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Colombiana4Life wrote: God wrote: 3:40 am ...Thinking....What the Heck they put in the Beer....the more the ladies drink they sexier I get....cheers ! I'm playing this song.... She was a fast machine She kept her motor clean She was the best damn woman I had ever seen She had the sightless eyes Telling me no lies Knockin' me out with those American thighs Taking more than her share Had me fighting for air She told me to come but I was already there 'Cause the walls start shaking The earth was quaking My mind was aching And we were makin it and you - CHORUS: Shook me all night long Yeah you shook me all night long Working double time On the seduction line She was one of a kind, she's just mine all mine Wanted no applause Just another course Made a meal out of me and come back for more Had to cool me down To take another round Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing 'Cause the walls were shaking The earth was quaking My mind was aching And we were makin it and you - CHORUS And knocked me out and then you Shook me all night long You had me shakin' and you Shook me all night long Yeah you shook me Well you took me You really took me and you Shook me all night long Ooooh you Shook me all night long Yeah, yeah, you Shook me all night long Your really took me and you Yeah you shook me, yeah you shook me All night long I guess beer and AC/DC is not the greatest mix?  BTW, how was the milf/cougar bar WILD ! 300 ppl.....lol

U gotta sneak me in there one of these days, since i guess i would be considered underage for that one

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3:40 am ...Thinking....What the Heck they put in the Beer....the more the ladies drink they sexier I get....cheers ! I'm playing this song.... She was a fast machine She kept her motor clean She was the best damn woman I had ever seen She had the sightless eyes Telling me no lies Knockin' me out with those American thighs Taking more than her share Had me fighting for air She told me to come but I was already there 'Cause the walls start shaking The earth was quaking My mind was aching And we were makin it and you - CHORUS: Shook me all night long Yeah you shook me all night long Working double time On the seduction line She was one of a kind, she's just mine all mine Wanted no applause Just another course Made a meal out of me and come back for more Had to cool me down To take another round Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing 'Cause the walls were shaking The earth was quaking My mind was aching And we were makin it and you - CHORUS And knocked me out and then you Shook me all night long You had me shakin' and you Shook me all night long Yeah you shook me Well you took me You really took me and you Shook me all night long Ooooh you Shook me all night long Yeah, yeah, you Shook me all night long Your really took me and you Yeah you shook me, yeah you shook me All night long

I guess beer and AC/DC is not the greatest mix?  BTW, how was the milf/cougar bar




WILD ! 300 ppl.....lol

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3:40 am ...Thinking....What the Heck they put in the Beer....the more the ladies drink they sexier I get....cheers ! I'm playing this song.... She was a fast machine She kept her motor clean She was the best damn woman I had ever seen She had the sightless eyes Telling me no lies Knockin' me out with those American thighs Taking more than her share Had me fighting for air She told me to come but I was already there 'Cause the walls start shaking The earth was quaking My mind was aching And we were makin it and you - CHORUS: Shook me all night long Yeah you shook me all night long Working double time On the seduction line She was one of a kind, she's just mine all mine Wanted no applause Just another course Made a meal out of me and come back for more Had to cool me down To take another round Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing 'Cause the walls were shaking The earth was quaking My mind was aching And we were makin it and you - CHORUS And knocked me out and then you Shook me all night long You had me shakin' and you Shook me all night long Yeah you shook me Well you took me You really took me and you Shook me all night long Ooooh you Shook me all night long Yeah, yeah, you Shook me all night long Your really took me and you Yeah you shook me, yeah you shook me All night long


I guess beer and AC/DC is not the greatest mix?  BTW, how was the milf/cougar bar



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3:40 am ...Thinking....What the Heck they put in the Beer....the more the ladies drink they sexier I get....cheers !

I'm playing this song....

She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knockin' me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there

'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were makin it and you -

CHORUS:
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long


Working double time
On the seduction line

She was one of a kind, she's just mine all mine
Wanted no applause
Just another course
Made a meal out of me and come back for more
Had to cool me down
To take another round
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing

'Cause the walls were shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were makin it and you -

CHORUS

And knocked me out and then you
Shook me all night long
You had me shakin' and you
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me
Well you took me

You really took me and you
Shook me all night long
Ooooh you
Shook me all night long
Yeah, yeah, you
Shook me all night long


Your really took me and you
Yeah you shook me, yeah you shook me
All night long




DONT DRINK AND POST

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3:40 am ...Thinking....What the Heck they put in the Beer....the more the ladies drink they sexier I get....cheers !

I'm playing this song....

She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knockin' me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there

'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were makin it and you -

CHORUS:
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long


Working double time
On the seduction line

She was one of a kind, she's just mine all mine
Wanted no applause
Just another course
Made a meal out of me and come back for more
Had to cool me down
To take another round
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing

'Cause the walls were shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were makin it and you -

CHORUS

And knocked me out and then you
Shook me all night long
You had me shakin' and you
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me
Well you took me

You really took me and you
Shook me all night long
Ooooh you
Shook me all night long
Yeah, yeah, you
Shook me all night long


Your really took me and you
Yeah you shook me, yeah you shook me
All night long


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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I woodchuck could chuck wood?-- Edited by Phantasma at 23:04, 2005-08-06


PABLITO CLAVO UN CLAVITO CUANTOS CLAVITOS CLAVO PABLITO........PABLITO CLAVO UN CLAVITO CUANTOS CLAVITOS CLAVO PABLITO.........


UNA CARACATREPA TUVO TRESE CARACATREPITOS CUANDO LA CARATREPA TREPA TREPAN LOS TRESE CARACATREPITOS ......


HEY YOOOOO NO SE QUE TENIA ESA CERVEZA PERO ESTABA BUENA......



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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I woodchuck could chuck wood?

-- Edited by Phantasma at 23:04, 2005-08-06

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IF A FLY FLIES IN FRONT OF ME AND IT FARTS, DO I LAUGH???

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Confesiones wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:
en dia el otro estaba pensando algo wait did someone say that already?
wait?, someone did say that already




who? where?

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Guadalupana wrote:


en dia el otro estaba pensando algo wait did someone say that already?

wait?, someone did say that already

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i don't think so...

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en dia el otro estaba pensando algo

wait did someone say that already?

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pensando dia algo otro estaba el en

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Daeveed and Caliche:
If youre going to smoke the good stuff, at least inviten hombre!!!!!!!!!

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en algo estaba pensando el otro dia

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el dia estaba otro pensando en algo



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JOKER_ESCO wrote:

teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.



I think I'm going to challenge that one..LMAO

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pensando en algo estaba el otro dia .

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el otro dia estaba pensando en algo.

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Why is it that at banks they tie pens down to the tables, but they leave the vault doors wide open?

why do they have braile on drive thru bank machines??

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I like this one:


 


Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.






very very very true....



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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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Some people are like Slinkies . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to.
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According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman are their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
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Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
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In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
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