You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking up every inch of space on/under the TV and you have a porcelain cat, dog, or elephant in your livingroom. ..jajaja it so true.. mi mami tiene unos elfante PERO tienen que estar viendo hacia el lado contrario donde se encutra la puerta para buena suerte... jajaja
PARA LA SUERTE LoL VOY A PONER UNOS YO TAMBIEN AVER SI ME DAN SUERTE LoL
You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking up every inch of space on/under the TV and you have a porcelain cat, dog, or elephant in your livingroom. ..jajaja it so true.. mi mami tiene unos elfante PERO tienen que estar viendo hacia el lado contrario donde se encutra la puerta para buena suerte... jajaja
You know you are a true latino if: When you go to another latino's store, you always say: "Y cuanto es lo menas que me lo deja?" when the price is printed in BIG black letters already...
A few of those have applied to me. How about when ur in a small car and there is already like 8 people in there and someone inside is yelling "metanse que todavia caben mas, put some in the trunk too..."
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... When you're buddy (also latino) and yourself are flying down the street clinching down on a 20 year old mattress you have on the roof of your car. Taking it "a la casa de mami"
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LMAO!!!!!Im on the floor dying!! ALL of these have applied at least once in my life! LMAO!!! LMAO!!!Thanks LV, I needed the laugh!
hey you know it girl, this **** has happened at least once to everyone here..... how about when u was kid, did anyone ever had that one drawer in their bedroom that didnt have a knob? so u kinda of have to get the drawer open, from the sides? anyone remember, you all memberrrrr or you could not sneak in anyone into your bedroom cause instead of a door, you had a beads curtain.... or when the toothpaste was about to finish, you could not throw it out, as you still had the squueze the life out of the paste until the last drop...you all memberrrrr
JOKER_ESCO wrote: LGigolo wrote: LVacan wrote: 7) THE PARY IS SUPPOSE TO BE OVER AT 5:00IT'S 10:00AND THE PARTY IS JUST STARTING. Por eso cuando yo invito latinos over - I tell them to be at my place at 3:00 so that I can start things at 6 or 7... if some desafortunado shows up - will just have to help set up... lol LG REMEMBER EN TORTILLAS FLATS LoL FUIMOS LOS PRIMEROS EVERY1 WAS LATE...... actually, I was NOT surprised... I like to be responsible and punctual... just like you and Colombianita!
I dont think u'll ever see me being that punctual again!!!!!
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE AT A LATINO BIRTHDAY PARTY IF: 1) SOME OF THE GUEST DIDN'T BRING GIFTS BUT BROUGHT UNINVITED GUESTS. 2) THE CAKE SAYS HAPPYBIRTHDAY "MIJO" INSTEAD OF THE CHILDS NAME. 3) THE PARTY IS AT CHUCK E CHEESE, BUT THEY BROUGHT THEIR OWN FOOD, CAKE AND PINATA. 4) IT'S A CHILDS PARTY BUT THERE ARE MORE GROWN UPS THAN KIDS. 5) IT'S MIJO'S FIRST BIRTHDAY AND THE PARTY FOOD IS CARNE ASADA, ARROZ, FRIJOLES AND TEN CASES OF CORONAS AND TEQUILA! 6) FOR ENTERTAINMENT INSTEAD OF PLAYING PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY, THERE IS USUALLY A TELEVISED " JUEGO DE FUTBOL" WHICH IS ALSO KNOWN AS SOCCER GAME, OR "LA PELEA" KNOWN TO US AS,"LIVE FIGHT." 7) THE PARY IS SUPPOSE TO BE OVER AT 5:00IT'S 10:00AND THE PARTY IS JUST STARTING. 8) THE HOST CALLS SOMEONE WHO IS ON THEIR WAY AND TELLS THEM TO STOP AND PICK UP SOME ICE AND TORTILLAS. 9) YOU HEAR SOMEONE GO UP TO THE BIRTHDAY CHILD AND SAY "MIRA, TAN BONITO! I'M GOING TO GET YOU SOMETHING NEXT WEEK WHEN I GET PAID". 10) THE PARTY IS SATURDAY AND YOU GET A PHONE CALL ON FRIDAY NIGHT SAYING "I'M GIVING MIJO A BIRTHDAY PARTY TOMMORROW AT 3:00". 11) SOME GUEST BRING GIFTS THAT ARE STILL IN THE WALL-MART BAGS. 12) THE CAKE DIDN'T COME FROM THE BAKERY, IT CAME FROM THE MOTHER OF THE COMADRE OF YOUR FRIENDS SISTER WHO MAKES REAL GOOD CAKES. 13) YOU ARE TOLD TO SAVE YOUR FORK AND PLATE THAT YOU ATE YOUR FOOD WITH, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR CAKE. 14) GUESTS AUTOMATICALLY WRAP UP A PLATE OF FOOD AND CAKE TO TAKE HOME. 15) IT'S "MIJO'S" PARTY BUT SINCE HIS COUSIN LICHA IS THERE AND HER BIRTHDAY IS IN A FEW DAYS, IT BECOMES MIJO'S AND LICHA'S PARTY. 16) THE BIRTHDAY GIFT IS WRAPPED IN AN OLD CEREAL , OR SHOE BOX.
LMAO!!!!!
Im on the floor dying!! ALL of these have applied at least once in my life! LMAO!!! LMAO!!!
