In the subway some Portuguese guy kept looking at my toes and despues me dijo :"I will give you 100$ if you let me lick 'em" I was like :"listen man I don't do that for less than 300$ and outside my dungeon" ... he got scared and left me alone jajajajajaja
In the subway some Portuguese guy kept looking at my toes and despues me dijo :"I will give you 100$ if you let me lick 'em" I was like :"listen man I don't do that for less than 300$ and outside my dungeon" ... he got scared and left me alone jajajajajaja
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"There's an evil monkey in my closet"-Criss Griffin
A 50 YEAR OLD MAN-AVERAGE- APPROCHED ME WITH A GLASS OF MARTINI ON HIS HANDS AND SAID: "hey, my girlfriend over there finds you attractive,come over our place tonite, would you mind if i watch, ". 1800SLUT " have you ever heard about viagra "
I guess it's my fault. I shouldn't be too open about my experiences. But to be honest the first time that it happened was kinda freaky. I was not expecting it. I had invited this girl to come over to my place for a party. But she wanted me to go over her place that night with her boyfriend. I was confused because there was a get together at my place. Then she slowly explained to me that her boyfriend had a fantasy to sleep with me and her. After that it wasn't much of a surprise.
Confesiones wrote: Dirty Propositions at public places????yrs ago, when by best friend turned 24, this happend at the guverment. (wrong place to celebrate your birthday) this white chick, tried to pick up the birthday boy ( we all thought he was gonna get lucky!!), after all the rubbing and touching during the dirty dance. when she goes " my husband and i would like you to join us tonite -wink, wink" todos quedamos muertos de risa! lololol fack! poor birthday boy got terrified!! lololol
WELL this happened to mi tio and tia we all went to el convento rico one night to see mi padrino perform and una lesbiana came up to mi tio y le offrecio $1000.00 para ke mi tia pasara una noche con ella my uncle was like cash small bills only lmao mi tia was like esta loco!! but i swear to god i have never laughted so hard or so long in my life!!
This has happened to me way to many times. Women I know will come up to me and will ask if I want to join them for a threesome. There husbands/ boyfriends want me to join in on the fun. No se si me ven con cara de ****? Just because I'm friendly doesn't mean I'm that kinky!!!
This has happened to me way to many times. Women I know will come up to me and will ask if I want to join them for a threesome. There husbands/ boyfriends want me to join in on the fun. No se si me ven con cara de ****? Just because I'm friendly doesn't mean I'm that kinky!!!
One time I was hanging out at this bar listening to some Latin Rock (or Rock en Espa~ol) and after the show the dude from the band and this other guy named "Felipe" came up to me and were all like, wassup, you wanna go back to our place and party? we'll show u our matching piercings (while pointing omminusly at their crotches) lemme tell u how I bounced outta there like my name was flubber.... LMAO
One time I was hanging out at this bar listening to some Latin Rock (or Rock en Espa~ol) and after the show the dude from the band and this other guy named "Felipe" came up to me and were all like, wassup, you wanna go back to our place and party? we'll show u our matching piercings (while pointing omminusly at their crotches)
lemme tell u how I bounced outta there like my name was flubber.... LMAO
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what? you found Manuel Noreaga? In the Phillipines? He has a mansion? Ok, we on it, on it, right now!
Dirty Propositions at public places???? yrs ago, when by best friend turned 24, this happend at the guverment. (wrong place to celebrate your birthday) this white chick, tried to pick up the birthday boy ( we all thought he was gonna get lucky!!), after all the rubbing and touching during the dirty dance. when she goes " my husband and i would like you to join us tonite -wink, wink" todos quedamos muertos de risa! lololol fack! poor birthday boy got terrified!! lololol
fack! poor birthday boy got terrified!! lololol 
