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mmm los mas salvajes para decir piropos son los Panamenos eventhough I'm Panamenian it's just so disturbing but at the end they end up freaked up when I tell them something back jajajaja here's one que me dijieron unos locos back home:" Mami tu con tanta carne y yo con una hambre"

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Quisiera ser Tarzan, para volar de rama en rama y caer en tu cama. (Only in Colombia, LOL)

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Awwww, this one is sweet, I almost liked the guy just because of it ...  almost!


 


¿Cómo quieres que te olvide, si cuando quiero olvidarte, me olvido del olvido y comienzo a recordarte?



 



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 and I love this you  " How you  doin ' ? "  (joey from friends ?



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Zero wrote:

""Sabes que es más bonito que mis ojos? El reflejo de los tuyos."

I really like this one.


 


 


@ Zipote: This... "PHSS PHSSS.... MI AMOR SI ASI COMO CAMINA COCINA HASTA EL COCOLON ME LE COMO.........(COCOLON ES ARROS PEGADO)" ...sounds so, but so wrong. If you hadn't explained what cocolon was, I would've gotten a completely different picture...



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El Mismo wrote:

yo o la payasa.....?
    ........LA PAYASA PUES LOKO....

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yo o la payasa.....?


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El Mismo wrote:

ME comi una PAYASA>>>>
  DE QUE PAIS...........

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ME comi una PAYASA>>>>

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This works for me... "Que cuerpaso que tiene mamasita!!!, quiere jugar al TETO.....? y como es eso me preguntan... facil digo yo.....tu te agachas y te met..............0000000...."

 TE COMISTA UN PAYASO HOY EN DIA ......ANDAS DE CHISTOSO..........IS FUNNY GUY.....


 



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This works for me...

"Que cuerpaso que tiene mamasita!!!, quiere jugar al TETO.....? y como es eso me preguntan...
facil digo yo.....tu te agachas y te met..............0000000...."

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YA ME EXTAN~ABA QUE NO HABIAS RESPONDIDO A ESTA JOCKER ESCO.........



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Soñé que el fuego helaba
Soñé que la nieve ardía
y para soñar lo imposible
soñe que me querias.


Amor, la que respiró mi presencia.
La que se dio cuenta, que sin importar las ausencias,
se puede permanecer en un completo estado de amor.
Porque amar , es la manera más compleja del ser humano para sentir.
Y sentir, es la manera más completa para vivir.



Quisiera ser baldosa
para que me pisara una diosa

Quisiera ser caramelo
que idea tan loca
para pegarme en tus labios
y derretirme en tu boca


El amor es como las matemáticas:
+amor -odio x toda la vida / entre tu y yo.



Desearía ser una lagrima tuya...
Para nacer en tus ojos,
Vivir en tus mejillas,
Y morir en tus labios


Pasa una chica y le decís
Que hora tenes?
Cuando te responde... Le contestas:
Era para saber exactamente a que hora me volvistes loco




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Guadalupana wrote:

@God---a man with such charm seeks the aid of pick up lines for the ladies? I don't believe it. You're a natural lady killer....

OOOOHHH NO OTRA VES ......PORQUE ES Q` SIEMPRE COMIENSAN CUANDO ESTOY AQUI.......


LA NOVELA PARTE DOS.........



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@God---a man with such charm seeks the aid of pick up lines for the ladies? I don't believe it. You're a natural lady killer....

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Colombiana4Life wrote:
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Gitana wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: Mamita, tantas curvas y yo sin frenos.  LOL BET YOU GET THIS ONE OFTEN..... good to know that...
Im just "una cajita llena de sorpresas"


we have lots in commun.....mmmm

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Gitana wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: Mamita, tantas curvas y yo sin frenos.  LOL BET YOU GET THIS ONE OFTEN..... good to know that...
Im just "una cajita llena de sorpresas"

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Gitana wrote:
Colombiana4Life wrote:
Mamita, tantas curvas y yo sin frenos.  LOL
BET YOU GET THIS ONE OFTEN.....


good to know that...

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Gitana wrote:

Colombiana4Life wrote: Mamita, tantas curvas y yo sin frenos.  LOL BET YOU GET THIS ONE OFTEN.....
Why do u say that?

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Colombiana4Life wrote:

Mamita, tantas curvas y yo sin frenos.  LOL
BET YOU GET THIS ONE OFTEN.....

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Mamita, tantas curvas y yo sin frenos.  LOL

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Zero wrote:

"Si la belleza matara, tú no tendrías perdón de Dios." "Sabes que es más bonito que mis ojos? El reflejo de los tuyos." "Cuando mires las estrellas acuérdate de mí, porque en cada una de ellas hay un beso para ti!"-- Edited by Zero at 23:09, 2005-08-27

"Cuando mires las estrellas acuérdate de mí, porque en cada una de ellas hay un beso para ti!"


