McDonalds announced it’s considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn’t it? -- Jay Leno ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Her mother was a cultivated women...she was born in a greenhouse. -- Spike Milligan ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- They say that guns dont kill people, people kill people. Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I dont think youd kill too many people. -- Eddie Izzard ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman." Margaret Thatcher -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I know you guys must have heard this one before....but it is one of my favorite ones, and it's FUNNY! thought I'd share this with everyone, as I'm on a foro holic role......lol Just trying to keep it alive and entertaining in here.....
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon." Need I say more?"
