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That **** is real, I luvvvv it, good come back.

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Caliche wrote:


best break up line: Its not me its you


HOW ABOUT THIS ONE CALICHE


"IF YOU DON'T CALL MY HOUSE...THAT'S IT FOR ME AND YOU"



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JOKER_ESCO wrote:


LoL IT WOULD VERDA BONITA LoL

si peo luckily no me ha pasado a mi

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LoL IT WOULD VERDA BONITA LoL

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wow that would hurt if i got that letter...

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Caliche wrote:


best break up line: Its not me its you

I like this one better:

Welcome to dumpville, population.... YOU... LOL!!!!

(love the simpsons!!!)

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Esta muy bueno el brake up letter




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Caliche wrote:


best break up line: Its not me its you


 


Bueno esa esta buena tambien but dis dude was really creativo el hijue su madre



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best break up line:

Its not me its you

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Gitana wrote:


 BE CREATIVE LG....SURPRISE ME


in that case, lets just wait till the time comes 


@ Joker: you're welcome, man!



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Thank's I found a gold mine of avatares...........

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LGigolo wrote:


Gitana wrote: LGigolo wrote: OHHHHHHH YEEEESSSSS, YESSSSSS, YESSSSSS... I am so in the mood today! I'M READY TOO LETS GET STARTED !! I'm coming... how do you want it today?

BE CREATIVE LG....SURPRISE ME

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LGigolo wrote: OHHHHHHH YEEEESSSSS, YESSSSSS, YESSSSSS... I am so in the mood today! I'M READY TOO LETS GET STARTED !!

I'm coming... how do you want it today?

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LGigolo wrote:


OHHHHHHH YEEEESSSSS, YESSSSSS, YESSSSSS... I am so in the mood today!


I'M READY TOO


LETS GET STARTED !!



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OHHHHHHH YEEEESSSSS, YESSSSSS, YESSSSSS... I am so in the mood today!



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LGigolo wrote: Nat Flores wrote: LGigolo wrote: I had seen that one before, it's goood!... P.S.: your AVATARS keep getting better everyday! that avatar is 40 degrees!!! damn!! speaking of action!good stuff!! one can TELL it's Freaky Friday!!! ALMOST PG-18 graphics on his avatar! LMAO OK LG T'S FREAKY FRIDAY ARE YOU IN THE MOOD TODAY

       When isn't he?? LOL

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Nat Flores wrote: LGigolo wrote: I had seen that one before, it's goood!... P.S.: your AVATARS keep getting better everyday! that avatar is 40 degrees!!! damn!! speaking of action!good stuff!! one can TELL it's Freaky Friday!!! ALMOST PG-18 graphics on his avatar! LMAO


OK LG


T'S FREAKY FRIDAY


ARE YOU IN THE MOOD TODAY



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LGigolo wrote: I had seen that one before, it's goood!... P.S.: your AVATARS keep getting better everyday! that avatar is 40 degrees!!! damn!! speaking of action!good stuff!!

one can TELL it's Freaky Friday!!! ALMOST PG-18 graphics on his avatar! LMAO

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I had seen that one before, it's goood!... P.S.: your AVATARS keep getting better everyday!

that avatar is 40 degrees!!! damn!! speaking of action!
good stuff!!

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I had seen that one before, it's goood!...


P.S.: your AVATARS keep getting better everyday!



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The best Break-Up letter ... Ever A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky..... The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please ! take your! picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky...


ouch, ouch!! jajajaja....take that ricky!! lol
good one mr. joker esco!! (hey! ur jokes are tha bomb!) lol

-- Edited by Nat Flores at 13:13, 2005-06-24

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OUCH!!

LOL!


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The best Break-Up letter ... Ever

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter
from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between
us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please
return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky.....

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots
they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts,
cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the
other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There
were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are.
Please ! take your! picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky...


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