I LIKE THIS ONE.... I THINK IT'S CUTE!!!!



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"Si la belleza matara, tú no tendrías perdón de Dios." "Sabes que es más bonito que mis ojos? El reflejo de los tuyos." "Cuando mires las estrellas acuérdate de mí, porque en cada una de ellas hay un beso para ti!"-- Edited by Zero at 23:09, 2005-08-27

 Y ESTE JUAN TENORIO DE DONDE SALIO  VERY SLIK............BODY U GOT ANY MORE


CON ESTE SI LAS CHAVAS CREO Q` SE DERRITEN



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"Si la belleza matara, tú no tendrías perdón de Dios."


"Sabes que es más bonito que mis ojos? El reflejo de los tuyos."


"Cuando mires las estrellas acuérdate de mí, porque en cada una de ellas hay un beso para ti!"



-- Edited by Zero at 23:09, 2005-08-27

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Chale_Tanga wrote:

ZIPOTE wrote: Y YO CHE COMO VINE A PARAR AQUI...... como no me quisites llavar con ustedes, I included you in mine bichito...
IIIIII SAID NOTHING U SAID THAT...................

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ZIPOTE wrote:

Y YO CHE COMO VINE A PARAR AQUI......
como no me quisites llavar con ustedes, I included you in mine bichito...

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Chale_Tanga wrote:

Dogo wrote: I'll be there in 2!!! I'll bring the blanket and you bring the boobie licking dog.... and Zipote can bring the wiped cream and strawberries.........     For the Picnic!!!!!!     What were you people thinking it was?!?!?!? hehehehehehe
 Y YO CHE COMO VINE A PARAR AQUI......

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Dogo wrote:

I'll be there in 2!!!

I'll bring the blanket and you bring the boobie licking dog.... and Zipote can bring the wiped cream and strawberries.........














 


 


For the Picnic!!!!!!




 


 






What were you people thinking it was?!?!?!?








hehehehehehe



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Chale_Tanga wrote:

Dogo wrote: Never stopped you before!!                 This is true!So what u say? Meet you at the box in 5 for a little sumthin sumthin?


I'll be there in 2!!!



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Dogo wrote:

Never stopped you before!!                
This is true!


So what u say?
Meet you at the box in 5 for a little sumthin sumthin?

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Chale_Tanga wrote:

 "no importa, yo no soy celoso!" Thats soo funny, I"ve heard this line too many times! LOL!Dogo stop trying to pick me up! Im taken!!!


Never stopped you before!!


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 



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Dogo wrote:

ZIPOTE wrote:  HOOOO AL FINAL DE LA NOCHE LE PEDIS EL #TELEFONO Y SI TE DICE TENGO NOVIO LE DECIS NO YO QUIERO TU NUMERO NO EL DE TU NOVIO   or....... "no importa, yo no soy celoso!"
Thats soo funny, I"ve heard this line too many times! LOL!

Dogo stop trying to pick me up! Im taken!!!

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Sorry I don't use lines, I'm upfront, if I like the girl I'll say just that, or I'll come up and ask name and some small conversation, she gets the point.............. I'm just not that good at bullsh*t
 YEA I GUESS THAT WORKS TOO......

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Sorry I don't use lines, I'm upfront, if I like the girl I'll say just that, or I'll come up and ask name and some small conversation, she gets the point.............. I'm just not that good at bullsh*t

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@ Cali: LMAO!!! Good one!ANYTHING sounds amazing in spanish... you could say that its 'trash day today' in spanish and it still sounds erotic to a white guy/girl.For me... anything with the word mamita/mama/mami/mi amor/amorsito/reina/mi cielo/carino/cielo/mi vida/princessa... well you get the point...
 NO PIDE NADA ESTA CHAVA ...... HEY Y QUIEN EMPESO ESTA HONDA QUE NO LA ENCUENTRO POR NINGUN LADO........PHSSS PHSSSS GATA GATITA.......PHSSSSSS

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 HOOOO AL FINAL DE LA NOCHE LE PEDIS EL #TELEFONO Y SI TE DICE TENGO NOVIO LE DECIS NO YO QUIERO TU NUMERO NO EL DE TU NOVIO  


or....... "no importa, yo no soy celoso!"



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@ Cali: LMAO!!! Good one!



ANYTHING sounds amazing in spanish... you could say that its 'trash day today' in spanish and it still sounds erotic to a white guy/girl.


For me... anything with the word mamita/mama/mami/mi amor/amorsito/reina/mi cielo/carino/cielo/mi vida/princessa... well you get the point...

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FOR WHITE GIRLS: HI MY NAME IS CARLOS, IM LATINO... COMO ESTAS MAMASITA GUERITA?

