RESUME OF: Maria Filomena Del Campo De Garcia Hernandez Garza ADRES: 2347 W. 26th Estrit, Shicago, Ilinois FONE: Me no have' one, because me neede un esocial security numberr.
OBJECTIVE: Me want to get a grin karrd, but INS say NO!!
ESKILS: Yo espique inglish alito; me can wash 6 loods of cloths by hand; me make nice braids; me make costuras; me can swim berry guud in tha dark and can walk for muchos dias in the mountains sin water! = Me proud i make it hear in the america
EDUCATION: Follow Me to America and Ingles Sin Barerras. (me want to espique Inglish)
WORK EXPERIANCE: Tacos & Burritos (Feb. 29, 1999 - June 5, 1999) Reason for Leaving: me get caught working w/my tia's security number Abbarrotes Jimenez (Nov. 3, 1999 - December 15, 1999) Reason for Leaving: they tel me they pay me minum wage, but me only get paid $4.25 an hour they crazy!!! Lonchera Mexico (Jan 20, 2000 - April 4, 2000) Reason for Leaving: they get mad becuz me washe batruum and me make' tortas and me no washe' mi hands.
REFERENCES: Mi Tia Lola (she got green card, she good) Compadre Jose (he make mucho dinero, he el Jefe of the Mexican Mafia) Primo Juan (he never here, he always traveling. He biznes man, he goes to mi pais to bring back Mota for my compadre Jose to sell) P.S. Pliz no tel nobodi about my compadre and mi primo. But if u neede some Mota my compadre can sell to you solo call 800-mota-4-yu, but you got to give me job first or I tel mi compadre not to give you any.
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