THE DEATH CALCULATOR START WITH THE AGE OF 79, THEN ADD OR SUBSTRACT YEARS TO PREDICT WHEN YOU'RE DUE!! VERY ACCURATE AND SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN (Give or take 10 years) Do you have a penis?.........................................-7 Are you black?....................................................-6 Are you right handed?........................................+1 Are you left handed?...........................................-1 Did all your grandparents live to be 85?............+5 Is one of them Dick CLark or Keith Richards?.....+25! Do you eat a well balanced diet?........................+2 Are you 10 pounds overweight?..........................-3 Do yu exercise regularly?....................................+3 Do you see a doctor for regular check ups?..........+3 Are you a college graduate?.................................+2 DO you handle pressure well?..............................+4 ...or does stress make you cry like a baby.............-3 Are you married....................................................+5 (yeah right!) Do you smoke........................................................-4 ... how 'bout cigarretes?........................................-8 Are you a Jedi?......................................................+600!! Do you live alone?..................................................-3 Do you live with an interactive pet (like a dog).....+2 DO you live in Hawaii?...........................................+3 Do you live in Mississipi?........................................-2 Do you live in prison?.............................................-16 Do you live in Canada?...........................................+3 ... or in sub Saharan Africa?...................................-25 Finally substract your own age. Your final score is how many years you have left (my advice, start drinking heavily!!!) -- Edited by Dogo at 23:10, 2005-07-14
Sh*** I am goint 2 die young oh well that's life..........