THEY ALL OVER U IN A MATTER OF SECONDS... SPECIALLY BLONDE N BRUNNETE ONES


FOR LATINAS: TENGO TRABAJO, NO SOY BAGO, SE BAILAR SALSA MERENGUE BACHATA REGGETON CUMBIA Y VALLENATO, COCINO Y HACEO MI HOGAR. TE MENCIONE KE TRABAJO? MIS AMIGOS? OH ELLOS PUEDEN ESPERAR, TU ERES MAS IMPORTANTE.

ITS LIKE AN INTERVIEW... THATS WHY I LIKE WHITE LOOKING LATINAS....


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I GUESS THAT HAPPEN TO ME A FEW TIMES HACE UN BUEN TIENPO( HACE UN BUEN TIEMPO).....


U R LIKE WA WAS I THINKING WHEN I GIVE HER MY NUMBER..........



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Caliche wrote: THATS SOME NASTY SH!T BRO..... I DUNNO IF ITS THE SAME THING IM THINKIN... I GOT TOO MUCH OF A VIVID IMAGINATION... stop smoking dat **** bra !

 HOOOO AL FINAL DE LA NOCHE LE PEDIS EL #TELEFONO Y SI TE DICE TENGO NOVIO LE DECIS NO YO QUIERO TU NUMERO NO EL DE TU NOVIO
IT WORKED 4 ME........ 


White chicks are funny......once we exchanged numbers but I didnt call her...she called me like 20 times and I never answered and once I answered by mistake....she was soo pissed because never called her back..... she gave me ****......I was like..."listen I don't even remember your name"

-- Edited by God at 18:46, 2005-08-27

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Caliche wrote: THATS SOME NASTY SH!T BRO..... I DUNNO IF ITS THE SAME THING IM THINKIN... I GOT TOO MUCH OF A VIVID IMAGINATION... stop smoking dat **** bra !

 HOOOO AL FINAL DE LA NOCHE LE PEDIS EL #TELEFONO Y SI TE DICE TENGO NOVIO LE DECIS NO YO QUIERO TU NUMERO NO EL DE TU NOVIO


IT WORKED 4 ME........ 



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Caliche wrote:
THATS SOME NASTY SH!T BRO..... I DUNNO IF ITS THE SAME THING IM THINKIN... I GOT TOO MUCH OF A VIVID IMAGINATION...


stop smoking dat **** bra !

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THATS SOME NASTY SH!T BRO..... I DUNNO IF ITS THE SAME THING IM THINKIN... I GOT TOO MUCH OF A VIVID IMAGINATION...

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There's one that always use with white chicks...ans has a 90% effectiveness ....

You ask her name....and regardless what name they tell ya you gotta answer

"Even your name is Sexy"

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GaTa_SaLvAjE wrote: Damn...spanish sounds so much more convincing and sexy compared to English!! LOL I can tell ur a regular using the lines already!!! @god> by the way...ur suppose to be everywhere and i dont think u were at momentos on friday!!! i know i know my bad !

 NOOOOOOOOO Y ESA FOTO Q` ONDAS GOD .......TE CONVENCIERON O QUE.......


IS THAT U BRO Q` NODAS NO MAMES.........



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GaTa_SaLvAjE wrote:

im curious to hear some of the most common slick spanish pick up lines guys and girls (especially guys) use on each other!!! COM'MON GUYS.....dont be shy...bring it on!!!

 UNA QUE HE ESCUCHADO DE MIS AMIGOS ....PERO NUNCA LA HE USADO ON ANYONE.......ESTA ES PARA CUANDO SE VA AL PARQUE......


 PHSS PHSSS.... MI AMOR SI ASI COMO CAMINA COCINA HASTA EL COCOLON ME LE COMO.........(COCOLON ES ARROS PEGADO)



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DAMN IN SPANISH IS SOO HARD FOR ME TO BE ALL SMOOTH.. IM UPFRONT IN SPANISH, LIKE TO GET MY POINT ACROSS...


KERES OR NO KERES??



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GaTa_SaLvAjE wrote:
Damn...spanish sounds so much more convincing and sexy compared to English!! LOL I can tell ur a regular using the lines already!!! @god> by the way...ur suppose to be everywhere and i dont think u were at momentos on friday!!!


i know i know my bad !

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Damn...spanish sounds so much more convincing and sexy compared to English!! LOL I can tell ur a regular using the lines already!!! @god> by the way...ur suppose to be everywhere and i dont think u were at momentos on friday!!!

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GaTa_SaLvAjE wrote:
im curious to hear some of the most common slick spanish pick up lines guys and girls (especially guys) use on each other!!! COM'MON GUYS.....dont be shy...bring it on!!!

Just Because I heard you have nice eyes...Diablo de ojos claros, eres un gran ladrón, porque sin darme cuenta, me robaste el corazón.

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