LGigolo wrote: LVacan wrote: 7) THE PARY IS SUPPOSE TO BE OVER AT 5:00IT'S 10:00AND THE PARTY IS JUST STARTING. Por eso cuando yo invito latinos over - I tell them to be at my place at 3:00 so that I can start things at 6 or 7... if some desafortunado shows up - will just have to help set up... lol LG REMEMBER EN TORTILLAS FLATS LoL FUIMOS LOS PRIMEROS EVERY1 WAS LATE......
actually, I was NOT surprised... I like to be responsible and punctual... just like you and Colombianita!
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Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
LVacan wrote: 7) THE PARY IS SUPPOSE TO BE OVER AT 5:00IT'S 10:00AND THE PARTY IS JUST STARTING. Por eso cuando yo invito latinos over - I tell them to be at my place at 3:00 so that I can start things at 6 or 7... if some desafortunado shows up - will just have to help set up... lol
LG REMEMBER EN TORTILLAS FLATS LoL FUIMOS LOS PRIMEROS EVERY1 WAS LATE......
7) THE PARY IS SUPPOSE TO BE OVER AT 5:00IT'S 10:00AND THE PARTY IS JUST STARTING.
Por eso cuando yo invito latinos over - I tell them to be at my place at 3:00 so that I can start things at 6 or 7... if some desafortunado shows up - will just have to help set up... lol
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Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
1) SOME OF THE GUEST DIDN'T BRING GIFTS BUT BROUGHT UNINVITED GUESTS. 2) THE CAKE SAYS HAPPYBIRTHDAY "MIJO" INSTEAD OF THE CHILDS NAME. 3) THE PARTY IS AT CHUCK E CHEESE, BUT THEY BROUGHT THEIR OWN FOOD, CAKE AND PINATA. 4) IT'S A CHILDS PARTY BUT THERE ARE MORE GROWN UPS THAN KIDS. 5) IT'S MIJO'S FIRST BIRTHDAY AND THE PARTY FOOD IS CARNE ASADA, ARROZ, FRIJOLES AND TEN CASES OF CORONAS AND TEQUILA! 6) FOR ENTERTAINMENT INSTEAD OF PLAYING PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY, THERE IS USUALLY A TELEVISED " JUEGO DE FUTBOL" WHICH IS ALSO KNOWN AS SOCCER GAME, OR "LA PELEA" KNOWN TO US AS,"LIVE FIGHT." 7) THE PARY IS SUPPOSE TO BE OVER AT 5:00IT'S 10:00AND THE PARTY IS JUST STARTING. 8) THE HOST CALLS SOMEONE WHO IS ON THEIR WAY AND TELLS THEM TO STOP AND PICK UP SOME ICE AND TORTILLAS. 9) YOU HEAR SOMEONE GO UP TO THE BIRTHDAY CHILD AND SAY "MIRA, TAN BONITO! I'M GOING TO GET YOU SOMETHING NEXT WEEK WHEN I GET PAID". 10) THE PARTY IS SATURDAY AND YOU GET A PHONE CALL ON FRIDAY NIGHT SAYING "I'M GIVING MIJO A BIRTHDAY PARTY TOMMORROW AT 3:00". 11) SOME GUEST BRING GIFTS THAT ARE STILL IN THE WALL-MART BAGS. 12) THE CAKE DIDN'T COME FROM THE BAKERY, IT CAME FROM THE MOTHER OF THE COMADRE OF YOUR FRIENDS SISTER WHO MAKES REAL GOOD CAKES. 13) YOU ARE TOLD TO SAVE YOUR FORK AND PLATE THAT YOU ATE YOUR FOOD WITH, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR CAKE. 14) GUESTS AUTOMATICALLY WRAP UP A PLATE OF FOOD AND CAKE TO TAKE HOME. 15) IT'S "MIJO'S" PARTY BUT SINCE HIS COUSIN LICHA IS THERE AND HER BIRTHDAY IS IN A FEW DAYS, IT BECOMES MIJO'S AND LICHA'S PARTY. 16) THE BIRTHDAY GIFT IS WRAPPED IN AN OLD CEREAL , OR SHOE BOX.
You need to point out how much something you just bought cost. I am always proud of the sales I found. lol. HAHAHAHAH es verdad algunos tenemos mas de una de estas caracteristicas.
Afrodita wrote: This one really gets on my nerves: You get anothers attention by saying "chhh chhh" or "Pssssst." Chhh Chhhh Afro!!!over here!!Im playing girl...But you know I think that EVERY latin american person has done that at one point or another. I know that I've caught myself doing it a lot of times. It does get annoying when guys do it to try to pick you up though.... soo silly!@ JOKER: lol!! pobresito!! well at least it wasnt con el cincho!!! OUCH! that used to hurt!
That's nothing girl one time I run from my mom para que no me pegara so she had a mango in her hands nose como pero me pego en la cabeza damn si que duelen los mangos LoL desde entonses I never run from my mom again.........
LMAO esta excelente!!!!. I can totally relate to some of them.
You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking up every inch of space on/under the TV and you have a porcelain cat, dog, or elephant in your livingroom. You know at least one person in your family named Maria, Carlos,Papo, Juan, Jose, Tony, Tito or Luis. You think Cristina trumps Oprah any day. Your family never lets you forget the day you missed Mother's Day. You dread those boring stays with family in the -campo-. You just can't imagine anyone not liking Spanish food. You get anothers attention by saying "chhh chhh" or "Pssssst." You have at least forty cousins. Your grandmother thinks she has the miracle cure for everything.
