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Thank God we are gonna have human cloning, im never going to die!!!!   but if ido it'll be at 51 (according to this thing)

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@ Fea, Confesiones & Genie..... I guess we're going to have you at "el foro" for a long time!!

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DID I DO IT WRONG CUZ I HAVE 70 MORE YEARS TO LIVE SO IM 25 IM GONNA LIVE TO BE 95YRS


 



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i'm gonna reach 105

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WOOOOHOOO i'm gonna live till 87 !!!

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Dogo wrote:

LOL!! No matter what the thread is... you always find a twist to it, huh!!?
Twist it?

Whatever do you mean?

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Chale_Tanga wrote:

Man...... Dogo its way tooooo long... In other circumstances that would be a fabulous thing, but not in this case


LOL!! No matter what the thread is... you always find a twist to it, huh!!?



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Man...... Dogo its way tooooo long...

In other circumstances that would be a fabulous thing, but not in this case

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THE DEATH CALCULATOR START WITH THE AGE OF 79, THEN ADD OR SUBSTRACT YEARS TO PREDICT WHEN YOU'RE DUE!! VERY ACCURATE AND SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN (Give or take 10 years)   Do you have a penis?.........................................-7 Are you black?....................................................-6 Are you right handed?........................................+1 Are you left handed?...........................................-1 Did  all your grandparents live to be 85?............+5 Is one of them Dick CLark or Keith Richards?.....+25! Do you eat a well balanced diet?........................+2 Are you 10 pounds overweight?..........................-3 Do yu exercise regularly?....................................+3 Do you see a doctor for regular check ups?..........+3 Are you a college graduate?.................................+2 DO you handle pressure well?..............................+4 ...or does stress make you cry like a baby.............-3 Are you married....................................................+5 (yeah right!) Do you smoke........................................................-4 ... how 'bout cigarretes?........................................-8 Are you a Jedi?......................................................+600!! Do you live alone?..................................................-3 Do you live with an interactive pet (like a dog).....+2 DO you live in Hawaii?...........................................+3 Do you live in Mississipi?........................................-2 Do you live in prison?.............................................-16 Do you live in Canada?...........................................+3 ... or in sub Saharan Africa?...................................-25   Finally substract your own age. Your final score is how many years you have left (my advice, start drinking heavily!!!)    -- Edited by Dogo at 23:10, 2005-07-14

 


Sh*** I am goint 2 die young oh well that's life..........



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Phantasma wrote:

U can use this too www.deathclock.com if your too lazy too add all that up (like me, )


OK Man, that one kinda freaked me out... it's too real! right down to he friggin seconds!!!.. sh*t!!!



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U can use this too www.deathclock.com if your too lazy too add all that up (like me, )

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 hey I may die of laughter : : :


SEE!!? IT WORKS EVERY TIME.  IT'S INFALLIBLE I TELL YOU!!!



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Can't reply.  Laughing too hard @ ur posts Confu & Dogo, hey I may die of laughter



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confundida wrote:

by the time i finish adding and subtracting all this ill be dead!!!!!!


LOL!! SEE!!!? I told you it would give you a good idea as to when it would happen!!



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by the time i finish adding and subtracting all this ill be dead!!!!!!

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THE DEATH CALCULATOR


START WITH THE AGE OF 79, THEN ADD OR SUBSTRACT YEARS TO PREDICT WHEN YOU'RE DUE!!


VERY ACCURATE AND SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN (Give or take 10 years)


 


Do you have a penis?.........................................-7


Are you black?....................................................-6


Are you right handed?........................................+1


Are you left handed?...........................................-1


Did  all your grandparents live to be 85?............+5


Is one of them Dick CLark or Keith Richards?.....+25!


Do you eat a well balanced diet?........................+2


Are you 10 pounds overweight?..........................-3


Do yu exercise regularly?....................................+3


Do you see a doctor for regular check ups?..........+3


Are you a college graduate?.................................+2


DO you handle pressure well?..............................+4


...or does stress make you cry like a baby.............-3


Are you married....................................................+5 (yeah right!)


Do you smoke........................................................-4


... how 'bout cigarretes?........................................-8


Are you a Jedi?......................................................+600!!


Do you live alone?..................................................-3


Do you live with an interactive pet (like a dog).....+2


DO you live in Hawaii?...........................................+3


Do you live in Mississipi?........................................-2


Do you live in prison?.............................................-16


Do you live in Canada?...........................................+3


... or in sub Saharan Africa?...................................-25


 


Finally substract your own age. Your final score is how many years you have left (my advice, start drinking heavily!!!)  


 



-- Edited by Dogo at 23:10, 2005-07-14

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