrong with paying attention to detail. In fact, guys should try it more often.


 


So P erv's club? Beats joining a bookclub anyday, I'm in.



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SORRY COLOMBIANA.... AS A PERV, BUZZ IS ENTITLED TO HIT ON ANY MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX..

SO WE CAN HIT ON ANYONE WE WANT????

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TY presidente....................I got ur back anytime

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SORRY COLOMBIANA.... AS A PERV, BUZZ IS ENTITLED TO HIT ON ANY MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX..

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YOU GOT IT..............THSI WOULD BE LIKE AN ADDED BENEFIT

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DID I DO THAT????????????????????????   TRYING TO AT LEAST MAKE IT TO 800 BY THE END OF THE DAY ONLY 04... LEFT..........DAMM i THINK TOP GURU IS AT 2000

Yes u did, at least keep the inuendos for outside the workplace, thanks

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DID I DO THAT????????????????????????


 


TRYING TO AT LEAST MAKE IT TO 800 BY THE END OF THE DAY ONLY 04... LEFT..........DAMM i THINK TOP GURU IS AT 2000



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Caliche wrote:


COLOMBIANA: YOU CALLED UPON YOUR PRESIDENT?? SORRY PERVS, I WAS OUT GETTING SOME MORE PERV TRAINING FROM GITANA....

Presidente, im putting in a complaint against Buzz for Sexual Harrassment!! He's been trying to hit on la tesorera, im just trying to earn an honest living and he's been throwing sexual inuendos at me.  U better do something or im calling the labor board.

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PRESIDENTE EL CHALE THE TRAINER..................I THINK I NEED SOME MORE TRYING AS WELL....SO I RECRUIT BETTER


 


.................TRYING TO AT LEAST MAKE IT TO 800 BY THE END OF THE DAY ONLY 1... LEFT..........DAMM i THINK TOP GURU IS AT 2000



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COLOMBIANA: YOU CALLED UPON YOUR PRESIDENT?? SORRY PERVS, I WAS OUT GETTING SOME MORE PERV TRAINING FROM GITANA....

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Hey can I be the IDeal SEcretary???


Hell yeah!!....... I would like to work in the office too, please!!


I'm in guys, what are the benefits?



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i know iam not as prevert as guys, but can i still be in the club......i want to learn...

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I AM NOT A PERV BUT I AM FREAKY............. SO IF ANY LADYS WANNA GET FREAKY LET'S DO IT OH YEAH NADA DE MASOQUISTAS I DON'T LIKE THAT DESPUES DUELE

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buzzlightyear680 wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: buzzlightyear680 wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: I nominate myself as "tesoro", sorry i mean "tesorera"  I will take care of all money transactions.  Asi no me tengo que meter con nadie. Mami I think its more like ppl will be metiendose con tigo, You leave it upto me to collect the earnings Ok, but then u have to hand them over to me under the plexi glass, like at Money Mart.  Tough security methods need to be taken.  U have any issues, please take it up con el Presidente.  Thank u I'll give it to you under the plexy Glaz aight I'll even wear gloves..........no glove no love That's gonna be kind of tough, and it may actually be a security breach, again, work something out con el presidente.  Como buen presidente, never around when u need him

been KING PIMP I think presidente knows that am I taking care of the bussiness so I'm sure he'll be aight

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Colombiana4Life wrote: buzzlightyear680 wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: I nominate myself as "tesoro", sorry i mean "tesorera"  I will take care of all money transactions.  Asi no me tengo que meter con nadie. Mami I think its more like ppl will be metiendose con tigo, You leave it upto me to collect the earnings Ok, but then u have to hand them over to me under the plexi glass, like at Money Mart.  Tough security methods need to be taken.  U have any issues, please take it up con el Presidente.  Thank u I'll give it to you under the plexy Glaz aight I'll even wear gloves..........no glove no love

That's gonna be kind of tough, and it may actually be a security breach, again, work something out con el presidente.  Como buen presidente, never around when u need him

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I'll help with the logistics.

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buzzlightyear680 wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: I nominate myself as "tesoro", sorry i mean "tesorera"  I will take care of all money transactions.  Asi no me tengo que meter con nadie. Mami I think its more like ppl will be metiendose con tigo, You leave it upto me to collect the earnings Ok, but then u have to hand them over to me under the plexi glass, like at Money Mart.  Tough security methods need to be taken.  U have any issues, please take it up con el Presidente.  Thank u

I'll give it to you under the plexy Glaz aight I'll even wear gloves..........no glove no love

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Phantasma wrote:


I dont even wanna join cause I'll be like Club Altar Boy next to all u pervos

So that's good, asi podes ayudar con las misas, aver si hay alguna esperanza para todas estas almas pecadoras  Y quien es el sacerdote?

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I dont even wanna join cause I'll be like Club Altar Boy next to all u pervos

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I'm no perv but i would like to learn from the best peeps i know.

HELP ME plz!!!

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CALICHE....


YOU STARTED THE CLUB.... YOU GIVE US OUR POSITIONS...



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Colombiana4Life wrote: I nominate myself as "tesoro", sorry i mean "tesorera"  I will take care of all money transactions.  Asi no me tengo que meter con nadie. Mami I think its more like ppl will be metiendose con tigo, You leave it upto me to collect the earnings

Ok, but then u have to hand them over to me under the plexi glass, like at Money Mart.  Tough security methods need to be taken.  U have any issues, please take it up con el Presidente.  Thank u

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I nominate myself as "tesoro", sorry i mean "tesorera"  I will take care of all money transactions.  Asi no me tengo que meter con nadie.

Mami I think its more like ppl will be metiendose con tigo, You leave it upto me to collect the earnings

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ME, THE BIGGES PERV??? NO, ONLY CUZ I WATCH PORN 24/7 AND START SEX THREADS DOESNT MEAN IM A PERV.... BIGGEST PERV ON EL FORO IS GENIE.... SHE GOES INTO DETAIL AT TIMES....

        LMAO IM NOT A PERV I JUST DESCRIBE THINGS!!!!! I LIKE TO BE DETAILED

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I nominate myself as "tesoro", sorry i mean "tesorera"  I will take care of all money transactions.  Asi no me tengo que meter con nadie.

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BUZZ: WHO'LL BE UR HOES???

XTINA: U UP FOR WORKING "LONG" HOURS??

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I KNOW WHOS PROVIDING SERVICES TO ME...... BUT IM ASKING WHO ELSE IS PROVIDING SERVICES TO XCLUSIVE MEMBERS OF THE FORO PERV CLUB.... FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING "POSITIONS" PRESIDENT: VICE-PRESIDENT: HEAD MISTRESS (LOL): P.I.M.P. : ADD ANY OTHER "POSITIONS" YOU LIKE OR WANT TO BE PLACED IN...

I can be PIMP

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Hey can I be the IDeal SEcretary???

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I KNOW WHOS PROVIDING SERVICES TO ME...... BUT IM ASKING WHO ELSE IS PROVIDING SERVICES TO XCLUSIVE MEMBERS OF THE FORO PERV CLUB....


FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING "POSITIONS"

PRESIDENT:

VICE-PRESIDENT:

HEAD MISTRESS (LOL):

P.I.M.P. :


ADD ANY OTHER "POSITIONS" YOU LIKE OR WANT TO BE PLACED IN...

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Caliche wrote:


WHO WANTS TO BE IN THE PERV's CLUB?? WHO IS THE BIGGEST PERV?

more clubs?

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I'M IN FOR SURE!!!!!!!

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