Habia una niña que en su cole le habian hablado de las partes genitales del hombre entonces ella sorprendida llega asu casa y pregunta a su mama que es poto y ella le dice es la frente de tu papa y que es pene es la corbata de tu papa entonces ella vio a un joven que estaba jugando y le dice joven, joven su potio esta sudando y su pene esta chueco
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide? "The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
-- Edited by LGigolo at 14:06, 2005-07-19
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Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
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