JOKER_ESCO wrote: OH SHSSSS THIS IS ME LoL.... Cancer You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a n.o.sey p.r.ick. You always keep putting things off. This is why you will always be on welfare, and won't be worth a t.u.rd. Everybody in prison is a Cancer. so they let u guys use the computers in the casona eh? That would explain how u got so much free time to post.....
Yeah I clean up the man's office so i can have access to PC.......
Aquarius "You lie a great deal"NOT TRUE!!!!!I always tell the truth..... even when i lie.... "Everyone thinks you are a j.e.rk."SAY IT AINT SO!!! SAY IT AINT SO!!!!
Taurus You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and down to earth attitude, because you neer do anything right the first time. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You are nothing but an @!#$.
IM ONLY GUESSING THERE CALLING ME A BITACH LOL YPE THATS ME!!!
Scorpio The worst of the lot!!! You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect @!#$. Most Scorpios are MURDERED.
I've never read a more accurate horoscope in my whole life...
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Dios nos conceda SERENIDAD para aceptar las cosas que no podemos cambiar, VALOR para cambiar las que podemos, y SABIDURIA para conocer la diferencia.
Cancer You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a n.o.sey p.r.ick. You always keep putting things off. This is why you will always be on welfare, and won't be worth a t.u.rd. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
so they let u guys use the computers in the casona eh? That would explain how u got so much free time to post.....
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what? you found Manuel Noreaga? In the Phillipines? He has a mansion? Ok, we on it, on it, right now!
Cancer You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a n.o.sey p.r.ick. You always keep putting things off. This is why you will always be on welfare, and won't be worth a t.u.rd. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
Cancer You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a n.o.sey p.r.ick. You always keep putting things off. This is why you will always be on welfare, and won't be worth a t.u.rd. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
Good to know I have something in common with the brothers in the lockdown.
QUE chula LINDA wrote: Aquarius You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are s.t.upid. Everyone thinks you are a j.e.rk. You enjoy getting scr.e.wed by large inanimate objects.
Most of this is true actually except for
"You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are s.t.upid"
and
"You enjoy getting scr.e.wed by large inanimate objects."
unless some of my exes count
ouch... see thats why everyone thinks I'm a jerk.
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what? you found Manuel Noreaga? In the Phillipines? He has a mansion? Ok, we on it, on it, right now!
Sagittarius You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck, since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius' are drunks. Nixon was a Sagittarius. You are indeed worthless piece of crap.
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TO SOLVE THE HUMAN EQUATION, WE NEED TO ADD LOVE, SUBTRACT HATE, MULTIPLY GOOD, AND DIVIDE BETWEEN TRUTH AND ERROR!!
Libra You are the artistic type and you have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably gay. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are sluts. All Libra's have one form of a veneral disease.
DAMN!! SUCKS TO BE A LIBRA MALE....
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Scorpio The worst of the lot!!! You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect @!#$. Most Scorpios are MURDERED.
Sagittarius You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck, since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius' are drunks. Nixon was a Sagittarius. You are indeed worthless piece of crap.
Leo You consider yourself a born leader. Everyone thinks you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo's are thieving dip****s and enjoy masturbating more than sex.
Aries You are pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and scornful of advice. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come into contact with. Basically you are a prick.
Capricorn You are conservative and are afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken @!#$. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
Taurus You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and down to earth attitude, because you neer do anything right the first time. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You are nothing but an @!#$.
Libra You are the artistic type and you have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably gay. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are sluts. All Libra's have one form of a veneral disease.
Aquarius You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are s.t.upid. Everyone thinks you are a j.e.rk. You enjoy getting scr.e.wed by large inanimate objects.
Pisces You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or Aliens. You have a minor influence on your friends and people rešent you for flaunting what you confuse as power. You lack confidence and you smell funny.
Gemini You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for hitting on their siblings.
Cancer You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a n.o.sey p.r.ick. You always keep putting things off. This is why you will always be on welfare, and won't be worth a t.u.rd. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
Virgo You are a logical type and hate disorder. Your nit picking attitude is sickening to your coworkers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep during i.n.ter.c.o.urse. Virgo's make good bus drivers and p.i.m.ps.
Cancer You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a n.o.sey p.r.ick. You always keep putting things off. This is why you will always be on welfare, and won't be worth a t.u.rd. Everybody in prison is a Cancer. so they let u guys use the computers in the casona eh? That would explain how u got so much free time to post..... 
