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Beer is the reason i wake up every afternoon.

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16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK> >> > 1 It's an incentive to show up.> > 2. It leads to more honest communications.> > 3. It reduces complaints about low pay.> > 4. Employees tell management what they think, not> > what they want to hear.> > 5. It encourages car pooling.> > 6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a> > bad job, you don't care.> > 7. It eliminates vacations because people would> > rather come to work.> > 8. It makes fellow employees look better.> > 9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.> > 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when> > they are wasted.> > 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.> > 12. Employees work later since there's no longer a> > need to relax at the bar.> > 13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.> > 14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk> > on their lunch break.> > 15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.> > 16. Sitting bare ass on the copy machine will no> > longer be seen as "gross."> > Now......Take a beer and send the truck to all of> > your friends!!!!!!


hehehe....   this is good, haven't seen it before!


 




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I need a beer right about now alguien tiene una por alli??? para calentar los motores today mongays cuase is so freaking mess up, Damn I hate mondays.......

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a beer or two, doesn't hurt, especially on friday afternoons when the bosses are not around

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lol...


a beer doesn't hurt anyone!! right!!!



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Well, sometimes you have to have a beer at work.....i know i did!

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16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK
> >
> > 1 It's an incentive to show up.
> > 2. It leads to more honest communications.
> > 3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
> > 4. Employees tell management what they think, not
> > what they want to hear.
> > 5. It encourages car pooling.
> > 6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a
> > bad job, you don't care.
> > 7. It eliminates vacations because people would
> > rather come to work.
> > 8. It makes fellow employees look better.
> > 9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
> > 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when
> > they are wasted.
> > 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
> > 12. Employees work later since there's no longer a
> > need to relax at the bar.
> > 13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
> > 14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk
> > on their lunch break.
> > 15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
> > 16. Sitting bare ass on the copy machine will no
> > longer be seen as "gross."
> > Now......Take a beer and send the truck to all of
> > your friends!!!!!!


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