I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we >all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I >heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. > >Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the >things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I >started and hadn't >finished, and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a >bottle of >Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, >a >package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, >the rest >of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. >You have no idea how freaking good I feel. > >Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace. > >