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I like this 1........


11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick



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ehehheeh


they are really good



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21. If you really love her, wear a cover


jeje i like this one..!



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3. Don't be silly, protect your Willie
22. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake

- good one hun'....lol


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MARILYN MONROE wrote:


Guadalupana wrote: These are funny though your avatar is a bit disturbing       I don't like it...it is very disturbing..

Ya lo cambie......

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Guadalupana wrote:



These are funny though your avatar is a bit disturbing


      I don't like it...it is very disturbing.. .........OK MUCH BETTER!

-- Edited by MARILYN MONROE at 10:38, 2005-06-30

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God wrote:


JOKER_ESCO wrote: IS WIKED IS FROM THE MOVIE texas chainsaw massacre...... No dude ....looks like u got it from ogrish

ok ill change it......

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:

IS WIKED IS FROM THE MOVIE texas chainsaw massacre......



No dude ....looks like u got it from ogrish

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IS WIKED IS FROM THE MOVIE texas chainsaw massacre......

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These are funny

though your avatar is a bit disturbing

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Top Condom Slogans

1. Cover your stump before you hump

2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

3. Don't be silly, protect your Willie

4. When in doubt shroud you spout

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner

6. You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong

7. If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

9. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

10. If you slip between her thighs, condomize

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat

13. While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis

14. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member

16. Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker

17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool

18. The right selection, is to protect your erection

19. Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil

20. A crank with armor, will never harm her

21. If you really love her, wear a cover

22. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake

23. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener

24. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket

25. No glove, no love (ive heard this one before)



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