A ESO YO OPINO DESPACITO Y SIN VASELINA HIJA DE P#$# PARA QUE APRENDAS MI HERMANA YO CREO QUE FUE LA MEJOR RESPUESTA QUE COMO HOMBRE PUDO DAR JUST SHORT AND SWEET
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NADIE ES HONESTO EN ESTE MUNDO!! Y NO MIENTAS PORQUE HASTA TU HAS MENTIDO ...
Gitana wrote: LGigolo wrote: OHHHHHHH YEEEESSSSS, YESSSSSS, YESSSSSS... I am so in the mood today! I'M READY TOO LETS GET STARTED !! I'm coming... how do you want it today?
BE CREATIVE LG....SURPRISE ME
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TO SOLVE THE HUMAN EQUATION, WE NEED TO ADD LOVE, SUBTRACT HATE, MULTIPLY GOOD, AND DIVIDE BETWEEN TRUTH AND ERROR!!
LGigolo wrote: Nat Flores wrote: LGigolo wrote: I had seen that one before, it's goood!... P.S.: your AVATARS keep getting better everyday! that avatar is 40 degrees!!! damn!! speaking of action!good stuff!! one can TELL it's Freaky Friday!!! ALMOST PG-18 graphics on his avatar! LMAO OK LG T'S FREAKY FRIDAY ARE YOU IN THE MOOD TODAY
Nat Flores wrote: LGigolo wrote: I had seen that one before, it's goood!... P.S.: your AVATARS keep getting better everyday! that avatar is 40 degrees!!! damn!! speaking of action!good stuff!! one can TELL it's Freaky Friday!!! ALMOST PG-18 graphics on his avatar! LMAO
OK LG
T'S FREAKY FRIDAY
ARE YOU IN THE MOOD TODAY
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TO SOLVE THE HUMAN EQUATION, WE NEED TO ADD LOVE, SUBTRACT HATE, MULTIPLY GOOD, AND DIVIDE BETWEEN TRUTH AND ERROR!!
LGigolo wrote: I had seen that one before, it's goood!... P.S.: your AVATARS keep getting better everyday! that avatar is 40 degrees!!! damn!! speaking of action!good stuff!!
one can TELL it's Freaky Friday!!! ALMOST PG-18 graphics on his avatar! LMAO
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Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
The best Break-Up letter ... Ever A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky..... The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please ! take your! picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky...
ouch, ouch!! jajajaja....take that ricky!! lol good one mr. joker esco!! (hey! ur jokes are tha bomb!) lol
-- Edited by Nat Flores at 13:13, 2005-06-24
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Nat'Flores
**My Patience has Sunk all the way down 2My Feet**
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky.....
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please ! take your! picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.